Author's Note: Just quick note, the first is complete AU, second kinda using stuff from the 'Another Day' part of the game hence the ramen doctor, the third I just made a thrid because three theories sounded better than two. Also I both love and hate Sho. Hate: math is my enemy and I don't like being told I'm 'so zetta slow' about a zillion times in battle...and he reminds me I have math homework. Love: taught me the word hectpascal that I use a lot now, one of the weirdest villains ever and he reminds me I have math homework.

The Three Theories: Sho Minamimoto

Theory One-The Crack Theory: A boy sighed, he had never liked math and was sure math didn't like him. By the time he learned his multiplication tables the class had moved onto pre-algebra and then when he had learned that the class had to learn about sine, cosine, and tangent as well as SohCahToa. Now don't be fooled the boy wasn't a complete moron, he just had math issues, but he remembered something; something important. His older brother was absolutely obsessed with math. Heck his brother's once described his diet with SohCahToa! So when the boy got home, he went to his brother's room where he had been doing complicated math equations for fun.

"Sho?" the boy asked knocking on his brother's bedroom door.

"What, can't you see I'm busy?" he replied not liking it when people interrupted his math.

"Do you want to do my math homework?" he asked nervously, scared he'd call him a hectopascal as he so often did.

"Do your math homework?" he repeated and hopped to his feet completely freaking out, "Of course I will! I LOVE math!" Sho ripped the math book from his brother's hands, "Tra-la-la maaath~ I love math!" he started to sing.

Theory Two!-The More Believable Theory: Neku, after a long day at school, headed to the Ramen Don to get some good old-fashioned ramen. He also half-hoped the 'ramen doctor', Sho Minamimoto would be there. Neku hated math, the simple stuff he could do, but like a lot of other people who were slow did not understand why people put letters and numbers together. Since he knew Sho was a genius at math, and since Neku didn't mind being a slacker, he was going to ask him to do his homework for him; though the still slightly anti-social, possibly emo, boy figured he'd just get screamed at for disliking math. But since Sho was at the Ramen Don Neku still planned on asking.

"Uh, hey Sho, I was just kinda wondering," Neku started, rubbing the back of his head, "Would you mind doing my math homework?"

Sho just looked at him for a moment then, as Neku predicted shouted, through his megaphone, "You zetta stupid hectopscal! I'm too beautiful to do your math homework! Math is wonderful, the world is made up of numbers! Do your own math homework or you should just die!"

Neku, relieved that his headphones took the edge off the yelling, spoke as he walked away, "A simple 'no' would have been fine."

Theory Three-The Simplistic Yet Odd Theory: Beat quickly left the math classroom, he was the worst math student ever. That afternoon at lunch he decided to ask his sort of-friend Sho Minamimoto if he'd do his math homework for him.

"Sho you mind doin' my math homework fo' me, yo?"

"No," Sho said simply getting up from the lunch table.