20 ways to Annoy - Emmet Cullen.
Get the whole family to dress in pink dresses and fight with him over who is the butterfly princess.
Steal all his computer games.
Break the TV
Kidnap Rosalie
Get Jasper to make him fall in love with Jacob
Make jasper get Jacob to fall in love with him
Make sure Bella doesn't do anything stupid for a week
Steal his Jeep
Paint his Jeep pink
Crash his Jeep.
Do anything horrible to his Jeep
Tell Jessica Stanley that Emmett loves her
Make mike fall in love with him
Beat him in an arm wrestling match
Beat him at anything to do with strength
Steal Rosalie away from him
Make Jasper make Rosalie to fall in love with Edward
Make Alice pretend to see a Bear escape from him
Steal his Bear
Make him wear pink under ware to school and tell everyone he is gay