Once upon a time there was a boy and a girl the boy name was Jacob and the girl name was Bella and she had would always go to the woods and have really nice sex with Jacob and when Jacob gets crazy and he would turn into a werewolf then one night Bella was fat then she screamed and here dad came and said what's wrong and she said I am fat then here dad said no honey you're a fat ass and she said ok then when Bella went to Jacobs house and she said I am a fat ass and he said no honey you are pregnant. The next day she went to Edward and he said why are you pregnant and she said well I had sex with Jacob and he got mad. So Edward went to Jacobs house and they were fighting and they were scratching and yelling at each other then Bella came in the room it was all messy and she said what happen and Jacob and Edward were on the floor and they were having sex and she said o my god and they said it's not what it looks like so she ran out the house crying like a little bitch.
Next day they were at school and so Bella was eating here lunch and she turned around and there was Edward and Jacob making out like a regular gay men's would do so then Edward went to Bella and when he was walking slow gay motion he was getting horny and she said what the hell I never that Edward had a dick so then he was like hey Bella how r u doing in a gay tone and she said how could you with her ugly ass self so he was like sorry that you when. The next day Bella was at the hospital and screaming because the baby was coming and it was a half werewolf and a half human then she died by getting out the baby and Jacob killed himself because he was gay and Edward killed him self because he wanted to be with his boy friend Jacob and the baby had to die because she had no one. So the fucking end!