Jiley the Kare Kano Version

Chapter 1: For the Love of Fame

by jaymack33

Disclaimer: I do not own Hanna Montana, or His and Her Circumstances, so please don't sue me for this completely nonprofit labor of love.

Summary: Hanna Montana has forsaken her real name as Miley to reap all of the joys of her fame and fortune. She enters a new school expecting the same thing, when an annoying interloper Jake Ryan interferes with her master plan! Oooh, she's angry! And why does he keep smiling towards her that much? Couldn't be because Jiley is in the title too, could it?

Author's note: Kare Kano is the Japanese name of the Anime, "His and Her Circumstances." Basically I am trying to frame the characters and some of the plot points just like some of that 26 episode series. In the actual series the two main characters competed based on school grades, but I felt the fame direction which was even a small part of that anime series suited this story better. For those of you who have never seen His and Her Circumstances, I recommend at least the first 10-11 episodes in the series. It may be the most passionate romantic thing ever put on film. And that soundtrack even in Japanese is really amazing too. I also want to apologize if Hanna sounds like a bad person early on, but she gets better as my story rolls along. It's kind of a necessary evil to get the story where I want it to be.

My name is Hanna Montana. I go to school. And everybody loves me. I am so cool. I have been the most popular girl and overall person in every school I have ever been in. Everybody loves me. Oh, whoops I already said that, but it's true! You, know it! For me it all started when a certain girl named Miley Stewart got a little help from her famous dad and started cutting tracks and recording. With a lot of hard work and perseverance I pretty much hit the big time fast and furiously after that. I ditched my old name except for home and my own personal Miley time of course and I have been basking in my spotlight just about everywhere else. I can't wait to go to High School and just continue the steamrollering of my adulation and love for all things Hanna Montana. Yay me!

First Day of High School:

HANNA WE LOVE YOU! Will you sign this for me, and this, and this and this? Oh, yay it's Hanna Montana! We love you so much! Your, the best singer ever! Oh, your so beautiful! Ha, ha, ha, I laugh showing them how much I care about my fans. If only they knew the real me. I am such a liar! I care about no one. And as long as they give me all the attention I crave everything will be fine around here in Hanna high, or whatever the hell they call this school. I mean come on I'm Hanna Montana, my grades don't freaking matter. I already have a job. I make more than the entire school budget and more than anyone else here combined, and then day 2 happened.

Oh, Hanna we love you! Your, so beautiful, I wish I looked like you! Yeah, me too. Oh, my she's so pretty, and she's just so sweet and nice too. (Heh, heh, heh, if only they did know the real me. Wouldn't they be surprised that this is all a mask. Just a show. I don't really care about any of these people. They just give me the attention I crave like good little boys and girls and, hey where did everybody go?)

Ohhhhhh, my God, it's Jake Ryan. Oh, my he's so handsome. And he's so famous! And he's so handsome! Hey I already said that. But, I didn't get to say it! Well I said it first. Ladies, ladies come on girls, I have time for you all. One at a time. Maybe we'll have to do this alphabetically to be fair, but I promise I'll get to you all! He flashes the killer smile and little stars and explosions implode in each and every girls eyes.

I slowly crane my neck and there he is Jake Ryan. All of my girl fans just rushed off to him, because maybe he is somewhat, and I really mean somewhat...awww hell I can't even say it! Ooooh that boy, that worthless egotistical ass! He is taking my spotlight damn it! Get your own school I yell in my head as I watch him flashing that obviously fake smile! Oooooh I hate him! I hate him! I hate him! I see him turning towards me slowly and waving that smile at me as he what ups me and then he walks away with half of my fans! That evil despicable cocky smile as he just robbed me of all that attention I had craved! Little flames bursted through my head with intense heat as my blue eyes blared and glared at that disgusting smile! The only thing that got me to cool down a little was...Well at least the boys still like me!

Oh, my God, all of the hot girls went that way Hanna's remaining crowd stated annoyingly in Hanna's ear range! Why did they do that? It sounds like their screaming at some other famous person. Then they heard it as if in confirmation! Jake Ryan he's just so cute! All the pretty girls squealing in unison! Then a thought entered the boys heads as well. You, know if we go that way I'm sure there will be plenty of left over girls for us too. So, now even the boys started blowing by Hanna too, and...and...

And I'm all alone and he flashes that smile at me again, typical phony pretending to like them and even me. I look at those shiny piano like teeth of his flashing my way and a volcano just shoots through my head! I will destroy you Jake Ryan! I will bend you down and find whatever your weakness is and I will send you straight! Straight to Hell! I will get my school back and I might let you have a little dunce cap corner with your stupid pathetic little self. Yes, Mr Ryan come closer into my spider web and I will suck out your soul. Whatever is left there in that empty husk of a body! I will send you straight to hell if it's the last thing I do!

To Be Continued!