Prologue 1: Revival

Alright DotHack fanatics. This might sound crazy but this fanfic is gonna be an original creation of a real-life online Dothack game mixed in some funny story-telling.

Some Back Story

Hiroshi Matsuyama, the president of Cyberconnect2 gaming company, tweeted to all the big league computer geeks on twitter about some crazy ass idea about remaking DotHack as a mmorpg game.

Matsuyama remembered making one in the past that it completely sucked ass and he had to shut it down.

But one day when he was bored as hell working on those stupid Naruto fighting games, Matsuyama browsed the web when he accidentally hit a popup of a World of Warcraft ad.

"Hey, this game is globally popular to the world but it sucks compared to my DotHack game," Matsuyama ranted. In Japanese of course.

"Da fack? Fifteen dollars a month to play this crap?"

Matsuyama searched up tons of other mmorpgs to see if it was cheapass like WoW. To his surprise, all of the gaming companies was racking up a shit load of money from these game nerds and none of them was epic enough to have a totally awesome anime back story to their games except for Final Fantasy XI but that game was shitty too.

"My game came with a handheld controller, in-game vision goggles, in-game voice speaker headsets, and no shitty monthly charge fee. I think..."

After Matsuyama learned from the dumbass mistake on his last online game, he needed an idiot with a billion dollars to sponsor his master plan.

Lucky for him, Bill Gates, the richest bastard in the world, read his plead for DotHack/Online and decided to help the poor guy cuz Gates knew he would be getting all the dough that was invested and more if this game works out. And if it doesn't work out then... doesn't matter. He's fuckin rich.

Gates was most impressed on the technology that was gonna be used to play the game but instead, Gates responded back to Matsuyama on twitter that loves the idea of hot 3D cell-shaded anime girls for an online game with his screen name as "uOHme13itch" to hide his identity.

Within a few months, Gates was able to bankrupt a ton of Korean online gaming companies and forced them to work with Matsuyama to create DotHack/Online in order to get their money back.

The production of Dothack/Online became the talk of all online communities. Gates wanted to release DotHack/Online on the Microsoft's Xbox 360 exclusively but Matsuyama fuckin hated the xbox cuz he could never win a match in Halo Reach. To compensate for Matsuyama's bitchin, Gates agrees to release the game on the PS3 as well but will never agree to the Wii cuz Gates has no hand-eye coordination when it comes to Wii Tennis.

After two years of production, DotHack/Online was finally released for the PS3 and Xbox 360 in Japan.

For beta testing...

Tell me what you guys think so for ^^

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