Criminal #5- Helwo all, just so ya' know, we do not own any-
Lola Cabana- Any of the characters from LOTR, Tamora Peirce, Harry Potter,
or even our selves. *runs of screaming* YA' CAN'T SUE ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Note- Even though Shae wishes she owned Legolas. But in the story she does!
MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA- *cough* HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!
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Joren magically falls from the sky, and survives.
Harry- Hey Draco really can fly, why didn't he ever do that in a quiddich match?
Joren- Draco? Who's Draco? I'm Joren of Stone Mountain-
Criminal #5- Die random idiot scum!!!!!
Draco bursts into the auditorium with a magic marker scar on his face, oh yeah and drawn glasses too. He is also holding a can of black hair spray.
Draco- I'm Harry Potter!!
Harry P. - No I'm Harry Potter!
Draco- Really I am Harry Potter!!!
Harry Potter- Draco you are NOT Harry Potter, I AM!
Draco- Where's your scar and glasses? Hmmmmm?
George- Will the REAL Harry Potter please stand up!? Everyone in auditorium stands up.
Harry- Look Draco, just because I got my scar surgically removed and I got laser eye surgery, doesn't mean I don't deserve fan girls!
Alanna climbs up on the stage, and pushes George off.
Alanna- Well, I'm Arial! LAAAaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaAaAAAaaa!!!!
George- *shouting* IT'S A BANSHEE!!!!!!!
Daine- Hey even banshees don't sound THAT bad!
Hermione- Okay then it's a Bogart.
Draco- No it's a Bogart and a banshee being run over by a truck!
Criminal #5- Carrying 18 tons of non-dairy butter!!!
Lola- POWER TO THE LAMAS!! *she claps and eats random popcorn*
Daine- Yeah, llamas don't get any respect, why I met a llama that....
Alanna stops singing and every one cheers, Lola continues to eat random popcorn till' it is snatched away by Jonathan.
Lola- Just because you're a prince doesn't mean you can take MY popcorn! Laws are being destroyed- THE WORLD IS CORUPTED!!!!!!!!!!
Just then Legolas bursts in, bow ready and shoots down the popcorn. He stands in macho pose, grins, and flashes the victory sign.
Shae- LEGGY!!! *She tackles him.*
Jonathan and Lola start to cry at the loss of popcorn; Lola lunges into Jon's arms sobbing.
Lola- *crying, still* It, *sniffles* was like a brother to me, *sniffles* and an afternoon snack! IT'S NOT FAIR!!! *she sniffles and cries some more*
Ron suddenly sits up in a daze after the curse Hermione ha "accidentally" put on him.
Ron- Where am I? Who am I?
Draco pouts as the fan girls move to a tackled Legolas and are being beaten off by and armed Shae. She equipped herself with mustard and a giant hammer, that's NOT plastic.
Alanna sits in a corner on a swivel chair, spinning around in circles.
Alanna- WHEEE! WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE! - Huh?
Kel- I wanna' try! I wanna try!
Alanna- No!
Kel- Share?
Alanna- Okies!
Kel and Alanna both sit on the swivel chair, spinning around madly, constantly falling off and getting back on. After they fell down the stairs, they both were in a daze. They and Ron band together and try to dig their way out with sporks. Joren wanders over to Kel.
Kel- AHHHHHHH! JOREN!!!! DIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! SCUM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *She starts stabbing him with some sporks.*
Joren falls down, unconscious.
Criminal #5 Fakie- Yo! Random INPUT! YO! Criminal #5- Stop taking over MY lines! Criminal #5 Fakie- No! I WON'T SHARE WITH YOU!!!!!!! Criminal #5- Never asked you to!
Both of the Criminal #5s get into a fight, in which the original walks away the victor.
Lola gets over the Random Popcorn thing, and runs up to Draco.
Lola- HAHAHAHA!!! You have magic marker on your face!!!!! HEHEHEHEHEHEHE!!!!
Criminal #5 holds up a few packs of the extra large pax of pixie stix.
Criminal #5- Sugar always does the trick!!!!!!!
Legolas- *thinking to im' self* Help me, must...sneak..away...before...she...finds...me! AHHH!
Shae- First I'm gonna' tie you to a chair!
Legolas- NOOOOO!
Shae- *grins evilly* The swivel chair!
Legolas- *gasps* You wouldn't! NOOOOOOOOoooooooOOOOOooooOOOooooOOOOooOOOOo!!!!!
Alanna, Ron, and Kel have banned together to dig a tunnel in the snow to the nearest Starbucks using plastic sporks (unused). Joren is still really dazed, and confused.
Joren- *asking himself* Am I Draco, or Joren? Kel? Am I Draco or-
Kel- AHHHHHH!!!!!!!! YOU'RE BACK FROM THE DEAD!!!!!!!! DIE ZOMBIE SCUM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *starts stabbing him again.*
Lola- STORY! Once upon an hourglass there was a girl named Bowlingball because she had a really big bowling ball on her head and lived in lockers where she died smelling like moldy gym socks.
George- Wow that was sooooo amazing. *Picks up Lola and squeezes her.*
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Lola- Any ideas are accepted, because we can form them into a story anyways!
Criminal #5- On the next show of Random things and Random popcorn-
Alanna- NOOOOOOOOOOO
Kel- Me want.. Coffee.
