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Hanna's diary
Hanna-Boo's diary. August 30, 2009.
The girls and I are having a sleepover in the Hastings-barn tomorrow. I'm kinda nervous. Sure, me love to hang out with Aria and Em...and Spencer too, but Ali is not very nice to me. She's calling me 'Hefty Hanna' and say rude mean shit to me whenever she see me eat stuff.
I'm not that happy.
Maybe someday I can become skinny and sexy like Ali is.
It's no fun being the chubby shy inscure chick, ya know...
Hanna-Boo's diary. September 8, 2009.
Crying like a 5 year old kid. What was supposed to be an adorable sleepover became a Hell on Earth. Ali ended up gone and people might think the rest of us are behind it even though we're not.
Big pain in my soul...
Not cute in any way!
Hanna-Boo's diary. August 16, 2010.
Summer's over, school starts. Not very happy about that, really. Me is not into all the crappy school stuff. That's more of a Spencer Hastings thing.
During the summer, me and Mona have re-invented ourselves and become sexy and skinny.
I'm the new so-called 'It Girl' now. Totally all blonde and hot, like Ali was before she disappeared.
Things are nice and cutie cute. Yes, me talk kinda childish. Don't judge. I'm free to talk like this.
Anyways...!
Aria has returned from Iceland and she no longer had pink streaks in her hair anymore.
Hanna-Boo is totally happy.
Yay!
Hanna-Boo's diary. November 11, 2010.
Me and the girls recieved another one of those damn txt-things from A today. It is no fun to be afraid of A. Who the poop is this A person anyway?
I have no idea who it is.
Should do something adorable for an hour to shift the focus of my mind away from everything bad.
Hanna-Boo's diary. Sadness for Emily.
Maya, Em's girlfriend was found dead a few hours ago. I feel sad for Em. She's my buddy and I care about her.
I can't even imagine what pain Em is in right now.
Hanna-Boo isn't happy. Of course, not as sad as Em, but still sad.
Hanna-Boo's diary. Me-time!
Spent most of the day in my room, pleasuring myself with my 'joystick' as I usually call it. Yeah, soooo much fun.
Thanks goodness that mom didn't find out what I was doing. That would have been very awkward, though mom seem to like sexy stuff too. I mean, sometimes I hear sounds of sex from her bedroom.
I'm happy.
Hanna-Boo's dairy. A, you fucking old pile of poop!
A made me look like a loser today by forcing me to eat pig-themed cupcakes while the perverted sex-crazy lacrosse dudes saw me.
I feel so bad. Did not wanna do it, but had to for money.
A, you fucking old pile of poop! Why? Why the freakin' crap do you want me to get all 'hefty' again? Me is so angry! So angry.
Be glad I don't know you are, A. If I could find you, I'd punch the dang stuffing out of you, making you cry for your whore of a mommy.
Hanna-Boo's diary. Maybe...
I feel like maybe I have a crush on Caleb Rivers. Not sure if I do or not.
After I let him stay in our basement, I've started to notice how hot he is.
No, Hanna! Caleb's not hot, chill, girl.
Damn! What am I thinking?
Okay. Me need a long cold shower to wash away my thoughts about the sexy male computer-master.
Hanna-Boo's diary. December 22, 2010.
Yay!
Christmas is only days away and that makes me smile.
I've already bought presents for the people I care about, such as mom and the girls.
My mom will get a vintage bracelet, Aria will get a leather skirt, Emily will get a sports bag and Spencer will get a Spanish novel.
Hanna-Boo's diary. November 6, 2011.
Lost my v-card to Caleb last night while we were in the tent.
It was amazing! That guy sure has a strong schlong. He made me get the 'Big O' for sure. Awww, it was soooo sexy!
I'm super happy!
Hanna-Boo's diary. January 21, 2012.
Hanna-Boo ( that's me ) saved Caleb today by being smart ( yes, me was actually smart ) and remote-deleting files from his computer to save him from the damn cops.
