A/N: This is Shawn's journal. It starts with episode 1 and ends with... Well, I don't know where it will end. Maybe never. Depends on how long the series goes for and how long this keeps my short attention span occupied.
Disclaimer: Anything recognizable from the TV show Psych does not belong to me. I do not earn money off this. It is purely fanmade for recreational purposes, no copyright infringement intended.
Rating: No swearing, no slash, no 'mature' romance. May be some mentions of gore or violence. May include mentions of kissing.
Dearest Pineapple - Date: Sometime in summerish of like, two thousand something.
Dude. Best. Idea. Ever.
Pff, why didn't I think of this before?
Okay, Pineapple, you're probably wondering what has the awesome and totally epic Shawn with the to-die-for hair and best sense of style on the planet come up with this time.
Well guess what...
PSYCHIC DETECTIVE AGENCY!
Yep, that's right. Psychic, detective, and part of "agent" all in the same sentence.
Am I awesome or am I awesome? Oh, that's right. I'm not just awesome... I'M TOTALLY EPIC!
Bet you're wondering how totally awesome totally epic handsome Shawn with the gorgeous hair and silky eyebrows did it.
Well, pineapply, I guess I can let ya in on my secret to success...
But only if you cross-your-paper-hope-to-vapor... ize.
Promise?
Good.
One word: I got arrested!
What-? GUS! Pineapple, Gus is looking over my shoulder again. Mace him stop!
He try to koreck me spelig. My spelig is prefectly fin, Gus. Levee me a lone.
Am no. Top koreckting me, Gus.
Hmph.
...
Okay, he left. Only after I threatened to accidentally-on-purpose misplace his pharmacy samples case though.
...I think he's hiding it now...
Ahem, as I was saying.
I GOT ARRESTED!
Okay, sort of arrested. But really, genius plan. I called in tip, they thought I was a criminal, they try to arrest me, I tell them I'm psychic and TA-DA! I've got a psychic detective agency!
Magicness. =)
Shut up Gus, I can too use smiley faces on paper.
Yes, I did put it sideways thank you very much how else would I put a smiley face?
Yes, I am writing down everything I say to you. Why?
No, it is not a waste of paper Gus. It is a perfectly reasonable recordance of...
Stop talking so fast, Gus, I can't write all this.
Oh, go get a milkshake.
Was too an insult!
Take a hike is too unoriginal, I mean seriously-
...Dude, did you just hide your samples case in the cereal cupboard?
Because I left the cupboard open and now it's closed. Plus you scratched the wood when you put the case in.
It doesn't cost that much Gus you're overreact-
...
Sorry pineapple, gtg.
Yes I am using chatspeak on paper Gus, would you stop-
...I'll fill ya in later, pineapple.
Good night.
Day.
Afternoon.
Whatever.
A/N: Should I continue it? Did I potray Shawn's personality right? Comments and suggestions are appreciated!