Sing to the tune of 'Jingle Bells'. Seriously, sing it out loud, and try not to stop to laugh. I dare you. Then you can review and tell me if you're successful XD There's yaoi btw. It's intentional on my side, but maybe not so much of the guys XD They had, anyway, not a choice... muah ha ha... don't own VK lol
Deranged Jingle Bells of Vampire Knight
Dashing through the snow
Without an underpants
Day Class girls just saw
And became new fans
Zero caught a cold
Kaname had sneezed
Yuuki is just bright and clear
Eating mozzie cheese
Oh, jingle bells, Cross does smell
Yagari's an ape
Akatsuki lost his money
Aido had escaped
Jingle bells, Rima fell
Hurt her knee and leg
Oh what fun it is to see
Shiki sleep in bed
A day or two ago
Right on Christmas day
Zero was forced to
Kissing Kaname
The mistletoe's above
Forcing them to stay
Yuuki happened to walk by
And she screamed 'oh gay!'
Oh, Kiryuu ran, Kuran fled
Yuuki laughed 'til dead
Akatsuki found his money
Between Seiren's bread
Jingle Bells, rusty cells
Ruka's locked away
Aido came back with a packet
Of dried wheat and hay
It's still a wee bit early for xmas, but who cares :P it's all fun, laughter peace and joy people! Maybe I'll make more....
Afterwords regarding the song:
The first para is not specific on any characters, actually. I thinking more of the guys, and even more on Zero, because he caught a cold(?) lol. And he needs more fans, I'm sure. Some of the lines are plain weird like Ruka being locked in a cell but yeah XD she's a little emo. Why not? I couldn't use Kain's name as Kain cos it's too short. Akatsuki fit perfectly, though XD and who wouldn't wanna see Shiki sleeping!!! gosh it's gotta be cute!!! XD for yaoi fans, I'm sure the mistletoe was the best eh? Just a treat for you guys ;) YAGARI'S AN APE ROFL... cross may not smell but i needed something to rhyme with bell hahah...
Review and tell me what you think of this!!! Please!!!