Hardcore Heaven (Pre-Show)
(Here we Go by Sleeping with Sirens plays as Benson, Naoko, and Andy are at a table, much like the expert panel's table at WWE pre shows).
Benson: Ladies and gentleman, this is the moment we have all been waiting for. Here in the Hammerstein Ballroom, we have the most extreme PPV ever in the BTWF, Hardcore Heaven.
Naoko: Yes, and with a packed card, this may take the FWM Award next year for Best PPV.
Andy: We'll see about that, but for tonight, we have an expert to tell us about tonight's proceedings, ladies and gentleman, please welcome Ritsuko Akagi.
(Ritsuko gets up on the expert panel, and hugs her mom as the crowd gives her a mix of cheers and boos)
Naoko: Hello Ritsuko, we are so excited that you could join us tonight.
Ritsuko: The pleasure's all mine. Now if you don't mind, I want to first talk about the upcoming 6 man Hell in a Cell match.
Benson: Wow! Not wasting any time are you? Well, that is a very dangerous match enough when two people are in there, but throw in four other people who can't stand the sight of each other, and we have the makings of a gruesome match.
Naoko: Well, that's obvious, but who do you think is going to win?
Benson: Well, personally, my pick for the winner is Bickslow. He has been really impressive in a very short amount of time here in the BTWF. And with some new flying offense he showed during the 6 man tag team main event on Intensity a couple of days ago.
Naoko: Good answer, but I think that Gourry will retain.
Andy: Why? He's been so cowardly as of late.
Naoko: He wasn't being a coward, he was being an opportunist. Edge did it throughout his career and look at him now; he's in the WWE Hall of Fame with 11 world titles under his belt. Plus, this new attitude of his can come in handy in this environment.
Andy: Yeah, he can try and run away under the ring while everyone kicks the crap out of him like they've been doing to him for the past couple of weeks,
Naoko: Oh yeah? Well then who's your choice, smartass?
Benson: Takes one to know one.
Naoko: Shut up, Benson!
Andy: Well, I've seen all of the competitors, and I think that Natsu has the most momentum going into this match, especially with him pinning Owen in the 6 man tag
Ritsuko: He needed assistance from Bickslow to keep Owen down enough to hit the Five Star Dragon Splash (Five Star Frog Splash)
Andy: He was dominating Owen before that point.
Ritsuko: Well, I'm rooting for Owen. He's been held down before, and I think that this path of destruction he has been on is going to translate into some great things inside the Hell in a Cell.
Benson: Well, we've all got different people we've got to win the whole enchilada. Let's move on to what will happen next, where representatives from other fanfiction wrestling companies will come into the ring to challenge a superstar from the BTWF locker room.
Ritsuko: This is huge, I mean, this could make us or break us.
Naoko: Please, the BTWF can conquer any of the challenges those losers have to throw at us
Andy: Actually, one of the guys who are coming to the show is the TV champion of the TWAE Dipper Pines will be there to answer the challenge, along with the Revolution from the AWE, who will be there to support them.
Naoko: Ooooooh, I'm so scared. Well, they're going to learn that the BTWF aren't going to be a bunch of pushovers.
Benson: Well, it looks like Dipper Pines is in the ring right now, so we're going to take you to Bob, Scott, and JR
*At ringside*
Scott: Ladies and gentleman, we are here at Hardcore Heaven and the atmosphere is absolutely electric. This is Scott Stanford alongside Bob Belcher and Good Ol' JR, Jim Ross.
JR: This is going to be a night that we will not soon forget.
Bob: And on this pre show, we have a representative from another company coming to face one of our wrestlers in one on one action. Where else do you see that on a pre-show?
JR: Certainly not in the WWE. We also have the Revolution from the AWE will be in the building tonight.
Justin Roberts: Ladies and gentlemen, please welcome, the TWAE television champion, Dipper Pines. *Crowd gives a mixed reaction*
(His theme song plays)
Scott: Here he is ladies and gentlemen. And he looks ready to fight.
