I do not own Max.
A/N: To all the people who read my stories - I am now only allowed to go on fanfic Friday nights and Saturdays. Thus weekly posting. But I'm doing two chapters a post now so as not to drive you all completely crazy. Sorry.
Max: Do you need to go out?
Dog?
Max: Are you hungry?
Dog?
Max: Do you want to play?
Dog: (wags tail)
Max: What do regular dogs play anyway? I know, fetch!
(takes dog out to backyard)
Max: (throws stick) Catch, doggy!
Dog?
Max: What is wrong with you?!
Total: What's going on?
Max: I don't know what this dumb dog wants.
Total: Why don't you just ask him?
Max: He can't talk, Total.
Total: Other dogs can't talk?
Max: I thought you knew that. (to dog) Come here, boy! Total, can't you speak dog or something?
Total: No. I don't remember how to anymore. English only. And I'm learning French from cassette tapes.
Max: Gee, thanks. You've helped me so much. Hey, where'd the dog go?
Total: I think he stole Celeste and is trying to bury her.
Max: AUGH!! Angel is going to kill that dog! Dog!!! Come here! Drop the bear and you live! Hey, you!
(Max runs off)
Total: Hmm. Maybe Fang can help. (leaves)
Max: YOU DUMB DOG!!!
(end)