I closed my eyes fake sleeping just to watch his. It's not creepy, I thought to myself. I mean he's watching me! Stupid git! We're only sharing a bed for the stupid meeting! I really think my brain hates me...Francis was gently snoring now! Yes, now I can leave without a rapist on my tail even if I want there to be one...never say that to anyone ever...awkward.
My head hates me and so do other body parts which are lying bastards...oh god I'm starting to sound like Lovino, and you know that's not good because I really don't want Antonio after me too! I went for a stroll, well, when I say stroll, I mean a cold shower. I say potato you ...ugh what do they say again? Damn, I need to hang with some hipsters!
The water was like ice, nothing could be colder...well apart from Lovino's heart. That thing could kill a man and I'm not kidding. It's a wonder how he's never won a war.
Anyway I was enjoying the shower until, "Mon beau?"
Oh for love of god, why!
"G..go away frog, unless you want your dick torn off!"
Then came a sexy, low chuckle... Oh god did I say sexy?
"Honhon, you don't understand. It felt cold without you so I came to check up on you," came the reply. I was stunned. I didn't think he would notice me leaving - but then again who doesn't notice when France and England aren't together, just look at a bloody map!
"I'm sorry," I mumbled back. Wow. Couldn't be a proper man and talk like one good going. Ughh...my head hurt.
"You okay in there? Want me to come in there? ~ Ahonhon."
I nearly rushed to close the curtain, but me being me I slipped falling and ripped the curtain down...
Something to explain to Germany in the morning...
Ow my arse! I wish I didn't do that. I mean, water and running just don't go together!Was Francis still in here? Oh god, my head and other parts too, why won't you leave me alone? I did nothing wrong, well apart from raise America...
"~Ahonhon, need any help, Angleterre?" Oh god now he wants to help me!
"No, you pervert! Go away!"
Warm arms wrapped around my hips, pulling me up."I said go away..." It came out in more a whisper then anything else...