Ficbusters PLUS: The OVA I - "They Mock Your Pain, Mr. Morisato."
A one shot dose of Ficbusters, to tide you over till Chapter 6 and 7.
Written by Jesse and Jeff, may their feet be stolen by Hobbles.
.It's Hobbits.
Hobbits?
Hobbits.
Oh, alright then. May their feet be stolen, not by Hobbles, but Hobbits.
-Everything is copyright by whoever copyrights it. Dooiee.
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::Dateline! Your local Hastings Entertainment Center (all VHS rentals seventy-nine cents and under, this week only!)! More specifically, the loooooong tract of anime shelf that is situated right next to the kung-fu movies at your local Hasting Entertainment Center (we carry Gameskins T-Shirts! Screw Hot Topic!). The infamously infamous Ficcers, Jep and Jeff, are surveying the selection.::
Jep: *rubbing his chin* Hey, afro-sheen, Love Hina and all related characters are copyright their respective owners.
Jeff: *points* Hey, lay off my 'fro. I'm taller than you. What's "Lurve Heener" anyways?
Jep: Whatever this DVD is…*holds up a random Love Hina DVD case*
Jeff: I raised my eyebrow as my Danny Devito statured comrade held up the case in question. It was colorful, it looked as if I had walked into a clown party, and I was the only one wearing gray…
Jep: Dude, cut out the "detective monologue" shit. You sound like a retarded schoolgirl. Look. It's like a Tenchi rip-off, but with semi believable hair.
Jeff: *reads the back* And more boobies.
Jep: Fanboy pander!
Jeff: *nods* Nothing but fan service and panty shots!
*Jep and Jeff look at each other and…Jeff tosses it over his shoulders*
Jep: They don't have anything good.
Jeff: Oh! Oh oh oh!! Let's rent THIS one!! *holds up End of Evangelion: The MOVIE.*
*Jep and Jeff look at each other, then start laughing.*
Jep: Paul keeps trying to push that shit off on us…what makes you think we're going to rent it??
Jeff: I know, I know…I'm just joshing, bra. *puts the DVD back*
Jep: Well…we've scoured and scouted and scored, but no good movies. And all the ninja movies are checked out, we've seen The Two Towers, we've seen Treasure Planet…
Jeff: Only twice. We need mooooore.
Jep: Yeah, but it's gone. What can we do for fun?
Jeff: No idea…watch more Bruce Lee movies?
Jep: Eh, alright. It seems like a good idea…huh?
Jeff: *shakes his head and makes a face conveying confusion* What the whabasha?
*All the lights go out, except for a glowing beam of light over the discarded Love Hina case. Cow, the big fat gray tabby, is hovering over it.*
Jep: Cow!
Jeff: Dude, I've told you time and time again, you HAVE to get like, a collar for him or something!
Cow: *ignoring them* Dudes. I have your answers. Spread your POWAH and your might into the newest fad of the fan boys who lack a suitable outlet for their libido. Take Love Hina, but do not rent it. Merely gain a minimal knowledge of the show by looking at the DVD case, downloading a SINGLE episode off the internet, and reading fan fiction. Be sure to read the fan fiction that contains the word 'teh' in the summary…
Jep: But…Cow…what about what we don't know?
Cow: Figure it out, nimrod! Fill in the rest with He-Man and "Bill and Ted " references and the word "penis," for it is a funny wooord.
Jeff: Choice cuts, bro.
Cow: Rock on, most excellent dudes.
Jep: He's said that before.
Jeff: Yes he has.
Jep: Quickly, Jeff! While I gather bad horror movies for our research, you stash candy in that ree-dee-cue-loss 'fro of yours!
Jeff: Yes! We shall make them say things that they don't know with our retarded-ness!
Jep: INDEED! Quickly, to the CAVILER!
::And so it begins, Jep and Jeff spent a good thirty minutes reading Love Hina fan fiction and watching one episode of it. The rest of the time, they watched "Indiana Jones" and reruns of "Hogan's Heroes" and "Dude. Where's My Car", till the time of decisive fic writing was NIGH!!!::
*Jep and Jeff are sitting on a couch, wearing monocles and top hats. Papers and printouts are strewn throughout the living room.*
Jep: Okay…time to report our findings. What we learned from the Episode. We got 26, right?
