Steven 1/2
I OWN AND REGRET NOTHING!
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It was a typical day in Nerima around the Tendo Training Hall-
GAH! MY ARM!
-NOT!
Genma Saotome cried in pain as he was once more thrashed by the Crystal Gems, quickly he dumped water on himself. As a panda he quickly writes: 'I'm just an innocent Panda'. On a sign.
"Funny, You look more like LUNCH!" Shouted Amethyst as she renewed pummeling the crap out of him with her fellow Gems.
Soun Tendo and his three daughters looked upon all this baffled. 5 minutes ago Genma had finally brought his son to begin merging the schools, suddenly these three strange woman and one man come out of nowhere to zap Genma's son with a strange device and beat Genma up!
"What is going on here!?" Demanded Soun confused. The man then stepped forward and coughed nervously. "Right, hello. Name's Greg Universe...Sorry about all this...but long story short: This man killed his son trying to teach him 'Nekoken', kidnapped my son Steven, erased his memory with the same device we just used, and tried to pass him off as his own son...so...yeah..."
Soun sputtered indignantly, "What nonsense is this!? My friend Genma would NEVER do that! What proof do you have of this!?"
Greg sighed. "Alright...Steven should be waking up soon from the affects of the device, he'll have all his memories then-
"Wait, wait!" Snapped Soun desperately, his dream of merging the schools crumbling before his eyes- "Um- The memories- Yes! How do we know these memories are genuine? That you didn't just put them into him just now with that peculiar device!?" He accused.
Greg was starting to get annoyed, he just wanted this nightmare to be over and his son back in his arms for crying out loud! "Are you seriously- Fine! I am willing to take a DNA test to prove his my son!" He states exasperated.
Soun was starting to panic now- "Um, how do I know-
"Uh, dad?...I REALLY think you should let this go." Interrupted a very unnerved Akane Tendo, looking directly at the Crystal Gems who had finished off Genma and were now eyeing her father angrily.
Her father unfortunately, was oblivious to all this. "Sweetheart, not now- The adults are talking!" He demanded hysterically.
"Hold on, now...what's all this about?" Said a new voice. Soun let a sigh of relief as he turned and saw who it was.
"Ah! Mr. Lenderman! Thank heavens you've come! Please, talk sense into them!" He pleaded to the marriage broker that had notarized the original marriage agreement between their schools!
Stanley Lenderman smirked. "Yes, let's see if we can't get this all sorted out...
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TO BE CONTINUED?
Inspired by Skye Silverwing
AN: I know it says "in-progress" but really I just don't like boxing myself into a corner. For now this is more of a one-shot that I might continue one day...but probably won't.
But, hey. Feel free to use whatever elements you want from this, if you want! Or maybe give me ideas?
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