Angel/Lexx: Crossover fic. Yeah, I'm crazy. Anyway, the crew of the Lexx has landed on Earth again, but their moth lands close to Wolfram & Hart. Things pick up from where the crew is unkindly escorted into the firm under Angel's orders. Set in season 4 of Lexx clearly before the death of Kai (sorry, but Lexx just isn't Lexx without him), and season 5 of Angel, post Fred's death. Sure Lexx Season 4 was shot in like 2001 or 2002, but hey, who said that this had to make sense?

Disclaimer: Nah, don't own'em!

The moth's four legs touched the ground as three somewhat spiny figures watched from the safety of the parking garage. One of the eyes on the odd spacecraft popped open, and a woman in some sort of lizard skin hopped out, and rolled her eyes as a man in red coveralls climbed out behind her, seemingly complaining. A second man climbed out on the opposite side of the insect, and the Violence demons watching could tell that he was not at all like his companions. He had obviously seen plenty of violence in his time, and didn't seem to be affected by it. "Kai?" the woman asked the third man. "What does the front of the building say?"

"It reads Wolfram & Hart," said Kai. "Apparantly it is a type of building that specializes in law,"

"But do you think they would have food?" she asked.

"I do not know," said Kai.

The woman grabbed the first man by the arm and dragged in in the demons' direction as he tried desperately to stay put, as she hollered "Oh, c'mon Stan! How bad can it be?"

"Xev!" said Stan, wrenching out of her grip, making her halt at the sidewalk. "We've been through this before. You come down to a planet thinking it's okay, but it's not. We lose track of Kai here, and you and me get captured. We almost get killed by said captors, but then Kai shows up and helps us out,"

Xev crossed her arms, and continued into the garage. "So, you said it. If anything happens, Kai will help us, won't you Kai?" she said.

"Yes," said Kai. "But you and Stanley do not stay close more often than not,"

"Well, we'll be fine; we'll just go right on in this Wolf, Ram, and Hart building, and get food for Lexx, and we'll be on our way," Xev whispered sweetly, pinching Stanley's cheek mockingly.

As she continued through the garage, looking over all the different cars with interest, Kai looked to Stan briefly, and followed after Xev, leaving Stan to scamper quickly after them. He looked around fearfully, and then nearly jumped out of his skin as the three Violence demons jumped out in front of Xev.

The demons (of course the crew of the Lexx didn't know anything about demons) were hideous, with scaley brown skin that spiked up into little sharp spines all over their faces and the backs of their hands, and bright green eyes. Even though they were clearly monsters, they were dressed something like the security guards on the planet Earth, and Kai recognized them immediately. "I suspect that you are the security in this facility?" he asked. "We request that you step aside. We do not-"

One of the demons grabbed Xev, turning her so her back was pressed into its front, and sniffed her neck, and then licked it. "You taste good," it hissed.

Xev gave a cluster lizard growl, and slammed the demon in the abdomen with her elbow. It lost its grip on her, and she stumbled into Kai's arm. He raised his right arm, and the other demons screeched in shock as their comrade's head dropped from its shoulders. The eyes of the monsters flashed, and Stan scuttled quickly to stand behind Kai as they raised two pistols. From their last experinces with guns, Kai was immune to being shot, but of course, he wasn't mortal either. "You three, in the elevator behind us. Now!" one of the demons said in their odd, slurred speech.

Kai turned his head, thinking for a bit, and proceeded toward the elevator, no questions asked. Stan grabbed Xev's arm, and stopped. "So you're just gonna....go?" he asked. "No way pal, I'm-"

"Stanley," said Kai. "It is best we do what we are told here. Or you will be dead,"