Tecmo Koei & NetherRealm Studios presents in association with Sentai Filmworks
DYNASTY WARRIORS
(The story opens when all the warriors are dead except DJ Puff Ball.)
Lu Bu: Where is the gods, DJ? The pathetic Winx Club pushes me no longer. (punching) The reign is feeling in my bones, Hitomi.
DJ Puff Ball: Stop!
Lu Bu: It is done, your time has passed.
(DJ Puff Ball uses a password to go back to his past self.)
DJ Puff Ball: You must win, Lu Bu.
(The camera then rewinds to the stadium.)
DJ Puff Ball: My head.
Yue Ying: What's wrong?
DJ Puff Ball: Visions. The tour begins.
(The tour begins with the audience having a seat.)
Diao Chan: I am Diao Chan, in the day, each of you will fight. If you succeed on defeating all of the bad guys, you will face the final enemy, me.
Xiao Qiao: Nice.
Diao Chan: The first challenge is... Smoke!
DJ Puff Ball: Nice stunt!
Diao Chan: Begin!
(FIGHT SEQUENCE)
DJ Puff Ball: Nice work, guys!
Diao Chan: Next opponent is... Ermac!
DJ Puff Ball: Okay. Nice stuff.
Ermac: This will be easy.
(FIGHT SEQUENCE)
DJ Puff Ball: I love this stuff. We are doing ''Winx Club: The Lost Princess'' and ''Huntik and the Treasure of Ghosts''.
Diao Chan: Now.. Kill him!
DJ Puff Ball: Whoa. No, I refuse.
Diao Chan: The tournament will resume at dawn.
DJ Puff Ball: Loser. Xing Cai, where is the gods?
Xing Cai: With the Shu and Wei team.
DJ Puff Ball: Let's say. The third-generation Winx Club team is the notable girls from Shu to Wei.
(At the bridge, Zhen Ji was picking on flowers.)
Zhen Ji: DJ. We must find the password.
DJ Puff Ball: The first-generation led by Princess Bloom founded that. No need for that.
Zhen Ji: It's on phone.
DJ Puff Ball: Wanna have a match?
Zhen Ji: Sure.
(FIGHT SEQUENCE)
DJ Puff Ball: You tested your Enchantix moves..
Zhen Ji: Cool. Look out!
(DJ Puff Ball fell off the cliff but saved by the spikes.)
Zhen Ji: It's Dong Zhuo!
Dong Zhuo: Let's rape together!
Zhen Ji: Nooo!
(DJ Puff Ball saves her from raping her.)
DJ Puff Ball: Stay away from the lady, fat shrimp.
Dong Zhuo: Come and get me!
(FIGHT SEQUENCE)
DJ Puff Ball: Go play somewhere else.
Zhen Ji: Thanks for killing that evil mate.
DJ Puff Ball: Zhen Ji, we have to stop the killer from my future self.
Zhen Ji: The ''DJ'' name is your future self.
DJ Puff Ball: Okay, Xing Cai and Xiao Qiao is with the Shu+Wu team.
Zhen Ji: Okay, the only way to win this fight is to stop the massacre including the three toadlets known as the second generation ''Trix''.
DJ Puff Ball: Use your flute.
Zhen Ji: We should get going.