10 Ways to Get Jacob Mad! (Sorry J.L'S)
1. Tell him he can't make cars for trying.
2. Bella and Renesmee are too gud for him.
3. Shave his head (hehee).
4. Tell him wolves are dogs and dogs are meant to be house pets.
5. Tell him he hit on his imprints mother…:S
6. Tell him Edward is way better than him.
7. Call him "CN TOWER"
8. Tell him it's un-natural to morph into a giant dog.
9. Sing "Wolf Like Me" on the top of your lungs.
10. Call him a perv for imprinting on a baby.
SORRY JACOB LUVERS- JUST A TINY THING- UNTRUE THO 3