Bob: Well, it looks like he's ready to talk, because he's got a microphone.
(Dipper looks at the crowd, and sees some people cheering him, and some BTWF faithfuls who are booing him)
Dipper: Well, I won a battle royal to be here and lend my skills to this PPV. Even if I'm only on the pre-show, I'm going to give you people something to remember. Who's my opponent?
(Resistant to Resilience by Reluctant Hero plays)
Bob: What's our GM doing out here?
Chris: Dipper, let me be the first to welcome you to Hardcore Heaven. Now, I know that I invited you here, along with the Revolution, but there is something you have to know. You're not having a match.
*Dipper looks at Chris confused as the arena lights turn yellow and black*
(We Are One by 12 Stones plays)
Kite, Marco Diaz, Naruto, Sheldon Lee, Finn, and Double D come down to the ring via the aisles, and surround the ring.
Chris: You know, Dipper. We haven't been a wrestling company long, but we love this business to death. We love our fans. But, you know something? We're considered underdogs. It's to be expected. We didn't win a single award at the 2016 FMA's so far, and it doesn't look like we'll win soon. And, my US champion, Shinji Ikari, was beaten in the first round of the BITW tournament, after putting up a hell of a fight. But, I'm sick and tired of being an afterthought. I'm sick and tired of being an underdog. I want this company to be the top dog, and not just some sort of chew toy. So, Dipper, what's about to happen to you is nothing against you, or the TWAE, its just business.
All 6 men dog pile on Dipper and start stomping, punching, and kicking Dipper. Chris then walks down to the ring to get a better look. Marco then picks Dipper up and hits him with a Fisherman's Neckbreaker. Finn and Kite then leave the ring to get weapons, while Double D hits Dipper with a Brainbuster. Sheldon then goes to the top rope and hits a leg drop on Dipper. Kite and Finn come back with a steel chair, and a sledgehammer. Finn brings out a set of handcuffs, and handcuffs Dipper, allowing Kite to hit him with several steel chair shots to the head.
JR: What the hell is going on here?
Bob: I have no idea. This group of rouges is destroying Dipper.
Chris then comes into the ring, and Finn hands him the sledgehammer. Chris looks as though he is about to hit Kite.
Scott: No, sir, don't do it!
Before he hits Dipper, Chris turns his attention to the TV Title. He throws it in front of Dipper, and starts hitting it with the sledgehammer.
Bob: Oh my God! He's destroying another promotion's title belt.
Just then, the Revolution (Wario, Waluigi, Matrix, and the Rowdyruff Boys) storm the ring, and start going after these 6 wrestlers. It is even, at first. But, Chris hits Matrix and Waluigi with a steel chair to their backs. He then hit Wario in the face with a steel chair. The Rowdyruff Boys were about to go after him, but each of them got attacked by two of the 6 wrestlers. Eventually, all of the Revolution and Dipper were down, and all of the 6 wrestlers were standing. Chris then picked up a microphone.
Chris: The era of the big boys is over! This is our time! This is the era of the BTWF! This is a New…World…Order!
The NWO then raise their hands in victory and leave the ring, leaving Dipper and the Revolution to be tended to by the medics, and the TWAE TV title in ruins.
*Back to the expert panel*
*All of the experts have their mouths agape with shock at what just happened*
Benson: What…the hell…just happened?
Naoko: Our boss' plan. I knew he had an alternative motive for letting that TWAE loser into our company.
Andy: Well, Chris said that he wanted to turn some heads, and he most certainly did. But, I hope he didn't bite off more than he can chew.
Ritsuko: Well, we'll see how this plays out, but we have a match to get to.
Andy: That's right. Up next, we have Louise Belcher and Lisa Simpson vs. Sue and Lucy Heartfilia.
To be continued in chapter 2. Shout out to DxRusky Gothz and Dragon Roberts for letting me use their wrestlers.