Jeff: Right. I think these people live in the magical land of Christmasvillelandisland, or something. Apparently, Christmas happens often. Most of the peeps in this thing celebrate it, but this one chick 'Narusomething' it all Grinchy about it, and has thing for glasses. This other chick, 'Mokoto' or Totoro or something impulsively karate-chops gropey Japanese businessman, and has a history with the LAW.
Then there's these two little girls, I dunno, monkeys or something. There's this one older girl who looks like a little girl who is all mopey and angsty and sheet. Shablokhan? I think that's her name.
Jep: Monkeys. Good. I like monkeys.
Jeff: Yes. There's this blonde woman who always has her eyes closed, and her voice is cool. Apparently, she's loud and has the largest chest of the group. The animators seemed to like to point that one out, really.
Jep: Is that all?
Jeff: Some air headed girl who looks like Narusomething, except with darker brown hair. Dopplenarusomething, I think. Then the main dude Keichiro, is a nerd. He gets punched once in a while.
Jep: Sweet. What did you learn from the fanfiction?
Jeff: Much more than I wanted.
Jep: Oh?
Jeff: Apparently, a lot of them are VAMPIRES. Keichiro and Narusomething, it seems.
Jep: Yes, yes…makes sense. Draw in as many subcultures as possible!
Jeff: And that busty blonde woman is like…a fox spirit or something.
Jep: Goood, putting in a little myth and lore…
Jeff: And Mototoro is like a samurai.
Jep: And you like that?
Jeff: Dude, samurai.
Jep: Yes. And the rest?
Jeff: They're all horny and want each other.
Jep: Right, we might want to tone that down.
Jeff: Yes.
Jep: So…is it time to get to work?
Jeff: *grins and nods* Let's mess 'em up, Ken and Ryu style.
Jep: Yes. Let's.
*Jep and Jeff jump off the couch and hurry back to Jep's Cavalier, where they eventually tear out into the next chapter! Stay tuned, we're really gonna mess with your miiiiiiinds!*
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In the next chapter, stuff TOTALLY happens at that hot springs hotel where all this stuff goes down! I kid you not, peeps. It's gonna be crazy - go - nuts!
A one shot dose of Ficbusters, to tide you over till Chapter 6 and 7.
Written by Jesse and Jeff, may their feet be stolen by Hobbles.
.It's Hobbits.
Hobbits?
Hobbits.
Oh, alright then. May their feet be stolen, not by Hobbles, but Hobbits.
-Everything is copyright by whoever copyrights it. Dooiee.
------------------------------------------------------------------------------
::Dateline! Your local Hastings Entertainment Center (all VHS rentals seventy-nine cents and under, this week only!)! More specifically, the loooooong tract of anime shelf that is situated right next to the kung-fu movies at your local Hasting Entertainment Center (we carry Gameskins T-Shirts! Screw Hot Topic!). The infamously infamous Ficcers, Jep and Jeff, are surveying the selection.::
Jep: *rubbing his chin* Hey, afro-sheen, Love Hina and all related characters are copyright their respective owners.
Jeff: *points* Hey, lay off my 'fro. I'm taller than you. What's "Lurve Heener" anyways?
Jep: Whatever this DVD is…*holds up a random Love Hina DVD case*
Jeff: I raised my eyebrow as my Danny Devito statured comrade held up the case in question. It was colorful, it looked as if I had walked into a clown party, and I was the only one wearing gray…
Jep: Dude, cut out the "detective monologue" shit. You sound like a retarded schoolgirl. Look. It's like a Tenchi rip-off, but with semi believable hair.
Jeff: *reads the back* And more boobies.
Jep: Fanboy pander!
Jeff: *nods* Nothing but fan service and panty shots!
*Jep and Jeff look at each other and…Jeff tosses it over his shoulders*
Jep: They don't have anything good.
Jeff: Oh! Oh oh oh!! Let's rent THIS one!! *holds up End of Evangelion: The MOVIE.*
*Jep and Jeff look at each other, then start laughing.*
Jep: Paul keeps trying to push that shit off on us…what makes you think we're going to rent it??
Jeff: I know, I know…I'm just joshing, bra. *puts the DVD back*
Jep: Well…we've scoured and scouted and scored, but no good movies. And all the ninja movies are checked out, we've seen The Two Towers, we've seen Treasure Planet…
Jeff: Only twice. We need mooooore.
