Disclaimer: I don't own Death Note, nor my own sanity, as you will see with this story.
A/N Don't even ask where this idea came from. I have actually had a conversation in which we were talking about vibrating penises, and now it's like our catch fraise. This is the result. Also, I know I'm supposed to be working on Multiplayer, but this idea was just too much fun!
Matt lay down in the after-sex bliss. It was at this time that, for some reason, his mind did the most wandering.
"Hey, Mel, do you think the plastic surgeons will ever come up with a vibrating penis?"
Mello made the predictable response. "What the fuck is wrong with you?!"
"Well, they can make boobs bigger, and dicks bigger, so why can't they make them vibrate? It would feel cool to be the one with it, and for their partner sex would be just that much better."
Mello actually started thinking about it. "You know, it might actually be a good idea. But how would you turn it on?"
Matt thought about it very seriously. "It could turn on whenever the guy got hard."
"That would never work! What if the guy is on the bus, and someone falls on his lap when the bus turns a corner and he gets turned on? People would think it was his phone and wonder why he wasn't answering it!"
He had a point. "So, he would have to have a button. Some place that wouldn't be pressed by accident. How about in his butt?"
Mello weighed the possibilities. "But wouldn't it turn on whenever he took a crap?"
"The button could have a special crap-sensing button that would turn it off or something."
"Where would you put the batteries?"
But Matt was prepared for this question. "In one of the nuts, of course. They could have a panel that you can open when they need to be changed."
Mello slowly nodded his head. "Are you trying to tell me that you want to try a vibrator?"
Like I said, it's a little strange. But, I hope you all liked it! And, the Fanfiction peoples have made reviewing even easier, with the button at a place that you can't miss! Isn't that great?