I managed to remember his password. Score for me.
Thank God I wasn't my typical goofy self. Caleb might have ended up in jail or something if I had not deleted those files from his computer.
Me is happy.
Hanna-Boo's diary. March 7, 2012. My b-day.
Very adorable. Today's my b-day. I had breakfast in bed while watching an old classic My Little Pony episode.
I'm wearing an awesome cool designer dress so Caleb will get kinda turned on when he sees me. Why? Because I want a good sweet 'roll in the sack' as my gift from my handsome awesome boyfriend.
Mom's already given me a gift...a pair of new shiny white tights from the nice Elena DeMontero spring collection.
Aria, Spencer and Emily probably have stuff for me too and I'll find out when they come over later for cake and beer.
Hanna-Boo is very happy.
Hanna-Boo's diary. March 8, 2012.
Awww! Yesterday was my b-day. It was amazing!
The girls gave me cool stuff.
Emily gave me a cute pink plushie kitten, Aria gave me an awesome outfit based on what Christina Aguilera wore in the Lady Marmalade music video ( will wear that on my next date-night with Caleb ) and Spencer gave me a green leather purse made by Savannah Hotness.
I'm very happy.
Hanna-Boo's diary. Naughty night.
Tonight I'm gonna be with Caleb.
He'll show up about 2 hours from now.
I've dressed up as a slutty bitch in my hot Christina Aguilera based outfit just for Caleb. I'm sure he will like it. Who wouldn't...?
OMG, me is so beautiful.
Nice! My boobs look slightly bigger than they usually do now when I wear this outfit. That's so good.
I really hope that Caleb will do me slow, but hard the way I love it. Of course, he usually do.
Yeah, me is so turned on.
And happy.
Yay!
Hanna-Boo's diary. March 26, 2012.
Just recieved a txt from A. It nearly scared me all shitless.
A, stop being so mean to me and the girls. Fuck you! A, ya know what...? I hate you so much! Why are you such an evil dang bully?
Hanna-Boo is not happy.
Hanna-Boo's diary. Aria-day.
Have spent this day with my best buddy Aria. It's been so much fun.
Aria and me watched movies, drank beer and talked about sex.
I wear a white lace push-up bra and baggy plushie pink sweatpants right now.
I wonder where mom is. I haven't seen her since breakfast and that was over 10 hours ago. She's probably out on a date with a man who's got a big tool in his pants.
Anyways...the awesome Hanna Marin ( me ) is happy.
Hanna-Boo's diary. June 12, 2012. Sushi.
Yesterday the girls and me had our annual sushi summer dinner here at the Marin-house. It was awesome.
Sushi summer dinner is a tradition me and the girls have had since we were 9 years old and we all love it. Better than normal this time since there was alcohol. Never been such stuff around for our sushi dinner before. Nice.
I wore a Nicki Minaj t-shirt and sexy neon-green latex tights.
Aria wore a tight leather top and dark skinny jeans, Emily wore a cool blue t-shirt and sweatpants and Spencer wore a white top and black pants.
Yeah, it was awesome!
Hanna-Boo's diary. June 22, 2012.
I've played the My Little Pony video game for the first time a while today. The same game that me and Em used to love when we were little.
It felt good to play it. Made me feel so adorable.
Last time I played that game, before today, was December last year when Em and me had our retro day at her house.
OMG, me and Em played this nearly everyday when we were in pre-school. Those were adorable times, for sure. No homework, no pain, no sadness and no stupid damn A who make our live so hard.
Now I'm gonna see what mom has gotten us for dinner. I imagine it's some sort of take-out. See, my mom's not good at cooking. It's usually take-out here in our house.
That's okay though. I don't mind it. Often take-out actually taste really good.
Hanna-Boo. July 4, 2012.
It's night now.
Today's been awesome, it is 4th of July. Day of glory for us here in the awesome United States.