Jep: Yeah, but it's gone. What can we do for fun?
Jeff: No idea…watch more Bruce Lee movies?
Jep: Eh, alright. It seems like a good idea…huh?
Jeff: *shakes his head and makes a face conveying confusion* What the whabasha?
*All the lights go out, except for a glowing beam of light over the discarded Love Hina case. Cow, the big fat gray tabby, is hovering over it.*
Jep: Cow!
Jeff: Dude, I've told you time and time again, you HAVE to get like, a collar for him or something!
Cow: *ignoring them* Dudes. I have your answers. Spread your POWAH and your might into the newest fad of the fan boys who lack a suitable outlet for their libido. Take Love Hina, but do not rent it. Merely gain a minimal knowledge of the show by looking at the DVD case, downloading a SINGLE episode off the internet, and reading fan fiction. Be sure to read the fan fiction that contains the word 'teh' in the summary…
Jep: But…Cow…what about what we don't know?
Cow: Figure it out, nimrod! Fill in the rest with He-Man and "Bill and Ted " references and the word "penis," for it is a funny wooord.
Jeff: Choice cuts, bro.
Cow: Rock on, most excellent dudes.
Jep: He's said that before.
Jeff: Yes he has.
Jep: Quickly, Jeff! While I gather bad horror movies for our research, you stash candy in that ree-dee-cue-loss 'fro of yours!
Jeff: Yes! We shall make them say things that they don't know with our retarded-ness!
Jep: INDEED! Quickly, to the CAVILER!
::And so it begins, Jep and Jeff spent a good thirty minutes reading Love Hina fan fiction and watching one episode of it. The rest of the time, they watched "Indiana Jones" and reruns of "Hogan's Heroes" and "Dude. Where's My Car", till the time of decisive fic writing was NIGH!!!::
*Jep and Jeff are sitting on a couch, wearing monocles and top hats. Papers and printouts are strewn throughout the living room.*
Jep: Okay…time to report our findings. What we learned from the Episode. We got 26, right?
Jeff: Right. I think these people live in the magical land of Christmasvillelandisland, or something. Apparently, Christmas happens often. Most of the peeps in this thing celebrate it, but this one chick 'Narusomething' it all Grinchy about it, and has thing for glasses. This other chick, 'Mokoto' or Totoro or something impulsively karate-chops gropey Japanese businessman, and has a history with the LAW.
Then there's these two little girls, I dunno, monkeys or something. There's this one older girl who looks like a little girl who is all mopey and angsty and sheet. Shablokhan? I think that's her name.
Jep: Monkeys. Good. I like monkeys.
Jeff: Yes. There's this blonde woman who always has her eyes closed, and her voice is cool. Apparently, she's loud and has the largest chest of the group. The animators seemed to like to point that one out, really.
Jep: Is that all?
Jeff: Some air headed girl who looks like Narusomething, except with darker brown hair. Dopplenarusomething, I think. Then the main dude Keichiro, is a nerd. He gets punched once in a while.
Jep: Sweet. What did you learn from the fanfiction?
Jeff: Much more than I wanted.
Jep: Oh?
Jeff: Apparently, a lot of them are VAMPIRES. Keichiro and Narusomething, it seems.
Jep: Yes, yes…makes sense. Draw in as many subcultures as possible!
Jeff: And that busty blonde woman is like…a fox spirit or something.
Jep: Goood, putting in a little myth and lore…
Jeff: And Mototoro is like a samurai.
Jep: And you like that?
Jeff: Dude, samurai.
Jep: Yes. And the rest?
Jeff: They're all horny and want each other.
Jep: Right, we might want to tone that down.
Jeff: Yes.
Jep: So…is it time to get to work?
Jeff: *grins and nods* Let's mess 'em up, Ken and Ryu style.
Jep: Yes. Let's.
*Jep and Jeff jump off the couch and hurry back to Jep's Cavalier, where they eventually tear out into the next chapter! Stay tuned, we're really gonna mess with your miiiiiiinds!*
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In the next chapter, stuff TOTALLY happens at that hot springs hotel where all this stuff goes down! I kid you not, peeps. It's gonna be crazy - go - nuts!