I Am (Not) A Virgin

by Mint-Tea-And-Lemon-Cookies

Truth or Dare shouldn't be deadly, right? Well, for Gilbert's relationship with Matthew to stay alive, he may have to twist the truth. (Mentions of SpRussia, or whatever Spain x Prussia is) To be updated on Sundays and Fridays...maybe.

1. Chapter 1

"Truth or dare, Birdie?"

Matthew pretended to be in deep thought before he giggled, sending a dazzling smile to the German. "Truth."

Gilbert thought for a moment before a wicked grin crossed his face. "What is your biggest dream?"

The blonde bit his lip, a small blush on his face. It was embarrassing, and it was cliché. Just what he wanted to avoid.

"Come on, Birdie, you have to tell..." Gilbert chuckled as the blush on Mattie's cheeks darkened, leaving the boy's face as red as one of the embers in the warm fire the two lovers were cuddling in front of.

"U-Uhm...T-That I-I'm your first..." Matthew hid his face with his hands, a small groan escaping him. "S-Sorry. Stupid, I know."

Gilbert kept his grin up, trying not to make it fall. "Oh, no problem there, Birdie, I'm as clean as baby Luddy's room." That was it, a quick, easy lie. Technically, he hadn't said he was still a virgin...just that he was clean. Which he was, he had taken a shower before Matthew had come over to his and Ludwig's place...it wasn't like Matthew would remember anyway, since the blonde was a large believer in sex after marriage, and the two had agreed neither of them was ready for that.

"Oh..." Matthew's blush faded away, replaced by a small smile. "Something to look forward to when the time comes, eh?"

Gilbert nodded, small explosions erupting in his head.

He was so screwed.

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"Fuck Franny, I am not telling Birdie I lost my awesome virginity to Toni." The German groaned loudly into his phone, the Frenchman on the other end shaking his head.

"Honestly, mon ami, it will hurt my dear Mattie..." It went silent for a moment before the blonde spoke again. "I may be considering kicking your ass."

The ruby-eyed ex-nation's heart quickened. "Nein, Franny..." The blue-eyed nation growled threateningly at the German, making him flinch. "Bitte, bitte. We can just keep it a secret."

Francis sighed, rolling his eyes at Arthur, who looked back at him curiously. "Fine. But crush my son, and your face will be crushed against the pavement." He ended the conversation with a click, and Gilbert gulped nervously.

So, So screwed.

A/N: I really shouldn't be starting another story, but damn, PruCan is addicting. Plus, this plot seems fun. And, to top it off, I re-watched Axis Powers today.

Hnnnnggg.