Halo
Halo there was a master chief and he was so good at killing people that one day he saw this Spartan chick. One day they were talking to each other and then they got drunk and she did not know that master chief was gay so when they were drunk they had sex and they were going crazy. So after when they were done having sex master chief said can u bring in a another person then she said yea sure why not and so It was a hunter and they were crazy then when the hunter left the Spartan chick left. Two hour later the hunter and master chief were having sex then master chief got pregnant and when the baby came out it was a grunt and then when the Spartan chick found out that master chief was gay she broke up with him.
The next month the hunter and master chief were fighting and they got mad and then they split up and then one day master chief was drunk and he grabbed a sniper and went to the hunters house and then master chief started shooting at the hunter with his sniper and he died then the battle begin there was elites and grunts every where he was shooting them every where but really he was so drunk he really started seeing things. The next day he was still fighting in his mind that people was going like what the hell is he doing and they were saying hey you ass hole but master chief didn't hear them and then when he shot the last round it hit a wall bounced back to him and he died. And about the Spartan chick she went out with some one else and they were having sex and they got a baby and they were family with the Spartan chick and the man chick but the man was gay so then he was making out with the Spartan chick man friend and the Spartan chick found out that his husband was gay so she killed her self.
Halo 2
Master chief came back to life and how because the people from halo were looking for master chiefs body so he can save the world and well they found him laying on the floor like a gay faget and they went back to the building of halo who made him and they were fixing him and he was alive and then he said what happen and the people said that you were dead but we fixed you up and he said thank you and he said know that you fixed me what shall I do for you and the people said save the world and he said o hell to the no and they said please and he said found then when he was outside the world was destroyed and ne said dam what the fuck happen and the people said the elites took over and he said shit so he called all his gay Spartan men. Five minutes later they came and master chief said WE ARE SPATANs and they ran and started fighting and they ran out like a dog and they were dyeing a lot but Spartans had more coming and they were winning but then the elites ship came but the halo people had a ship and the people on the ground fighting were like holy shit slap my nipples and call me Patrick andthen the people were so amazed at the ship the Spartans were like hey look the elites are distracted and they killed every elite and the Spartans won.