Spent the day with my boyfriend Caleb.
We didn't go out and watch the fireworks over Main Street. We were busy indoors, but let me tell ya, there sure was another type of sparks going on a lot somewhere else, if you know what I'm saying.
Caleb is awesome. He knows exactly how to give me divine pleasure. He's such a perfect man.
Hanna-Boo is very happy.
Best 4th of July I've ever had this far in my mostly adorable life.
Hanna-Boo's diary. July 15, 2012.
Awkward so much!
Mom's found out that I've 'done it' with Caleb.
I don't know how...
Anyways, gonna go to the Grille for lunch with Spencer and Toby.
Unfortunately I can't bring Caleb 'cause he told he's busy.
Haven't recieved any txt from A today. And that's truly a good thing.
I wear a pink t-shirt and blue skinny jeans.
Feeling cute.
Hanna-Boo's diary. A, you're a perv!
A is a perv. She or he was spying last night when I was making love with Caleb.
Such times are supposed to be private. I hope A got a great show though and got jealous that I have such an awesome boyfriend.
Yeah, I sure hope A had fun watching 'cause I'm pretty dang sure that A don't get much action since she or he is probably single.
Hanna-Boo's diary. The mall.
I've spent most of the day at the mall. So much fun. Me is awesome at shopping.
Bought myself a new white leather dress, new pink satin panties and new black lace bra. Oh, and a gift for Caleb as a thank you being there for me when I need him.
I'm very happy.
Hanna-Boo's diary. Aria and me.
I've spent the day with Aria, watching TV and eating ice cream. And it was awesome, of course.
Aria is my best buddy and it's always fun to hang out with her.
Right now I wear my pink satin jammies. Gonna wash off my make-up before I go to bed.
Tomorrow I'll take Caleb to the mall. Need to find him some formal clothes, something he's got a clear lack of.
Okay...that's all for today.
Hanna-Boo's diary. Help from Spence.
Spencer helped me with my homework today. Thank God for that. Without her help I would fail my History test next week and I don't want that.
I'm so damn tired. Gonna take tiny nap before dinner.
Even though she was very strict on me, I'm happy that Spence helped me so I don't fuck up in History. Do not wanna have to repeat this school year. That would be total crap.
I wonder what take-out mom's got for her and me today.
Hanna-Boo's diary. Emily.
Emily and I are going to look at the dolphins today. It was Emily's idea, but I couldn't say 'no' to her.
I don't know what to wear. Usually I'd wear something sexy. Emily might not be okay with that though.
Maybe I should txt Em and ask if she's fine with me dressing sexy...
No.
Gonna wear just a pink t-shirt and regular jeans. Yeah, that will work.
Alright, just going to eat a sandwich, put on fresh make-up and then pick Em up on the way.
Hanna-Boo's diary. Awww!
Yesterday was a lot of fun. Went to see the dolphins with Em. It was cute.
Today I'm gonna hang out with my mom. Haven't done that in a long time. Actually I think the last time I did that was back when I was still Hefty Hanna. Not sure though.
I wear a tight blue top and and baggy sweatpants.
Now mom and I are gonna go get lunch at the Grille and after that we'll go home and play some game or watch TV or something like that.
Hanna-Boo's diary. A, stop being so evil.
I got another txt from A earlier. Not fun!
A is so evil.
A is trying to force to me to break up with Caleb. I don't want that, of course.
Me is gonna ask Aria for advice, tomorrow. Not now.
By the way...mom's accepted that Caleb has done it with me. That's good.
Now I'm gonna switch from t-shirt and sweatpants to a fancy top and skinny jeans 'cause I'm going out to dinner with Caleb.
Hanna-Boo's diary. Actually got a B.
I actually got a B on the History test, a real B. I'm soooo happy!
Thank goodness that Spencer helped me study last week, otherwise I would have failed really bad.
Mom will be happy when she finds out that her little Hanna got a B. She'll be very proud.