10 things Edward would never say!
1. "I'm hot! I dazzled myself!" - SO TRUEE!
2. "Bella- shut your mouth!"
3. "Rosalie- YOUR FAT!" LMAO :P
4. "I'm a proud Volvo owner." Gay tone - Dun't think that's possible :P
5. "Mike likes me…" ERM.. GAY?!
6. "You wish you were me!" - No, I wish I was Bella -_-
7. "Like, oh my gosh!"
8. "WOW! Bella, your UGLAAY!"
9. "RAWR! DID I scare you?"
10. "Party over here! WOO WOO!"
Yes, I'm very bored! :P