20 Ways to Annoy – Edward Cullen
Think about kissing Bella around him
Think about changing Bella around him
Think about killing Bella around him
Think about anything bad to do with Bella around him. =P
Sing, 'I know a song that will get on your nerves' in your head around him
Steal his Volvo
Paint his Volvo pink
Make him fall in love with Carlisle
Rip his arm off
Kidnap Bella
Make Rosalie fall in love with him
Make anybody but Bella fall in love with him
Make him eat normal food
Think about how Bella felt when he left in New Moon
Take him to a strip club
Put Bella in danger
Make him go shopping with Alice for a full day
Spy on him and Bella
Tell everyone he is gay over the school tanoy
Take his CD's out and swap all the cases