*Warning I haven't written anything since 2011-12 so this will probably be horrible.*

I own only what you can't prove to belong to someone else.

This is also on my ao3 account as well.

So this story has been in the works more or less since I first started reading 'Sakura' by Darkpetal16 (Great story go read it!)

Yeah I know for once it wasn't 'Dreaming of Sunshine' or 'Catch Your Breath' that was the reason a story was written (also great stories go read them!)

This story is more for taking a break from the seriousness of other stories while having its own serious moments in it.

Anyway read bottom note to please.

War.

War never changes.

Srk!

Okay no I'm not in a Fallout game, thank kami for that one, but no my life is a little more forgiving than a world built from a nuclear wasteland with stupid deathclaws, fucking deathclaws and there- *There is a bunch of scribbled out words here*

ANYWAY! I'm just going start by saying this: Dying sucks major ass especially if you died because you took a nap AND ended up getting reborn into another dimension. Now raise your hand if you're thinking, 'Oh god not another insert that's going to try and change canon or fuck it up to the point it will never be the same.' All of you with your hands up, shut up! No one gives two shits about what you have to say it's our lives, none of us asked for it anyway.

No I planned my life a bit differently once I realized where I was.

Now first let me explain how I got here in the first place, usually start with the person either being born or there death. I'm just going to say right now my death wasn't all that cool, I didn't get hit by a car or truck, I didn't get shot in some sort of heroic last stand. No, I got home early from work and didn't need to pick my mom up from work for another three hours- the joys of having only one car- I decided to set my alarm and take a nap.

The last time I took a nap was when I was little kid...should have taken that as a sign something was up. Yes what you're thinking is correct, I died while taking a hour and half nap...yeah when that clicked I was glad I was a baby because I cried and threw a fit in frustration over such a lame death.

This first thing I did the moment I could was help Sakura. She was my sister now like hell I would let her become the useless fangirl she was. I decided early on I would become her shadow. Whenever I was at the library I would grab beginner medical books and scrolls and leave them in areas that I know she would spot. I didn't have access to -jutsu related books or scrolls only because mostly they're too high to reach (and I was already pushing my luck by being in the 'Genin' section of the library when I was only three...don't ask me how they didn't notice a three year old in there, security wasn't doing its job obviously.)

She still went fan girl on Sasuke's ass but was a lot tamer about it, didn't make her main focus. Ino was still her best friend, though after a while it turned into a friendly rivalry and with my baking skills from my last life I didn't let either of them get a chance to go on a diet.

This girl, my wonderfully cute sister, took to medical and genjutsu like a fish to water. She didn't show it off around the academy but at home weeelllll I've had a few moments where I walked right smack into a small form of redirection genjutsu, not all that strong but very irritating when you've just woken up.

Since I had my old life's memories I knew I acted older than everyone, not to say I'm not still childish -regardless of age I always am. I thought I would struggle through lessons since obviously I knew shit about chakra outside the series. It was like being in middle school again. Seriously I was expecting to struggle through everything but nope only thing I had to struggle slightly with was chakra based stuff and even after a few weeks of hiding out in the library every chance I had, it wasn't all that hard to figure out.

I did fall in love with Fūinjutsu through. I can see why others use it it's so interesting to use and there are things that normally wouldn't be possible even in this world that sealing can do. A few examples would be silencing seals and privacy seals great for keeping others from hearing you and mix that with a blur out seals and people who can read lips won't be able to, blackout seals are fun to mess with they basically make you blind temporary-depends on the timer you put on it- and if they're not trained for fighting blind it's like an auto-win, another one I love a lot is a cancel out seal now these are one of my own invention.

Now I have very bad habit of when I'm making seals they end up well a form of explosives so I need something to cancel the seal out before I toss it. I have the seal applied to the palm of my left hand and it helps when I'm fighting someone who uses seals as their weapon I can cancel most seals with it. The last seal I really love is the genjutsu one, now people told me when I use my puppy eyes on them they can see the ears and wagging tail so I made a seal to add ears and a tail to my puppy eyes that only takes a small amount of chakra to active. I put the seal under the middle of my collarbone.

Sealing is OP as fuck.

...whoops went on a sealing rant again Saku always said I should stop spazzing over seals but I can't help it! They're so cool and when I find ones I've never seen I HAVE to pick them apart and…

*several paragraphs have been scribbled out*

Now that is basically all I changed plot wise. I actually ended up in an apprenticeship since I was given a test that is usually given to those of the Nara clan when Iruka figured out I wasn't exactly showing how smart I actually was. How he found that out I have no clue but apparently I did really good because I was given a packet of forms to fill out for an apprenticeship. My teacher was weird, he told me to call him 'shishou' and wore a mask and a cloak with a hood. And I know what you're thinking and no he wasn't ANBU at all just very weird and a slave driver when training.

