20 Things – Emmet shouldn't
Take drugs
Get high
Get hyper
Drink coffee
Steal Rosalie's make up and wear it to school
Get a credit card
Get the keys to Carlisle's study
Sing karaoke
Pretend to bite Bella with Edward around
Try to arm wrestle Bella whiles she's still human
Run around in a tu-tu and sing 'I feel pretty'
Constantly poke any of his family
Steal Alice's clothes and throw them away, stating she has no fashion sense
Try to play pro Football
Make Jasper make Esme love him in front of Carlisle
Take Bella to the store and embarrass her
Beat Edward at checkers
Kidnap Bella
Kill any more humans
Kiss another girl in front of Rosalie.. He will die.