Ron- *sniffles*
Criminal #5-Sorry all! Can't tell ya' more! *giggles evilly*
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Joren magically falls from the sky, and survives.
Harry- Hey Draco really can fly, why didn't he ever do that in a quiddich match?
Joren- Draco? Who's Draco? I'm Joren of Stone Mountain-
Criminal #5- Die random idiot scum!!!!!
Draco bursts into the auditorium with a magic marker scar on his face, oh yeah and drawn glasses too. He is also holding a can of black hair spray.
Draco- I'm Harry Potter!!
Harry P. - No I'm Harry Potter!
Draco- Really I am Harry Potter!!!
Harry Potter- Draco you are NOT Harry Potter, I AM!
Draco- Where's your scar and glasses? Hmmmmm?
George- Will the REAL Harry Potter please stand up!? Everyone in auditorium stands up.
Harry- Look Draco, just because I got my scar surgically removed and I got laser eye surgery, doesn't mean I don't deserve fan girls!
Alanna climbs up on the stage, and pushes George off.
Alanna- Well, I'm Arial! LAAAaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaAaAAAaaa!!!!
George- *shouting* IT'S A BANSHEE!!!!!!!
Daine- Hey even banshees don't sound THAT bad!
Hermione- Okay then it's a Bogart.
Draco- No it's a Bogart and a banshee being run over by a truck!
Criminal #5- Carrying 18 tons of non-dairy butter!!!
Lola- POWER TO THE LAMAS!! *she claps and eats random popcorn*
Daine- Yeah, llamas don't get any respect, why I met a llama that....
Alanna stops singing and every one cheers, Lola continues to eat random popcorn till' it is snatched away by Jonathan.
Lola- Just because you're a prince doesn't mean you can take MY popcorn! Laws are being destroyed- THE WORLD IS CORUPTED!!!!!!!!!!
Just then Legolas bursts in, bow ready and shoots down the popcorn. He stands in macho pose, grins, and flashes the victory sign.
Shae- LEGGY!!! *She tackles him.*
Jonathan and Lola start to cry at the loss of popcorn; Lola lunges into Jon's arms sobbing.
Lola- *crying, still* It, *sniffles* was like a brother to me, *sniffles* and an afternoon snack! IT'S NOT FAIR!!! *she sniffles and cries some more*
Ron suddenly sits up in a daze after the curse Hermione ha "accidentally" put on him.
Ron- Where am I? Who am I?
Draco pouts as the fan girls move to a tackled Legolas and are being beaten off by and armed Shae. She equipped herself with mustard and a giant hammer, that's NOT plastic.
Alanna sits in a corner on a swivel chair, spinning around in circles.
Alanna- WHEEE! WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE! - Huh?
Kel- I wanna' try! I wanna try!
Alanna- No!
Kel- Share?
Alanna- Okies!
Kel and Alanna both sit on the swivel chair, spinning around madly, constantly falling off and getting back on. After they fell down the stairs, they both were in a daze. They and Ron band together and try to dig their way out with sporks. Joren wanders over to Kel.
Kel- AHHHHHHH! JOREN!!!! DIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! SCUM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *She starts stabbing him with some sporks.*
Joren falls down, unconscious.
Criminal #5 Fakie- Yo! Random INPUT! YO! Criminal #5- Stop taking over MY lines! Criminal #5 Fakie- No! I WON'T SHARE WITH YOU!!!!!!! Criminal #5- Never asked you to!
Both of the Criminal #5s get into a fight, in which the original walks away the victor.
Lola gets over the Random Popcorn thing, and runs up to Draco.
Lola- HAHAHAHA!!! You have magic marker on your face!!!!! HEHEHEHEHEHEHE!!!!
Criminal #5 holds up a few packs of the extra large pax of pixie stix.
Criminal #5- Sugar always does the trick!!!!!!!
Legolas- *thinking to im' self* Help me, must...sneak..away...before...she...finds...me! AHHH!
Shae- First I'm gonna' tie you to a chair!
Legolas- NOOOOO!
Shae- *grins evilly* The swivel chair!
Legolas- *gasps* You wouldn't! NOOOOOOOOoooooooOOOOOooooOOOooooOOOOooOOOOo!!!!!
Alanna, Ron, and Kel have banned together to dig a tunnel in the snow to the nearest Starbucks using plastic sporks (unused). Joren is still really dazed, and confused.
Joren- *asking himself* Am I Draco, or Joren? Kel? Am I Draco or-
Kel- AHHHHHH!!!!!!!! YOU'RE BACK FROM THE DEAD!!!!!!!! DIE ZOMBIE SCUM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *starts stabbing him again.*
Lola- STORY! Once upon an hourglass there was a girl named Bowlingball because she had a really big bowling ball on her head and lived in lockers where she died smelling like moldy gym socks.
George- Wow that was sooooo amazing. *Picks up Lola and squeezes her.*
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Lola- Any ideas are accepted, because we can form them into a story anyways!
Criminal #5- On the next show of Random things and Random popcorn-
Alanna- NOOOOOOOOOOO
Kel- Me want.. Coffee.
Ron- *sniffles*
Criminal #5-Sorry all! Can't tell ya' more! *giggles evilly*