A/N: Really cheesy poem I wrote when I was little and felt like uploading. I know it sucks and I don't own Legend of Zelda xD
A Hero's Life
He is known as the Hero of Hyrule
Obviously he is no fool
He had a girlfriend who was forsaken
By evil monsters she was taken
Our hero found a sacred sword
From now on he shall never be bored
Midna of the Twilight came to assist
But Zelda's help Midna tried to resist
Off they set to the forest temple
To save the Ordon village people
Our hero beat that stupid monkey
Wow is Link a hunky
Next came the annoying gorons
Whose leaders consisted of morons
The Zoras were a complete pain
Until the river flowed with rain
Just when you think all is well and done
And you wish to your home you can run
Zant comes and steals the armor
You can't return just yet to being a farmer
Midna's all ticked off
You wish with her head you could use to play golf
She orders you to go to the desert
Yet she doesn't tell you to be alert
Only three temples remain
Midna's heart is a stain
Now she wants our hero to find the mirror shards
The next four temples are hard
So after making your way through the monster camp
And the sand dragon you must stamp
Next come the temples of ice, time, and sky
And finally Link's showdown with Zant is time
After you kill this horrid foe
And you've collected all of the ghostly poes
Gannondorf comes and holy cow
You wonder to life he came but how?
You must fight your ex-girlfriend the princess
Who has been possessed and looks a mess
Finally with the help of the Triforce and Zelda and Midna's power
Our hero can show Gannondorf who is the boss of Hyrule and its towers
Once Gannondorf has died by Link's strength
You know Midna's good-bye has no length
Peace has returned to the land of Hyrule
And it's all thanks to our hero Link whose bravery could fill up a pool!