You know those two questions I wrote in my last diary entry? You know - what does Link reckon that what Dr. C and I get up to in our spare time, and when would I see this female monster about my age? Well, sooner or later, I and you shall find out. It all started when, one day, I went up to the Doc's cell and asked if he could make me a device that could read minds. Unsurprisingly he already had some.

At lunch, while I was lifting weights, I put on a depressed face and said to Link, 'I'm so upset'
'Why, what happened'
'Oh,' I say, hopefully convinclingly, 'never mind. I think I'll go and take a visit to Dr. Cockroach's room'
He patted my shoulder and I scuffed my way over to the door. I put the elevator up and stood out quickly, so I was downstairs. I peered around the door - Link had his back to me, playing cards with B.O.B. I pointed the small device at Link. The following scribbled up on the device.
...GOD, HE'S SO RUBBISH AT THIS GAME! I CAN'T BELIEVE HE BELIEVED ME WHEN I SAID THAT I NEEDED TO CHECK HIS CARDS SO I COULD TELL HE WASN'T CHEATING. WOW. SO WHAT'S ALIAH BEEN UP TO WITH DR. COCKROACH LATELY? I MEAN, IF YOU ASK ME, WHENEVER SHE'S DEPRESSED, SHE GOES AND TAKES A VISIT, HE CHEERS HER UP, AND SHE COMES BACK WITH A RED FACE AND A GIGGLY ATTITUDE. WHAT? SERIOUSLY, THEY PROBABLY JUST HAVE A LITTLE KISSING SESSION!
Ah. He reckons that I date Dr. Cockroach. Ah. Ah.
Who says kissing session, anyway?
I waited a few minutes and rubbed my face so it was pink. I started giggling and skipped in, playing with my hair. I lifted weights with only my stomach, which must have looked like I was given CPR, but oh well. He rolled his eyes at me. I pointed the mind reader thing at him secretly. SEE. I WONDER WHAT ELSE THEY GET UP TO, APART FROM KISSING. I DON'T WANT TO KNOW, TO BE HONEST. ACTUALLY THAT WASN'T HONEST. I DO WANT TO KNOW. NEXT TIME SHE GOES TO SEE HIM I'LL SPY ON HER. I MIGHT HAVE TO BRING A CAMERA, AS WELL, JUST SO PEOPLE DON'T THINK I'M GOING MAD.
Haha. Well, he's going to be surprised. Then the smoky black door opened, and Monger on the jet pack hovvered in. 'Monsters,' he announced. 'There's been a sighting of another monster. All we know is that it's a she. And that she's the last she in centuries! So catch her and bring her here, no matter what she says or does, understand'
We all nodded.

I had a new wardrobe - I still had the dress for normal days. I had PJ's now, which was a pink silky tank stop and matching trousers. I had a selection of stripy leggings, little skirts and t-shirts, because me and Paul (when he de-fabricated, which is when he returned his fabric skin to normal skin) were the only that looked normal and we set out to watch the outside world. I had a new workout costume, which was like a swimsuit that also covered the legs. This was also a swimsuit.
So, as you can imagine, I wore a yellow t-shirt and yellow leggings, and set out with Paul. The others followed in a van. Paul drove and I sat beside him. 'Hey, Al?' he started, 'you know that you would tell me anything, right?' I shrugged in agreement. 'So, well, Link's being saying that you and Dr. C, er, how should I put this delicately... date each other'
I rolled my eyes. 'Yeah, I know he's been saying that. And don't worry, we don't. He just helps me out when I'm depressed, that's all'
Later on while me and Paul walked around the forest, having a chat about his and Susan's kids, there was a sound like something was in a bush. I wirled round on one leg, my hands out in front of me. Just a bush. 'Hold on,' said Paul. 'Isn't it autumn'
'It's November. So yeah'
'Well, how come that bush is green then?' We looked at each other. When I looked back at the bush, the leaves on the bush were crispy red, orange and yellow, falling out and flowing above our heads in the gentle breeze.