A/N: Okay so I was talking to some friends who thought it would be a fun idea if Sheldon found a positive pregnancy test and thought it was Amy's. You will have to read to find out what happens. This is rated M for sexual scenes...I mean there can't be a pregnancy without some sexy times.
I own none of these characters
Two months after Amy's birthday:
Sheldon had just stepped out of the shower when he spotted it in the trash can. It was unmistakable, a pregnancy test. He also could clearly see it was a positive one as well. He knew Leonard and Penny wanted the apartment for themselves but this was sure an underhanded way of trying to get it. He wasn't going to stand for it at all. He quickly got dressed and went to confront his deceitful roommates.
"Good morning, Sheldon." Penny greeted him happily.
"Don't good morning me." He snarled. "And you!" He shouted at Leonard, who was just coming out of the room.
"What's got you in such a mood?" Penny asked.
"I know you want this apartment and I am here to tell you that it is never going to happen. No matter what state you happen to be in right now, Penny." Sheldon said to them both.
"What are you talking about?" Leonard asked completely confused. "What state is Penny supposed to be in?"
"Oh don't play dumb with me. I saw the test in the trash." Sheldon told him.
"What test?" Penny asked him.
"The one in the trash." Sheldon said yet again.
"Yes you said but I didn't put any test in the trash." Penny stated.
"Well seeing as I know the test can't be mine or Leonard's since we are males, the only logical conclusion is it is yours." He said to her.
"And I am telling you I haven't taken any test!" Penny shouted.
"Okay let's everyone calm down." Leonard said. "Now Sheldon, what kind of test was it? And don't say we know because we don't."
"A pregnancy test! That's what. And a positive one as well." Sheldon said.
Leonard looked at Penny. "Are you pregnant?" He asked.
"I just said I didn't take any test. It is not mine. I am not pregnant." Penny answered him.
"Then whose is it?" Sheldon asked. "There aren't any other females living under this roof."
Penny and Leonard looked at each other. "You tell him." Leonard said to her.
"Why me?" She whined.
"Because news like this should come from you." He said.
"Actually it should come from her." Penny stated.
"True but since she isn't here, the next logical person is you." Leonard told her.
"Fine." Penny relented. "But you owe me."
"Will someone please tell me what is going on?" Sheldon finally said.
"Okay, now, sweetie, I think you should sit down for this one." Penny started. She wasn't sure how she would break the news to him.
"I don't want to sit down. I want to know who was taking a pregnancy test in my bathroom." He stated.
"Think about it Sheldon." Penny said.
"I have and I concluded it was you." He told her.
"You can't think of anyone else who could possibly need to take one." She asked him.
"Of course not." Sheldon said.
"Really?" Leonard asked. "I find that hard to believe.
Sheldon thought for a moment before it occurred to him there could be one other person it could be. He didn't want to believe it. "No." He stated.
"I think so buddy." Leonard said.
"But we are always so careful. We use a condom and she is on the pill." He told them. "She can't be pregnant."
"Are you careful every time?" Leonard asked.
"Of course." Sheldon said. Then he remembered something. "There was one time we didn't use a condom. Amy had just gotten back from her conference. It was kind of make-up sex. You see…"
"Too much information Sheldon." Leonard interupted.
"But she is on the pill. We still were protected. I just don't understand." Sheldon was panicked. "Oh Lord, what will my mom say? We aren't even married yet."
"Okay, Sheldon, calm down." Penny said to him.
"Calm down? You want me to calm down?" Sheldon asked incredulously. "I just found out I am going to be a father and you are telling me to calm down."
"Why did Amy take the test here and not at her place?" Penny commented.
"That is your concern?" Sheldon asked. "How about that she didn't tell me there was a chance she could be pregnant? Why would she keep this from me? I have a right to know."
"I am sure she has a reasonable explanation. You have to talk to her." Leonard said to him.
"Yes I have to do that. She will be here at noon. We are going to the zoo this afternoon."
"How come she didn't stay last night?" Penny asked.
"She was going to her mother's for breakfast. She does that once a month." Sheldon told them. "I was supposed to go with her but she told me last night I didn't have to join her. She told me that she had something important to talk to her mother about and she didn't want me there in case her mother got upset."
"Oh my God, if she tells her that she is pregnant, her mother will make her sit in the sin closet for a month!" Penny exclaimed.
"Why would she tell her mother before me? I am the father of the baby!" Sheldon couldn't believe Amy would tell her mother such important news first. "Dear Lord, that woman will never like me." He said.
"Okay we all need to calm down." Leonard said. "We don't know what Amy is going to tell her mother about all this. Maybe she is just overwhelmed and wants to ask her mother's advice about telling you or how to tell you."
"Leonard's right." Penny said. "Let's wait until she gets here before jumping to conclusions."
Just then Sheldon's cell phone rang.
"It's Amy!" He said.
"Now don't say anything to her on the phone. Wait until she gets here. You don't want to upset her." Penny said to him.
"Give me some credit." Sheldon told them and then answered his phone. "Good morning Amy." Sheldon listened for a while then he said. "Oh no really? You are never late." He listened some more before saying. "It was not my fault, you could have just stayed." Sheldon listened. "So what time will you be here?" She answered "Okay. You are staying tonight right?" Then Amy answered and he replied, "I love you too," turning a bit red. He then hung up the phone. He sat down in his spot.
"What's wrong?" Penny asked.
