Authors Note: I WAS working on an update to In One Dimension (which I'm almost finished with btw :D) but then I breaked to watch 'Where's Perry Part 2" and this idea came to me…

PAID INTERN! GO CARL! WOOT! :D (It's just a title of course...)

*This is for comedic effect and nothing more, simply a set up for the last line. Was it worth it?

"Finish them! Finish them!" Evil Carl commanded.

Perry jumped in front of him, his paw extended towards the evil intern.

"I will have that paw print!" Carl chased after the mammal.

Perry chattered and dodged two kicks, one aimed at his face and one at his temple.

"Those digits are mine!"

The agent climbed the rocks with the red headed boy hot on his trail.

"You're running out of room Agent P!"

Perry continued climbing; he had to lead Carl to that 'X'.

"Now" Carl glared at him once they were finally at the top "Let's get this over with." The intern pulled open his shirt to reveal a computer screen like device hanging by a chain around his neck that read 'AWAITING PAW PRINT'. A picture of a four fingered paw print decorated the blue screen.

"Awaiting Paw Print." A female computerized voice came out of it.

Perry grabbed hold of the rock with his tail and the intern began pulling his arm. "Prehensile tail won't save you now!"

"He's coming into range!" Doofenshmirtz worked to aim the inator.

"Pull Agent P! Pull!" Monogram rooted for him, sporting his orange leotard. He punched a robot coming up on his left.

Carl looked down and saw what they were trying to do, he backed up "Oops." He said innocently.

"He backed out of range!" Doof stated the obvious.

"All is lost!" Monogram shouted.

Perry chattered and pointed to Carl.

"He wants me to take the shot!" Doofenshmirtz called down to the major

"What's the point?" Monogram cried "He's out of range!"

"I'm gonna take it."

"Game over man!"

Doofenshmirtz fired and the green beam shot out. The platypus got ready to put the picture frame of his owners that would reflect the shot into Carl but the intern had a trick up his sleeve. Just as the shot was seconds away, the boy pushed himself forward. It looked like the beam was going to hit him without the pictures frame's help; but as the title says, he was out of range.

Carl smirked and pulled back, pulling Agent P into range. Perry's eyes widened dramatically and the green ray of light hit him square in the chest, blasting him off the rock. You all know a reverse switch right? Well if you're hit with a good beam and you're already good then it can backfire, thus turning you bad.

"Agent P!" The major shouted.

"Well." Doofenshmirtz sounded unimpressed "We're screwed."

XD Had to be done!