There was a few changes nothing plot breaking at least so yay for that. I think this world was trying to find a way to fit me into it or that was my guess. The sealing of the Isobu changed, for some reason the seal was too weak to hold him and the only way to seal him was to seal half of it separate from the other half. I volunteered to be the hold given it would take to long to rewrite the seal in a separate scrolls. So I got the Yang half sealed in me and 'ow' doesn't cover the headache I got from him thrashing around in me. Everything else played out the same way as canon.

The other difference?

The war.

It played out the same but the Goddess bitch? She found a way back after she was beaten. Long story short it's been 4 years, Obito lived and was still on our side(apparently one of Kakashi's dying wishes given he was within the first groups to get wiped out according to Pakkun before he vanished.), and there is only a handful of us left and we're scattered everywhere hiding or fighting a losing battle.

My group-Obito, Orochimaru, Kabuto, and I- started working on a seal to rewind time to the beginning to hopefully catch how Kaguya made it back again. Even if only one of us could go back it was worth it. This idea came to be when Obi used Kamui to get us a farther distance away from the crazy lady. Kabu asked how it worked and after explaining the dimension thingy (don't ask me for details I zoned out part way through, I obsessed over seals not dimension hopping.) Orochi was the one who mentioned it sounded similar a form of time travel.

Yeah you can probably guess at how fast ideas started popping up after that was said. So Obi and Orochi used their knowledge of the sharingan -more like Orochi's knowledge- while Kabu and I started working on seals and how much chakra you need.

Now I've read my fair share of time travel stories, and let me tell you this wasn't as simple as doing a few hand signs and shouting the name or waiting for the stars to align in a way that would give you more chakra or even having one of the Tailed beasts use a jutsu. No I had to do a six hundred layer seal backwards applying chakra with each layer as I did so. Do you know how long it takes to do a six hundred layer seal? More than a day. Do you know that it has to be done in one sitting too? Because it does and when you're being chased by fucking White Zetsu who keep popping out of the ground like fucking daisies it makes sitting still long enough to apply the first layer ten layers hard as hell!

Unfortunately the four of us got split up at one point. It was pure luck that I found Obi like I did or this seal we made would have been useless since we needed Kamui to activate when the seal does for it to work. The seal itself is more like dimension hopping, we're hoping that when it works we get put into the body of our other self or if we don't exist there we'll be dropped as is, though at that point we don't actually know what to do.

Whelp to anyone who managed to read this- I would love to know how given the seal I have on this- glad I could entertain you for a short while with my rambling. So with that said and done let me introduce myself officially for one last time, I'm Haruno Iris younger by 10 minutes and twin sister to Haruno Sakura, daughter of Haruno Mebuki and Kizashi. Jinchuuriki of Isobu of the Three-Tails. A master of water, speed, sensor, and sealing, and the last holder of the Hatake Dog summoning contract.

Wish me luck, I can already feel the headache forming.

-Haruno Iris

I sighed reading over the note one last time making sure the seal I set on it was fine before folding it into a paper plane.

"Ready Iris?" I glanced over at where Obito had appeared behind me and met his eyes.

I smiled. "What no 'Flower-chan' today?" That got me a chuckle. "I'm ready, Obi-nii."

"Are sure this seal will work imouto, you didn't miss anything did you?"

I shrugged. "If I did miss anything then we're standing in the middle of a very big explosive seal right now."

"Lovely."

I laughed and looked around at the seal around us, "But we should be good I was having Isobu check while he was applying his chakra into it. So unless my currently sleeping partner decided to turn on me suddenly we're good."

"We only one chance at this and even then it could fail." He sighed as I glanced over the paper plane in my hand. "What is that and does it explode?"

I glared at his grin, "I have a seal on here so that if the seal fails this will activate and clear the area of all of this so we don't have to worry about someone using it against us."

He glanced at the plane warily, "and if the seal does work?"

I gave a cheerful grin, "It'll explode and take the seal with it of course!"

He deadpanned. "...I think we need to have a talk about your obsession with explosives imouto." I pouted and glared at him, "Shut up asshole-nii and start the hand seals."

I need a beta badly. So if you know Naruto, are able to put up with me, are able to handle my update ability (which you might have to remind me given I'll forget), can help keep characters in character, willing to use google docs, and make sure Iris doesn't become a Mary sue or worse please message me?

I'm a bit of a spaz of a writer so things that make no sense now may end up making sense later. Just a warning.