CRACK-FIC! XD warnings: There will be singing, randomness, and general crack-ness throughout the fic ENJOY! *flails arms* They are singing 'Superhero' by Stephen Lynch. I think its HILARIOUS! I own nothing! CR-S01/Tomoe fans I have nothing against you it was all in good fun

( )-since I didn't want to change the lyrics I put in the different gender that would be there in ( )

Singing will be in italics

"A hero who acts alone only acts in vain…" Hank explained. Maria sat up and sighed. Then out of sheer RANDOMNESS she began to sing a song.

"If I could be a Superhero,
I would be Awesome Man(woman).
I'd fly around the world fighting crime
According to my Awesome Plan.
And if I saw criminals trying to lie
Hurting other people and making them cry
I'd haul them off to jail in my Awesome Van.
Because I would be Awesome Man(woman)."

"A-are you feel alright Maria?" Hank asked, worried. But then The rest of the doctors had joined in with Maria by randomly teleporting to the roof using Tomoe's ninja skillz.

"Now some criminals want you to be a criminal, and they offer you things like drugs and alcohol, but we know what to do kids, we just say no!" Tomoe said. Hank looked around.

"What kids? I don't see any kids up here on the roof." But it was too late and Tomoe had also begun singing.

"If I could be a Superhero,
I would be Drug-Free Boy(girl).
Telling the world of the evils of drugs,
and the lives that they destroy.
well I'd take all the junkies getting so high
With their needles and bongs and sticks made of Thai
as I'd burn them alive and I would squeal with joy.
'Cause I would be Drug-Free Boy(girl)."

"Tomoe, that's not very hero-like of you to burn th-" Hank was once again interrupted by singing doctors, this time it was CR-S01.

"If I could be a Superhero,
I'd be Immigration Dude
I'd send all the foreigners back to their homes
For eating up all of our food!"

Tomoe looked shocked and hurt, but CR countiuned.

"And taking our welfare and best jobs to boot
Like landscaping, dishwashing, picking our fruit
I'd pass lots of laws to get rid of their brood
Because I would be Immigration Dude."

Tomoe, was hurt. "Don't you like me?"

"No. Why would anyone think that?" He laughed, then he leapt off the building and flew away with butterflies carrying him. Hank was seriously confused now.

"What's going on?" He asked. Then Gabe began to sing.
"Kids, you can make up your very own superhero. If you could, who would you be?"

"WHAT KIDS? I TOLD YOU THERE'S NO ONE BUT US ON THE ROOF!"

"If you could be a Superhero,
Would you be Justice Guy?"

"Oh boy…" Hank sighed.

"Making sure people get what they deserve,
Especially women who lie.
Like if a wife left her husband with three kids and no job
To run off to f...ing Hawaii with some doctor named Bob
You could skin them and drain them of blood till they die.
Especially Bob.
Then you would be Justice Guy!"

Now everyone had gone silent watching Gabe, but he didn't notice.

"Or you could be subtle, I didn't mean to be vague
Give her Mad Cow disease, let him die of the plague!
As long as they suffer for their terrible lie!
Especially Bob!
Then you would be Justice Guy.
Then you would be a Superhero, like meee!"

Everyone had left while Gabe had been singing and he was alone on the rooftop. "What? What did I do?"