I hope you like the story.
Because it's weird maybe you won't like it.
In the story I really changed everyone's personalities( i think).
CHAPTER 1- The Day
Another morning it was. Itachi sat in his corner reading his book. There were lots of shadows at that corner so you couldn't tell what he was reading.
Far away from there, Sasuke awoke. He snapped his fingers and flames appeared above them. He smirked. /I just had a dream where I BURNED your precious book, Itachi./ He thought. "MWAHAHAHAHAHA!" he laughed maniacally.
He looked at his clock after laughing for a while. "$#! I'M GOING TO BE LATE!" He rushed out of his house after getting ready for the day. He ran to the usual meeting spot where Sakura and Naruto were. Sakura was brushing her long hair with the staring look in her eye. She wore a sleeveless black shirt and a black skirt with a large belt around it. She had a sheathed sword hanging from her belt. She looked up.
"…"
Sasuke ignored her silence and looked at Naruto. He was in his usual meditating stance, floating off the ground with purple light shining around him. /Must resist urge to burn./ He really wanted to set something on fire.
There was a poof of smoke. Standing there (as usual) was Kakashi. "Hello worthy students of mine…" He looked at them all and gave an unhappy look. "Look here." Sasuke caught the newspaper Kakashi just threw. PEOPLE KILLED: SURVIVERS SAID TO SEE PINK HAIR, PURPLE LIGHTS, AND LOTS OF FIRE.
Kakashi frowned again. "You must learn not to be seen or noticed while assassinating the members of villages. Sasuke, don't leave everything behind you in flames. Sakura, don't let your hair flow into sight. Naruto, stop teleporting with that very noticeable light." "KAKASHI SENSEI! How could you think of such a thing? I can NOT possibly give up teleporting!" "Fine. You can at least teleport outside of human eyesight. Today we shall try again. Our target is Noimportanceville." "Kakashi sensei…. Why must we do yet another massacre of a village. We've been doing things like that a lot lately." "You must perfect the art of killing. You children have not yet done that so you must continue to practice."
They were off. Minutes later they arrived at Noimportanceville, the village of no importance. Kakashi sent them in different directions and left to watch how the individuals had improved.
The alley way was dark, very dark, a perfect place to hide from enemies. /someone's coming/ Sakura pressed against the wall and blended in. She could not be seen. A group of men passed by, talking to each other, not knowing of their fate. Sakura stepped out and unsheathed her blade. She quickly, yet silently, ran forward and swung her sword. The bodies were well hidden somewhere and Sakura set off once again.
Naruto sensed the presence of someone approaching. He teleported to a spot where he could locate the enemy, but the enemy could not locate him. He put his fingers together to form a circle. Once the target's head was visible through this circle, Naruto said the magic words, "PSYCHIC!" The target collapsed to the floor. Naruto then teleportedthebody into a dump 3,925 miles away. He smirked. /I CAN defeat enemies with my psychic powers/
/hehehe/ Sasuke approached the man with a sad fate. "FIRE!" The man's head caught fire and before he could scream, "BLIZZARA!" the man froze. The man was then burned to a crisp and Sasuke just grinned with delight but then frowned. /too bad I can't set the whole #$ place on fire.../
Noimportanceville was empty with nothing but dead stuff and fluffy bunnies, devouring the dead people's food supplies with evil redness in their eyes. "SNIFF SNIFF SNIFF!" (WE HAVE FINALLY OBTAINED THE ENEMY FOOD, MY BUNNY LACKIES!) Kakashi gave the genins an approving smile. "You all did a good job..." /Splendid! At this rate all the villages will be empty for my taking! I shall conquer everyone and everything/ "Kakashi-sensei? Why are you grinning evilly?" "Oh... it is nothing for you children to think about..." "Ok..." Naruto paused and then continued his meditating.
Sakura finally returned home from that tiring day of destruction. She passed by Naruto's house and saw a little girl. It was Yuzu Yondy Turanzu, the 5 year old Chuunin. She smiled. "Hello!" "Oh... hello!" replied Sakura. Sakura returned home and noticed she got some mail. 'To Sakura, It's me, Tenten. I was wondering if you'd like to go with me to the coming carnival. If you come then you can bring any person you wish to bring... unless if they are peace smashing terrorists that hate the way of the hippie.. One day, we will live in a world, rid of the humans of hate for, they will all DIE BY MY HAND! So, if you'd like to come then just come, okay? Your friend, Tenten. /...should I go?.../
"aahhh... Such a woderous day... oh, why hello there Ino!" Ino skipped happily towards Naruto and smiled with her wide eyes in a freaky way. "Hello Naruto!pika." She wore a long robe decorated with strange desighns and Pikachus. The bottom of her skirt said pika pika pika and on and on. She was crazy. Crazy for 'The Great and Mighty Pikachu'. She had two lightning sticks and when she was in a fix...
flashback...
