I woke up with Kyle the Headhog next to me. I gaze over his scrumptios thighs. He looks at me and says "Hey babe", as he smokes a blunt. I ask for some. He chains me back to the bed. He then walks to thge kitchen to get some tasty orange juice. We ran out so I have apple juice while taking my pills (im not delving into this guys, so fuck off) Then I go to my job at a hot topic. I get into my 90s car. The smell of rotten milk rapes my nose. "Damnit hes been drinking again." kYLE had been drinking chocolate milk ever since his time in e-sprts; it had been ruining our relationship.(Tell me in reviews if she should stp going out with Kyle) I get to the hot topic and clock in right across from us is the Jc Penny and as I walk in I see that slut Lena Oxton. I call her mean names behind her back on Tumblr. My first task at work is to refill the perfume. We are all out of fresh angst and i need to restock it becuse it is super popular with all the angst-teens. The first person that cums into the store is a guy wearing a Puscheen the Cat T-Shirt I tell him No Gays and kick him out. then my 8 hour shift ends so I go back to my house so I can eat a healthy meal of ramen noodles from japan. I go home and Kyle's milk addiction got the best of him and had died so I call a mourge I dont go to the funeral. Ithen watch 2 hours of tentacle hentai. Suddenly. my phone rings (my ringtnoe is deathmetal by the band WE HARTE OUR PARENTS) It is my homegril, symmetra Apparently the jcpeenny asshats set up a new handbag display. I go over there immidintly and light it on fire with pure agnst lipstick (my personal brand called widows kiss) then one of the employees spt me.