I don't Phineas and Ferb.

In the beginning... of the series, life was boring.
Summer was given to children to enjoy time off from school and make the most of every day.
The limit for every day was family vacations, amusement parks, and fireworks.
Then came Phineas and Ferb.

In one summer, they built two rollercoasters, went to space 3 times, traveled through time twice and around the world in one day, went into the 2nd Dimension, and in the last week, saved the world from Dr. Doofenshmirtz with Perry, Candace, Isabella, Buford, Baljeet, and Vanessa.

The boys were nearly busted, Perry was almost taken away, and Dofenshmirtz was going to jail, but luckily Vanessa managed to wipe everyone's memories except Phineas, Ferb, hers, Perry, Candace, Isabella, Buford, Baljeet, and Dr. Doofenshmirtz, and Carl by accident. He let it slide and decided to let Phineas, Ferb, and their friends remember that day and Perry's secret, but they couldn't help him on missions or let Major Monogram know.

Now, summer is over, and with a school from grade 1-12 run by adults, family members, and parents they know, and Dr D, Phineas and Ferb, are going to get School'd.

Cue Theme Song!

The sun rises as Phineas and Ferb are still in bed, as light music plays.

Then the alarm goes off as rock music plays and the boys wake up.

"Ferb, I know what we're going to do today." said Phineas.

Band: The boys built projects during the entire summer

But now schools back, but they won't let it be a bummer.

With their friends and sister, they'll rock the school

The screen shows the super school as they zoom in on Candace snooping around and Dr. D fighting Perry

While Candace tries to keep her cool.

Dr. D is teaching high school science,

Perry stops him before there's violence

Candace and Vanessa spend the whole day lusting

For some mega time BUSTING!

But those can't curb

Dr. D, Phineas, Perry, or Feeeeerb.

As theeeeeeey (You see how I held that note, pretty good, huh?)

(Cue montage of clips)

Build paper airplane airlines

Color outside of the lines

Find out what the Thinker was thinkin'

While interviewing Lincoln

Be in the Play, "Peter Pan"

Study Da Vinci's old plans

While in gym throw a Holy Mary pass

Using chainsaws in wood shop class

Working hard to get an A

As everyone hears Perry say...

"Grgrgrgrgrgrgrggr." chattered Perry.

As you can see there's a whole lot of stuff to do,

While Candace keeps getting fooled

Candace: HEY!

So stick with us as Phineas and Ferb

Are gonna get Schoooooled

(Go to Phineas, Ferb as they play their instruments like in the beginning except now Perry, Isabella, Buford, and Baljeet playing.)

Are gonnaaa geeeet schooooooled!

Dr. Doofenshmirtz and tries to blast Perry with an inator, but misses and hits the "Phineas and Ferb" sign and adds "School'd" underneath it. He disappears and Perry goes into pet mode as Candace walks in.

"MOM! Phineas and Ferb made a spin-off!" yelled Candace.

Episode 1: Back to School

Ch. 1: What's New.

It's Monday morning and every child and teen is being dropped off at the super school Phineas and Ferb made. Phineas and Ferb rode in the car as their parents drove them, along with Candace and Perry, to the school. Along with their back packs, Phineas brought a big bag that for someone he was keeping a secret.

"Well Ferb, after 104 days of summer vacation, we're back at school." said Phineas. "At least we had the best summer ever."

"Yet. Best Summer yet. We still have next year." Ferb corrected.

"Speak for yourselves." said Candace, who held Perry in her lap. "I didn't get to bust you guys once this summer."

"Well what about the egg nursery, the treehouse, parade, and last week?" Phineas asked.

"The first three don't count because Mom didn't see what they were like originally, and the last one doesn't count because she has her mind wiped and thinks that the mayer rebuilt the school. I'd bust you for the school, but she wouldn't believe me."

"So I take it you're still going to bust us?"

"Yeah, but only so I can show Mom what you really do, or if it's dangerous and I need her to make you stop."

