Indiana Jones and the Jawa Army

Raiders of the Lost Ark

Fire Canyon

The Nazis proceed with their march for their 'ritual' until they're interupted by a heroic archeologist.

"Stop or I'll blow up the Ark!"

"Jones? JONES!"

A German commander suggests to Jones, "Do you possibly think you can get off this island all by yourself?"

"It depends on how reasonable we're willing to be, I just want the girl."
"And if we refuse?"

"Then your Fuher gets no prize."

Little brown hoods peek out from behind a rock or cavern as they carry on the conversation. The monster in black notices scaring the Jawa into submission. He wiped his glasses to see if his eyes lied. He saw no evidence of a little man in a brown cloak. Perhaps it was the desert heat. Other Nazis seem to get this same vision but keep it to themselves, which they'll later regret.

"Blow it up then!"

Jawas shout their battle cries and shoot lasers at the Nazis, blasting rays into them. Nazis are constantly being shot down by the powerful lasers of the Nazis. Some lasers were so powerful that is shrunkin the German officer's face into oblivion, melted the creepy, hunchback spy's face and blew Belloq's to pieces. To make it safe, the Jawas lit a bomb that deteriated the Nazi bodies or remains. They then recovered what Jones was after.

"Good job fellas."
Inspired by a video on youtube

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Now the prequel

The Last Crusade

Utah, 1917

Young Indy comes dashing out of the canyon and yells for help. Nobody's there. He whistles to have his trusty steed come for jumping. The horse got out of the way.

"You f***ing horse!"

He kicked the beast sending it sprinting away. So Indiana ran to the fields only to be surrounded by trucks.

"S***. Somebody help!"

Out of nowhere comes a Sandcrawler and they look in disbelief. It runs over one of the trucks. The man in white screams obscneties at the unknown drivers. Little brown people come out to freak out the people. The Jawas offer Indy a ride in return for something of value. Indy gave him 25 cents, the Jawa didn't except as he pointed out the Cross of Coronado.

"No, this belongs in a museum."

Then a Tusken Raider jumps from the Sandcrawler to try and kill the Jawa. Indy grabs a whip and strangles the monster with it. The Jawa offered him a ride and more. So that's where he got his hat whenever the Jawa murdered one of the bandits.

Sequel

Kingdom of the Crystal Skull

Hangar 51

Indy is trapped by his betraying friend Mac and the Reds(Soviets) all aim their weapons at Indy.

"I'm a capitalist mate. I can't go home empty-handed again."

Spalko smirks "Any last, defiant words Dr. Jones."

"Utini!"

A yellow blast kills ten Russians and another kills fifteen. Another shoots Spalko in the face.

"No, no more. Enough, AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
Mac stills sits there among the dead, deteriating Russians.
"Mac, only this time will I forgive you. Now where's that four hundred bucks?"
"Jonesy, I lowered it."

The Jawas aimed their blasters at Mac.

"Just to be generous, five hundred."

"That's more like it."

Kingdom of the Crystal Skull

Wedding

Mutt finds Indy's hat and tries to put it on. Indy tries to grab it from Mutt, but he wouldn't let go. Jawas came out of nowhere and aimed their blasters.

"Henry, I'd let it go."
"Why, mom. Little people against a big man with a knife."

"Junior, how many times did I tell you, don't bring a knife to a gunfight."

"Oh s***."

The End

Thnx George and Steven for Indy

Thnx George for Jawas

I own none

Just a parody, get over it.