Bella and Edwards relationship, what's up with that?

Chapter one: Bella and Edwards pre-interview.

AN: Hello all, this is my new fic and it's set in a kind of weird format so I'm going to explain, it's the interview for the Forks night time news show, now if you read group therapy you know about this already, but if not here's the explanation.

The Forks night time news show is doing a story on Bella and Edward, each chapter will be in interview format, like a transcript of what happened, the final chapter will be the show. This first chapter is the reporter Melissa Freally pre-interviewing Bella and Edward, the following will be her interviewing the family and even their therapist.

regular is diologue

bold is me

italic is actions

underline is Melissa's notes.

The pre-interview

by

Melissa Freally

Melissa: Hello, Bella. Hello, Edward.

I'm Melissa Freally.

Bella and Edward: Hi.

Melissa: Let's start with you, Edward how do you explain your relationship?

Edward: Well, Melissa, Bella is the love of my existence, when she breathes I breathe...

Melissa: When she eats you eat.

Edward: Haha. No.

Melissa: You said that a little darkly, Edward. Did I hit a nerve?

Edward: No, we just don't eat together.

Melissa: Okay, you Bella how are you with Edward?

Bella starts twitching when I ask her this question

Melissa: Are you okay?

Bella: What?

Edward: She's a little nervous.

Melissa: I understand.

Bella: I'm okay, um...I'm great with Edward he completes me.

Use of Jerry Mcguire seems corny to most but she looks like she means it.

Melissa: How sweet, now Edward how did you propose?

The lovely couple look at each other, in a way that it makes them look like they don't want to share.

Edward: Well...

Bella: Um, you see...it's a long story.

I'll get it out of the sister, she looked like a blabber.

Melissa: How do you feel about being on camera?

Bella's already sollem face dropped even more.

Bella: Um...

Edward: It's seems...er..fun.

Okay.

Melissa: How did you two meet?

Bella: Well you see, we were biology partners.

Edward: We didn't really like each other.

Bella: Only we really did.

Edward: Oh yeah.

Bella: And then we just sort of...happened.

Edward: It happened in a meadow.

I coughed.

They did it in a meadow, a meadow?

Melissa: You- er- consumated your love in a meadow before you were even a couple.

They looked confused, but for some reason he laughed.

Edward: No, no, we didn't...er...consumate it. We...proclaimed it.

This is rather really weird or really romantic, I can't tell which, and what is so funny that this guy can't stop laughing?

Melissa: What did you do exactly? Put Edward +Bella on a tree.

And he laughs again.

Edward: No.

Bella: We told each other we loved each other.

Melissa: Before you even went out?

Bella: Technically it could be considered a date.

Melissa: So after one date you loved each other.

Was it a love at first sight thing?

Bella: Ha! No.

I saw him give her a look.

Edward: as we said, we didn't like each other.

Melissa: My head hurts.

Edward and Bella: It's complicated.

I'm going to uncomplicate things, next stop Alice Cullen.

So that was chapter one, I should have chapter two up soon, I'm sorry if it wasn't funny enough this was just a starter the next one will be better. Please review:)