Ino and pals were surrounded by enemy ninja. "GREAT AND MIGHTY PIKACHU, LEND ME YOUR POWER!" She held up her sticks and got hit by lightning. "..." Shikamaru sighed. Ino's long hair stick up and she went berserker mode towards the enemy. "Why is our teammate crazy?" Choji shrugged.
end of flashback
/I must discover how she gets hit by lightning like that../
"Good day." Sasuke gave a small smile. "Good day to you to madam." Temari flapped her fan and snapped her fingers. "What is it you need Madam Temari?" "Fetch me some tea will you?" Kankuro ran off. Temari wore a long fancy poofy dress and had long velvet gloves. Kankuro wore a servant's suit an was like Temari's personal slave(He hates it). "So how are you doing as a peasant?" "Normal." "Please tell more details of your poor life." "Uhh.. I bought a slushy?" "Why must I even bother having a conversation with the likes of you." "Madam! Your tea." "Thank you, now take me somewhere else." She stepped onto a fancy carriage and Kankuro pulled her away. /eehhhh/ Sasuken was bored when he noticed that Tenten was walking towards him. with a strange look in her eye. /oh $#. did she figure out I don't beleive in peace/ "Sasuke.." She said in a deep evil voice. /&$/ "..would you like to go to the carnival?" She then said in a mush more yippy voice. "I'm inviting all the nice people I know. Sakura is going to. She told me." "Uhhh, sure."
LATER
Sakura waited at her door when a motercycle drove up. She walked up to the man who rode it. "You are indeed a little later then I expected." "I wasn't paying attention to the time." replied Shikamaru. He wore a leather jacket and black jeans. Sakura hopped on behind him and they drove off.
They arrived at the carnival. "Sakura!" Naruto was calling out to her. "Sorry for being late, it's Shikamaru's fault." The couples there(some aren't really couples but are two people groups) were: Sakura and Shikamaru, Naruto and Hinata and Neji( is exeption because he suspects Naruto of doing somthing horrible to Hinata or something), Kakashi and Iruka, Temari and Kankuro( as usual), Lee and Tenten, Gaara and Yuzu( i bet you did not see that coming... as many other things), Kurenai and Asuma, Tsunade and Shizune, Sasuke and Haku( yes he IS alive), and everyone i'm missing but I don't want to put here. Iruka smiled at them all. "I hope we have a wonderous night at this carnival! Let the birds sing and the flowers bloom for we are one with nature!" (yes, Iruka is a girl in this story) Kakashi smirked. / If I can harness the power of the mystic coupon here then surely, I can TAKE OVER THE WORLD/ Gai smirked. / If I can harness the power of the mystic coupon here then surely, I can TAKE OVER THE WORLD/ The two then frowned. /What if Gai gets there first/What if Kakashi gets there first/ "Gai, this is a battle now, not just a game." "I know, stupid rival, for I GAI SHALL CONQUER THE COUPON!" Gai smirked once again and opened his eyes. Kakashi was gone. "CURSE YOU KAKASHI!"
"So where do you wish to go first?" "I'm not sure anddon't really care. But no matter what I do not wish to go to that clown section." "I know! Let's go on ghost rider! I just love that ride!" "Great idea! I enjoy that ride to!" Hinata smiled. Neji glared at Naruto. He had just insisted that Hinata would go on Ghost Rider! ( he couldn't think of any better reason to glare.)just later. "THAT WAS SOOO FUN!" "I KNOW!" "..." Hinata's hair was messed up and she was smiling and jumping up and down. Suddenly there was an explosion.
Kakashi was riding on a giant moving rock and was riding through the air. Iruka was sitting behind him and waved. "Are you having a good time Haku! I hope your haming a good time! I'll get you some icecream later if I can!" "Don't spoil the boy! He's spoiled enough because of you!" "It's good to gift your child with gifts because then they will apreciate their parents more! (Iruka adopted Haku)" Kakashi wave a coupon in the air. "SEE THAT GAI? I WIN AGAIN! NOW I SHALL CONQUER YOU ALL!"
Neji's eyes widened. "&#! How did he get his hands on that?" Naruto looked confused."huh?" Hinata then realized what Neji meant and clasped her mouth. /oh no.../ "EVERYONE! WE MUST BAND TOGETHER TO TAKE BACK THE COUPON!" Haku laughed. "What an interesting day!" Sasuke twiched. "FIRAGA!" Lee's head set on fire and he did a spin jump into a tree. "I JUST HATE BALLERINAS!" Lee sniffed and replied, "But Ballet is a wonderful thing! It saddens me that someone doesn't apretiate ballet.." "THEN YOU CAN ATLEAST TAKE OFF THE TUTU!" "but.." "THUNDAGA!" Lee was parralized and hit the hard floor. Tenten laughed.
"HELLO? PEOPLE? WE MUST BAND TOGETHOR!" "What's this all about?"asked Yuzu. "Ok, let me explain... (insert stuipid music here) Once upon a time, at the place I work, there was a great thing made there. The problem was that this thing was so powerful that if it fell into the hands of someone who knew how to use it, then we'd all be doomed. That's why the boss made a special coupon that you had to use to purchase the thing." "How come you can't just destroy this 'thing'?" "Because once it is created in the world, atleast one of it's kind must remain." "Why is that?" "I don't know. It just is that way. NOW EVERYONE! LET'S GO!" Everyone got togethor and started to follow him up a tallmountain path. It seemed that at the end of the path (the top of the mountain) there were thunder clouds, eery music, and raining pigs.
Where does Neji work? What religion does Gaara believe in? WHO IS YUZU? Orochimaruuuuu, where are you?
FIND OUT NEXT TIME!
I told you it's weird.
I hope you like it. It's my first fanfic (I am Myew-chan's sister, not Myew-chan)I bet you'll NEVER guess who Yuzu really is...you know... her secret identity!
Please say if it's boring or not, i'll try to make it more interesting if it is...