Gah. Stfu, I only play the games and read crap about the characters on Bulbapedia.
Japanese names 'cuz using their English names makes me giggle.
© Uh…? Game Freak? I dunno, not me.
Um. Ignore the retarditivity.
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The three heroes/preteens and one adult who hasn't raped them yet (at least Hikari) walked towards their next destination of Gyms and Contests, and for Takeshi, hopefully a Nurse Joy.
The sky was beautiful, another cloudless day out. The grass swayed calmly in the slight breeze, and the flowers were blooming like no tomorrow. Ah, it was the perfect day!
"Hey loser." Wait. Never mind.
"Shinji?" Hikari asked.
"Yes troublesome girl. Why are you here?" She grumbled at her pet name.
"For your information, we were just on our way to the next town. If you'll excuse us…"
"No! I wanna battle! I will beat you this time." Frickin' Satoshi. No, Hikari wasn't tired or anything and she didn't want to sleep in a nice bed, nooooo.
"Hn. Fine, if you want to lose, be my guest."
"Gerhejakh!" Ash gurgled intelligible noises. It was like someone trying to talk with their mouth filled with water. It sounded kinda like that.
"Go Pikachu!"
"Go, Torterra."
"Chu!" Pikachu said cutely.
"Gregahjhgrje!" Torterra sounded like Godzilla. Paul, who noticed, didn't really seem to care.
"Pikachu, use Iron Tail!"
"Torterra, avoid and use Earthquake."
"For the love of…this is insane." Takeshi sighed, and waited for the battle to end. He sat down, and started fiddling with a piece of grass, looking up at the battle once in a while.
"Pikachu, use Iron Tail again!" Satoshi, contrary to popular belief, does actually know things. Like, Electric types are complete fail against Ground types, which Torterra happens to be.
"Torterra, use Frenzy plant and finish him off."
"Pikachu, avoid and use Iron Tail!" Pikachu didn't manage to hit him in time, and was knocked out by Frenzy Plant's complete sweetness.
"Ah, well…you did your best, Pikachu."
"You're worthless. You'll never beat me in a battle." Shinji returned Torterra to its pokeball.
Hikari yawned. She Stood up and grabbed her bag she had set on the ground when she sat.
"Hm…" She thought, something in the back of her mind coming up towards her frontal lobe. She went up to Shinji, and looked at him. Examined him in every possible aspect.
"What are you doing? Troublesome girl…"
"I'm just wondering…you have this weird ability to pop out of nowhere."
"…"
"And then you challenge someone to a battle and win."
"…Thanks…?"
"Hey!" Satoshi yelled, taking that to offense. Hikari ignored him.
"And you somehow manage to lower our self-esteem in the entire process. That's kinda amazing, actually. But considering the fact that you could probably end up making someone want to kill themselves, that's not all THAT amazing, honestly. That one over there trains day in and day out just for you. It's kinda creepy, actually."
Blink.
Blink.
Blink.
"…" Silence for about one complete minute. But then Hikari spoke up again.
"Huh…your brain should seriously be considered for scientific study…"
"…Well, time for me to be hittin' the old dusty trail…" And then Shinji ran. He ran so far away.
"Well then." Hikari said, folding her arms proudly. "That should keep him away for a couple days."
The two boys blinked. What…just…happened?
"So! Let's get going to the next city! I hear there's a contest coming up."
"…kay…" Satoshi managed to spit out.
And so, with Hikari's newly reticulated spine, she can now completley and utterly destroy Shinji's brain within only thirty seconds.
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Um. Random. Don't ask. It's past midnight and I'm tired but can't sleep.