Hey! This is Alex and Ash a.k.a. werenotobsessedwithedwardcullen (even though we are) Anyways, enjoy the story and don't forget to review. Ily!
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Alex: Ash, we don't own twilight do we?
Ash: No, I suppose we don't.
Alex: But Christmas is soon right? We can write to Stephenie instead of Santa and...
Ash: Just give it up, before someone gets hurt
You save a seat for Edward at lunch, even when you have been told by your friends time and time again that he won't come.
You imagine him as your savior from any P.E. activity (especially dodge ball)
You kiss your poster of him goodnight every night
You get close to the state of Washington and all you can think is "Edward, Edward, I'm getting closer to Edward, Edward, Edward!!!"
You were kicked off cross country because whenever someone beat you, you would yell at them that Edward could still kick their ass
You leave your window open every night
Even if it's raining, snowing, or hailing.
Decide to take up "hiking"
…in not so sunny places
Sing all I want for Christmas but substitute the line "two front teeth" with "Edward Cullen"
Dream up songs all the time
Suddenly show and interest in all music
Especially piano
Call the Twilight Saga your 4 part bible
Block your thoughts so Edward can't hear you thinking about how hot he is
You show a sudden interest in every passing Volvo
in fact, any Mercedes, Jeep, or Porsche
You own 1 or 2 t-shirts with Edward on them…or 3….or 4….or 5
And you try to wear them under your everyday clothing.
You can't take your mind off him…no matter how many times you read the books, watch the movie, or read his fan fictions.
You think this list will prove to her that she is obsessed?" Ash asked Alex. "Of course! She's done everything on it and more. Oh gosh what is she doing now?" Selena was standing in a corner, banging her feet together and muttering something under her breath. "Oh great." Ash said, and added something else to the list. 21. You tap your heels together three times, saying "there's no place like forks, there's no place like forks, there's no place like forks." "Isn't the line 'There's no place like home?" Alex asked. "Not to her," Ash sighed. "Not to her."