Somewhere, riding upon the plane of dreams, a teenager named Butt Face glared down upon the meat piles of Shibuya. He was tired of their faces, so he summoned his mask from the Anal Dimension to punish them for having legs.
But his assault was interrupted by Ryuji Sakamoto, who was half dragon on his father's side and didn't actually have feet, there were only chainsaws. Ryuji hopped into Sayuri, taking him back to the past, when his mother was giving birth to him. He stole his own placenta from his past self, with which he would form a Water of Rebirth monopoly, because he was smart like that. But his placenta developed a mind of its own, which became distorted and formed a Palace which was a giant womb with dinosaurs for Shadows!
"OBJECTION! IT IS NOT CALLED A PALACE, IT IS DIMENSION ANUS IN THE METAVERSE'S PALACE!" Butt Face was livid. He turned into an actual joker card, which made Madarame cry and literally scared Munehisa Iwai out of his pants. No, for real, his pants flew right off and ran off into the placenta's Dimension Anus. Iwai was wearing frilly lingerie. Ann stole his thong, wore it, then sold it to Morgana who humps it with his spiky cat dong all through the late night.
Morgana entered Dimension Anus with Ryuji, who wanted to steal his placenta's Treasure so he could corner the Water of Rebirth market and rule over it with an amniotic fist. But the panties got stolen by a dinosaur. Butt Face ripped the dinosaur's skull face off, revealing its true form which was an angry placenta demon. These demons were all Ryuji's siblings, and they were gifted businessmen and women.
TO BE CONTINUED