Blame Shizune
Chapter 1- Genins' Epic Transformation
Shizune had been working with chemicals and strange plants found near Konoha to develop a new jutsu. As time progressed, Shizune secretly invited several genins to test her pre-made samples.
Shizune held up the potion, "This is it, he's the sexy bby I've been working on for the past few weeks."
Sasuke tilted his head, "Wtf? A new jutsu? It's just a damned potion, that some ghey ppl use in RPG."
"Sasuke-kun," Lee broke in, "I'm sure Shizune-san has her own reasons."
Without any hesitation, the Green Beast snatched the test tube and gulped down the mixture. Soon, his body flung, and jerked to the ground.
Everyone froze. –Dramatic moment-
Lee farted.
Neji used his Byakuugan and came upon a blonde genin wearing an orange overall.
"N..n..naruto?" he mumbled, flapping the smoke away.
"Neji-kun," he replied.
"What the walnut is this?" Neji inquired.
Naruto appeared with a Nice Guy's Pose.
"Holy crap…" Shikamaru said, "Is that Lee?"
"I think so…Shizune's potion might've had some side effects," Neji replied.
"Wow," Sasuke commented, "he's hawt. ."
Sasuke drank the potion, and turned into his very own Harem no Jutsu, "Puri puri desu," Sasuke seemed to be very satisfied with his transformation.
On the other hand, Neji found himself in the appearance of Orochimaru. "Wth…Without my Byakuugan, how can I read porn? Oh hey, this tongue works pretty well."
To be continued….
A/N: No offense to any Naruto characters mentioned in the Chapter. .."