"Fair enough."

The car stopped near the entrance and the kids got out.

"See you boys inside." said Lawrence.

"See ya, Principal and Vice Principal Flynn-Fletcher." joked Phineas.

"I still don't remember signing up for this." said Linda.

"Oh well." said Lawrence.

As they drove off, Candace saw Jeremy and Stacy nearby.

"Well, see ya. Since this thing you built is also a high school, I can't be seen with you. Peace!" said Candace as she rushed to join Stacy and Jeremy.

"The hierarchy of school is a cruel mistress." said Ferb.

"Wow, you're chatty today." said Phineas.

"Hey Phineas, whatcha doin'?" asked a familiar voice.

Phineas turned and saw Isabella right behind him.

"Hi Isabella. Have you seen Buford and Baljeet?" said Phineas.

She pointed the flagpole, where Buford was already hanging Baljeet by his underwear.

"You're still going to lose!" taunted Buford.

"Lose?" Isabella asked.

"He's referring to what happened last week. He bet that I couldn't make this school year the best one yet, so I accepted it."

"Oh. Well good luck."

"Thanks."

While the group talking, Candace, Jeremy, and Stacy were on their way to first period.

"Ugh, I can't believe we have to come back here." moaned Stacy.

"Well, it beats moving. By the way, what classes do you have?" Jeremy asked.

"I've got English, History, TA, Math, and Science." said Candace.

"What about 6th?" Jeremy asked.

"And what's TA?" Stacy asked.

"I took a free period and became teacher's assistant, so I'd have less homework and relax." explained Candace.

"And by relax you mean try to bust your brothers?"

"Yep."

"Bummer. I think we have different classes." said Stacy.

"Me too." said Jeremy.

"WHAT! You mean we don't have any classes together." Candace shrieked.

"We have lunch." said Stacy.

While Candace freaked out, Phineas and the others were heading inside.

"Well, see you in class. I got to drop Perry off at his mascot pen." said Phineas. He grabbed Perry and the bag and went inside. Ferb was about to enter when heard something.

"OUT OF THE WAY!" yelled Dr. Doofenshmirtz as he parked in fron on the sidewalk with Vanessa in the passenger seat.

Doofenshmirtz in a blue vaaaan!

"Dad, why do you have that as your horn?" Vanessa asked.

"What isn't it catchy?" he asked.

"Just let me out here." she said.

"Okay, see you 6th period."

Vanessa left the van and headed to front, where Ferb was watching, stuck in "love land".

He held the door open and as she passed by she said "Hey Ferb."

Ferb went in as well, while Dr. Doofenshmirtz was taking care of something else. He got out of the van and pounded on it with his fist.

"NORM! The coast is clear." said Dr. Doofenshmirtz. The van transformed back into the robot man known as Norm.

"You could have said please." said Norm.

"Yeah, yeah, whatever. We need to get to class pronto and you have my inator parts."

"Yeah, I'm going to school. I am a real boy."

"No you're not."

BRRRRRRRRING!

The bell rang and everyone went to their classes. Phineas and Ferb were sitting next to each other, while Buford sat behind the nervous Baljeet and Isabella was sitting with the Fireside Girls.

Isabella was still thinking about the night Phineas kissed her on stage. She was overjoyed and knew that maybe things were changing.

The teacher arrived and said "Hello. I'm Mr. Drowl. Some of you may know me because I used to teach at one of your schools before working here."

Mr. Drowl had black hair, a grey jacket with a white shirt, a red tie, jeans, and black shoes.

"Alright, time for attendance. Flynn-Fletcher, Phineas?" asked Mr. Drowl.

"Here." said Phineas.

"Ferb, Flynn-Fletcher?"

Ferb just raised his hand.

"Bueller, Feris? Bueller? Bueller?"

3 minutes later...

"Alright that's it, except for..."

"Grgrgrgrg." said someone coming in.

