It's flat! It's funny! It's digital! It's the 20 Ways to Annoy Zelda Characters! Ganandorf took over this section a and made every story serious, but now something humorous has come to save the day! First up for a good laugh…Link!

20 Ways to Annoy Legend of Zelda Characters

Chapter 1: Link

1. Melt the Master Sword and Mirror Shield. Blame the Happy Mask Salesman for it.

2. Break (in anyway possible) the Biggeron Sword and the Hyrulian Shield after melting the Master Sword. Blame the Happy Mask Salesman again.

3. Rig his fishing rod so it always goes for the bushes.

4. Invite Ezlo back into the human world. Turn him back into a hat and put it on Link's head.

5. Turn Zelda into stone.

6. Steal his wallet and empty it of all rupees. Put in bugs and hand it back to him.

7. Call Link "Fairy Boy" every time you meet him.

8. Hypnotize Epona so every time Link gets on her, she bucks him off.

9. Tamper with the Fierce Deity Mask so when Link puts it on he becomes an ugly pig.

10. Call Zelda over the phone and disguise your voice as Link's. Tell her she's an ugly pig and watch as Zelda beats up Link.

11. Take a picture of him kissing Zelda. Put it up on the Internet.

12. If he tries to kill you, say that you have a million enraged Cuccos behind you and can unleash them at will.

13. If he doesn't believe, unleash them. If he does, unleash them.

14. Switch his red potion with Nasty Soup.

15.Make a hole in his boat.

16. Tell him that Ganondorf has returned and has set up his evil fortress somewhere. When he asks where, say, "I forgot. Come back tomorrow."

17. If he comes back the next day and asks you where Ganondorf is, lead him to the dreaded LoZ Fan's Cabin.

18. Steal Navi and put it up on sale on the Internet.

19. Put to fire his Wooden Shield.

20. Rig his bombs so they explode in one second.

Link's Reaction:

"Who in the world who even think about doing these things? I, the Hero of Time and Winds, is greatly respected across Hyrule!" Link said, looking over the list again. Unfortunately, he only minimized it and left the room for sword practice.

A chill wind entered the room. Ganondorf materialized in front of the computer. Restoring the list back up on the screen, he smiled. "Oh, this is gold, pure gold," he said, smiling manically.

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Many people only saw a green blur. The green blur went all the way from Hyrule castle to Ordona Village. Locking himself in his room, Link gasped for breath.

Ever since he opened the accursed list, life was just as bad as hell for him. First his found metal pools where his Master Sword should have been. Then people kept on calling him fairy boy, even though he didn't have a fairy. Zelda then started to beat him up for no apparent reason, and since it was against the law to hurt the princess, he couldn't defend himself. Shortly after that, Cuccos pecked him to death.

Going to drink some good red potion, he stopped in his tracks when he saw what was in his bottle.

Nasty Soup.

Well, there you go! 20 ways to annoy the Hero of Time/Winds! Next one is Zelda!