Title: Slip and Slide, Suicide
Author: Falcon Horus
E-mail: thot_bastet@hotmail.com
Category: Humor
Rating: PG
Disclaimer: Stargate Sg-1 and its characters are the property of Stargate (II) Productions, Showtime/Viacom, MGM/UA, Double Secret Productions, and Gekko Productions. This story is for entertainment purposes only and no money exchanged hands. No copyright infringement is intended. The original characters, situations, and story are the property of the author. This story may not be posted elsewhere without the consent of the author.
Author's notes: My beta reader is on vacation so this story aint beta'd yet. The moment it is I'll give you the beta'd version. For now you'll have to do with this! Thank you for your understanding.
"Medical team to hallway B2! Medical team to hallway B2!" Sam looked up from her calculations when she heard the sirens and wondered what had happened in that particular hallway. Her curiosity getting the better of her she walked out of her office and followed the passing medical team. She noticed that Dr. Fraiser wasn't among them but when they finally arrived in hallway B2 she promptly knew why the Doctor wasn't with the medical team. She, however, was lying in the middle of the hallway, out cold. Jack was sitting next to her, checking her pulse.
While the medical team took care of their CMO, Sam asked her CO what had happened to the good Doc.
"I think she slipped over that spot of coffee you see there." Sam followed Jack's finger and soon found the killer spot on the floor. "Whose spot do you think it is?" Both team members looked briefly at each other.
"Uh oh! Should we tell him about what happened to Janet?" By the time they had decided whether to tell the poor guy what he had unintentionally done, he came around the corner followed by Siler.
"Here it is! Here did I spill my coffee!" While Siler started to clean up the mess the Archaeologist had made, the guy himself finally noticed his two friends staring at him. "Sam! Jack! What are you guys doing here?" He looked from one to the other and back. "Is there a briefing I need to attend to?" They kept staring at him as if he something was hanging from his nose.
"Daniel, take my advice when I say that today is a good day to quit the SGC, to retreat to Abydos and to bury the Gate!"
"What?" Sam smiled but felt really sorry for Daniel.
"Daniel, Janet slipped over your spot of coffee. She probably has a concussion and a broken ankle."
"Oh!" He looked at Siler who had just eliminated the killer spot. "Oh! Maybe I should visit her in the infirmary. Apologize or something!"
"NO!" Jack had grabbed the younger man's shoulders. "Are you insane? Janet will kill you, Daniel, she'll rip you to pieces!"
"You think?"
"Unless."
"Unless what, Sir?" Sam looked from Daniel to Jack.
"Unless she suspects someone else from spilling his or her coffee . nope, you're the coffee addict! Farewell my friend!" Jack patted Daniel on the shoulder and left with a huge grin on his face. - Oh the Spacemonkey is so gonna be dead! -
Author: Falcon Horus
E-mail: thot_bastet@hotmail.com
Category: Humor
Rating: PG
Disclaimer: Stargate Sg-1 and its characters are the property of Stargate (II) Productions, Showtime/Viacom, MGM/UA, Double Secret Productions, and Gekko Productions. This story is for entertainment purposes only and no money exchanged hands. No copyright infringement is intended. The original characters, situations, and story are the property of the author. This story may not be posted elsewhere without the consent of the author.
Author's notes: My beta reader is on vacation so this story aint beta'd yet. The moment it is I'll give you the beta'd version. For now you'll have to do with this! Thank you for your understanding.
"Medical team to hallway B2! Medical team to hallway B2!" Sam looked up from her calculations when she heard the sirens and wondered what had happened in that particular hallway. Her curiosity getting the better of her she walked out of her office and followed the passing medical team. She noticed that Dr. Fraiser wasn't among them but when they finally arrived in hallway B2 she promptly knew why the Doctor wasn't with the medical team. She, however, was lying in the middle of the hallway, out cold. Jack was sitting next to her, checking her pulse.
While the medical team took care of their CMO, Sam asked her CO what had happened to the good Doc.
"I think she slipped over that spot of coffee you see there." Sam followed Jack's finger and soon found the killer spot on the floor. "Whose spot do you think it is?" Both team members looked briefly at each other.
"Uh oh! Should we tell him about what happened to Janet?" By the time they had decided whether to tell the poor guy what he had unintentionally done, he came around the corner followed by Siler.
"Here it is! Here did I spill my coffee!" While Siler started to clean up the mess the Archaeologist had made, the guy himself finally noticed his two friends staring at him. "Sam! Jack! What are you guys doing here?" He looked from one to the other and back. "Is there a briefing I need to attend to?" They kept staring at him as if he something was hanging from his nose.
"Daniel, take my advice when I say that today is a good day to quit the SGC, to retreat to Abydos and to bury the Gate!"
"What?" Sam smiled but felt really sorry for Daniel.
"Daniel, Janet slipped over your spot of coffee. She probably has a concussion and a broken ankle."
"Oh!" He looked at Siler who had just eliminated the killer spot. "Oh! Maybe I should visit her in the infirmary. Apologize or something!"
"NO!" Jack had grabbed the younger man's shoulders. "Are you insane? Janet will kill you, Daniel, she'll rip you to pieces!"
"You think?"
"Unless."
"Unless what, Sir?" Sam looked from Daniel to Jack.
"Unless she suspects someone else from spilling his or her coffee . nope, you're the coffee addict! Farewell my friend!" Jack patted Daniel on the shoulder and left with a huge grin on his face. - Oh the Spacemonkey is so gonna be dead! -