Everyone looked at the door and saw a new student come in. He had a beret, boots, a striped shirt, blue shorts, slightly tan skin, and turqoise hair.

"Can I help you?" asked Mr. Drowl.

The mysterious boy walked up to him and handed him some cards and a piece of paper. Mr. Drowl read it quickly and looked at the new kid, as the other students talked to each other.

"Alright then. Class, this is our new foreign exchange student from Paris, France, Pierre Bartholomew Equitul. I'd ask him to tell us a little about himself, but apparently he can only write in English, not speak it, is partially deaf, but can read lips, and is shy when it comes to talking in front of a big crowd." said Mr. Drowl.

"Awww. That's so sad." said Isabella sympathetically.

"Now aside from very good penmanship, Pierre knows several forms of karate and martial arts, but prefers to solve things non-violently when possible, loves animals, is a good listener, is good at solving puzzles, caring, and can imitate a platypus. Is that true?"

"Grgrgrgrgrgrgrgrg." Pierra responded.

"Huh, so it is. And it also says here that you have to leave during certain parts of the day to attend a special speech meeting randomly in the day. Well that sounds strange. Oh well, why don't you take the seat next to Phineas."

Pierre nodded and headed to his desk

"Baljeet, looks like I have a new wimp to pick on." said Buford.

"I thought he looked really cool." said Baljeet.

"Oh please, who would be impressed by that?"

As Buford says that, he notices all the girls staring dreamily at Pierre as he goes to his seat, some fainting when he looked at them.

"He's so dreamy." said Addison.

"He's no Phineas." said Isabella. "... Okay maybe the 4th cutest guy here."

"That's because the 10th-5th and 3rd-1st guys are Phineas on your list." said Ginger.

"Yes, yes they are." said Isabella.

Pierre sat next to Phineas, waving to the him and Ferb.

"Nice first impression, Pierre." said Phineas.

Pierre couldn't say it, but he wished he could say thanks to them for the help.

10 minutes earlier...

Phineas dropped Perry at his mascot pen and left to be early for class. Perry went to check out the miniature outhouse labeled "Little Mascot's Room". When he came out, he saw a bundle of clothes, paper, and a strange device with a note on it. He picked off and began to read it.

Dear Perry,

I know we're supposed to pretend not to remember your secret identity, Ferb and I just wanted to say thanks for being a great friend, pet, and family member by giving you something to help you keep an eye of Dr. D. Along with some clothes and a document creating a perfect alibi for you, we created this device that will alter your appearance so that you'll look like a human instead of a platypus. I hope you like it, and we also added you to the student roster, and class starts soon, be quick.

From,

Phineas and Ferb.

P.S. Ferb says unless you want to be called "The School Streaker", he says you should put the clothes on before activating the device.

Perry smiled and appreciated what his owners had done. Before anyone noticed, he put on the clothes, and activated the device. Instantly, his fur changed to skin, his beak and tail disappeared, and he had hair the same color as his fur. He looked at himself and was impressed. Even OWCA didn't have this kind of technology.

He left the mascot pen and ran to his class.

BUMP!

"Hey watch it!"

Perry looked up and saw that he ran into Dr. Doofenshmirtz, with Norm behind him carrying a box of machine parts.

"Grgrgrgrgrgrgrgrg." Perry said.

"Hey, you're the one who ran into me. Hey do I know you from-"

BRRRRRRRING!

"Oops, gotta get to class. See ya." said Dr. Doofenshmirtz as he ran to the class he was supposed to be teaching.

"Nice threads, Perry." said Norm as he followed his master.

Perry got up and hoped that no one would discover who he was.

Present

"I think you're going to do just fine." said Phineas. Pierre smiled in response.

End of Ch. 1

Awww, how sweet. However, Doofenshmirtz teachiong can only lead to trouble. In the next chapter, we'll see what Doofenshmirtz is up to in Ch. 2: Doofen-what?