"Amy is going to be late today. She is never late. We won't be able to go to the zoo. She overslept and now her mother is insisting on taking her out to brunch. Oh this is a disaster. Her mom will make her break up with me again. When we were there at Christmas her mom was very cold to me. And when Amy left the room, she told me that she would do everything in her power to make sure Amy didn't make the same mistake and stay with me for another five years without any kind of commitment. She told me that she knew men like me were after only one thing. Apparently she never believed Amy when she told her that we perpetrated that ruse about us sleeping together. She told me she knew I would never marry Amy, that I was getting all I would ever need from her."
"Now Sheldon calm down. I am sure Amy can handle herself around her mom."
"How can you say that? You just pointed out that she would be locked in the sin closet for a month. You are probably right. I should be with her when she tells her. It is my responsibility too." Sheldon said.
"Wow Sheldon that is very mature of you." Penny stated.
"Why does that surprise you? I would never walk away from this situation. It's not like she made the baby by herself. I was there too." Sheldon said.
"Sheldon is growing up" Penny said in awe.
"Okay so what time is she going to be here?" Leonard asked.
"Around 2." Sheldon answered, looking at the clock. It was 10:30.
"So I suggest you get it together, calm down and when she gets here don't attack her. Talk to her calmly. I am sure there is a reason she didn't tell you right away." Leonard said to him.
"Yeah don't attack her. You don't want her to get defensive." Penny agreed.
"I have to think." Sheldon said, walking out of the room and heading to his room.
"Do you think he will be okay?" Penny asked, once she heard him close his door.
"If he stays calm." Leonard said.
"I hope he can. This is big. I can't believe how mature he is being about the whole thing."
"It really doesn't surprise me." Leonard started. "He has been thinking about having a baby with Amy since before they were officially a couple."
"Yes but then they were going to do it for science and the good of humanity. Now that it is real, I am just surprised is all."
"I know what you mean. But can I tell you something that Sheldon shared with me in confidence?"
"I promise I won't tell anyone." Penny said.
"He really wants to have a baby with Amy. When he told her that her eggs would expire soon before she dumped him, he meant it. He was concerned if she didn't know what she wanted she would get too old to have a healthy baby. He loves her so much. Trust me when I say, he is happy about this development. It may not be the ideal timing but he will be there for Amy."
"I never knew. When Amy told me he said that, I was ready to kill him. Well he does have an engagement ring. Do you think he will propose now that there is a baby on the way?"
"Oh absolutely. He has been waiting for the right moment. I just hope he doesn't go about it the wrong way." Leonard said.
"It's Sheldon. Of course he will do it wrong." Penny said.
Sheldon could hear Leonard and Penny talking after he left the room. They never remembered he could always hear them. They were discussing the ring and Leonard was telling Penny about his desire to have a baby with Amy. Now Amy would know. But he guessed it wouldn't matter because she was pregnant. She was pregnant and hadn't bothered telling him she could be. He couldn't understand why she wouldn't tell him. She told him everything, why not this? He laid down on the bed and fell asleep.
A short time later he heard the unmistakable voice of Amy. She sounded angry. He looked at the clock, he couldn't believe it was already 2:00, but it wasn't. It was only 11:15. He got up from his bed and went to the door but Amy had beat him to the door.
"Amy I thought you weren't going to be here until 2:00." He said to her but she wasn't in the mood for talking she just kissed Sheldon with everything in her might. He responded immediately and kissed her back with just as much passion. She tried to move them to the bed but Sheldon resisted. "Amy as much as I enjoy this greeting, you need to explain to me why you are here so much earlier than you said." He was having a difficult time with Amy assaulting his neck.
"No talking." She said. She continued kissing his neck and finally got him to the bed. He couldn't resist any longer no matter how much he tried. He just went with it. She would explain later he assumed.
She grabbed at his shirts and pulled them off. He did the same with hers. Then he remembered something. "Amy wait, Penny and Leonard are right outside in the living room." He said.
"I sent them to Penny's apartment. I told them we needed to talk." She continued kissing him. "Now stop talking." She commanded.
This time he listened. He just kissed her and when she took her bra off, he began an assault on her breasts. She unbuttoned his pants and released his growing erection. She took him in her hands and began pumping. He grabbed her by the hips and then pulled down her skirt and panties in one pull. He rolled them over to be on top but she stopped him.
"What?" He asked.
"I want to try something." She said and she rolled him back over so he was on his back. She wanted to be on top. She lowered herself onto him and began to move. It didn't take long for them both to find their release. Amy collapsed next to him and put her arms around him.
"Wow." She said.
"Yeah, wow." He agreed. He was beginning to admit that he really did enjoy sex with Amy. After their first time he made a comment about waiting until her next birthday but that was just the endorphins from the pleasure he felt. He waited all of a week until he decided he wanted to do it again. It was Christmas Eve. She asked if that was his Christmas gift to her and while he thought that it would have been a wonderful gift again he had actually bought her something. Sex had become a regular thing with them and when she went away on her conference he missed her and it. Then to find out she stayed away for extra days when he was sick it hurt. She had more than made up for that when she got back. That was when he remembered why she was supposed to be late. She was at her mother's for lunch. But it was way too early for lunch to be over.
"Not that I am complaining. You can greet me like that any day of the week. But what is wrong? Why are you back so soon?"
"My mother." Amy answered.
"You are going to have to elaborate." He said to her.
"She told me I had to break up with you." Amy answered.
"She did what?" Sheldon asked.
Okay yeah I am sorry I left it on such a note but this will only be a few chapters. The next will be why Amy was so eager to have a quickie with Sheldon and then yes the whose pregnancy test is it will occur I promise.
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