A/N: what does our favorite dark lord call his diary: Junior….talks about Nagini, Severus, Lucius, Blinky the basilisk……
Dear Junior,
Yes, that infernal, insufferable twit still WON'T die!
Come on, there are only as many times as you can Avada Kedavra him!!! Maybe I AM losing my touch.
Time to test those muggle contraptions called bullets. I swear if it just ricochets off his bare chest, I, Voldemort myself, will declare him the Dark Lord and leave to meditate in the Himalayas!!!
And NO I'm not going out with Bellatrix……sheesh WHY does everyone keep asking me that??
But on the plus side, Dumbly's dead: MUWAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHA!!!!
And do you KNOW what that brat did in his second year??
Blinky's dead…..
Nagini had quite a scene there at the news. Turns out Blinky is her God-snake……now she won't even eat those muggles I tortured-to-death for her……talk about being a drama queen!!
I had to lock her in a glass cage: she was all about devouring the boy whole…like that'll work!
Compared to basilisk venom and MY curses, her bite is going to be like a cuddle to him!
Nothing works on that intolerable Mr. I won't die until I want to!
And I still don't know the prophecy!!!!!!! What if it says "one more killing curse at that boy and the dark lord will vanish forever" or somewhat along that line? Damn you Potty!
And I really need to do something about Lucius' hair. It's like a loosely held flying sail…keeps falling EVERYWHERE….one more blond hair on my dinner and I'll force his whole FAMILY to be bald.
Maybe I can get him to take a leaf out of Severus' book. His hair doesn't move an inch even during a hurricane!!! Maybe he uses glue instead of gel…hmmm maybe I can replace Lucius' shampoo with glue *evil grin*
And Bellatrix is addicted to the Cruciatus Curse….see not me…the Cruciatus curse!!! Her every third word is crucio. That woman is losing it….SERIOSLY!
What I have to put up with to gain world dominance!?
I'm sure first years are easier to handle than them…..Dumbly had it way too easy….*sigh* WHY ME? *face palm*
Oh well that's for today.
XXOO
Your's only,
'demort
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