Hello! reader welcome to my what if the world.
The key word is 'what if me and my friend we're reanimated in the DxD world or universe' call it as you wish, this is the start and well it starts off with some backstory so stay here and read it all pls and remember.
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"normal talking"
"SHOUTING"
(THOUGHT'S)
[Sacred Gear talking to wielder]
(Sacred Gear talking out loud)
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This is a story of a boy how will one day become the king of pirate's and find the ONE PIECE
NO NO NO NO WRONG STORY. OK NOW THE REAL STORY
It was a normal day for Chris and Paul well normal in a way Chris sleeping in class and Paul passes with no problems AT FUCKING ALL
They meet up after class on the school break I think that's what it's called they had a test that day
"So Chris how well did you do on your test?" said Paul jokingly knowing the answer Chris was going to give him
Chris stared at Paul with a dead look on his face "aaaa so that good huh?" he laughed "fuck you Paul" Paul to that laughed even more out loud this time
Then Chris at the very end of his eye got a familiar face he hadn't seen in a long time and just seeing it was enough for Chris to remember his old days at High School that face made him furious they didn't have a nice backstory back he remembered the name of that person well the last name at least
"Holy Shit my (n-word... XD) PAUL IS THAT LINAS?"
"Yeah it is it been so long" Paul remembered as well that name that CURSED NAME LINAS (pls don't go say hi) Chris begged, little did they know why he was there
"Hey linaaaaaaaaa" Paul said as Chris is beginning to curse at linas "(GOD FUCKING DAMMIT) was that your best shouting? bitch pls, listen here" Chris said to Paul sure that he could scream louder "HEY FUCK FACE LINAAAAAA" yeah he curses a lot
That was the second biggest mistake he ever made the first one is coming soon after that Linas turned around seeing them he ran to them with God like speed it like it's 'out of this world ~T_T~' if you can see where this is going right?.
Whatever back to the story Linas pulled a knife out of nowhere slitting Chris's throat blood pure out like a river but nobody in the school saw them why it's like there invisible Chris remembered that Paul is still up shit this hurts)
Paul made the worse mistake wene talking to killers "Why-why are you doing this?!"Linas stopped moving "why-why-ahaha-why AHAHAHAHAHAHAH I THINK YOU KNOW THE ANSWER TO THAT QUESTION PAUL" Paul stopped to think why Linas didn't give him time tho he stabbed paul what 20 like his fucking aaaa that girl from school days Sekai (if you know the anime tell me if you want to kill me because I reminded you of the ending say it as well)
(Is-is this really how it will end dying by my worst enemy...NO I WON'T LET THIS END LIKE THIS) with the last of his strength, Chris picked up his phone that he had in his pocket and called 991 (if am going to die you'll go to jail motherfucker) but Linas didn't let that shit happen "Now now Chris let the phone down we don't want me to go to jail now do we" Chris became furious even with at slit open throat he won't let Linas leave "BAST-" Linas stabbed Chris non stop to let the phone or just die already "SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP JUST DIE ALREDY!" Chris stopped moving because of the pain (n-no I won't let you leave bastard even if I die ill stop you, this was my fault if I had ended you in high school this didn't have to end like this I won't LET YOU GO OFF KILLING MORE PEOPLE) and with that Chris with his final breath called the police and alerted them they were on their way coming to arrest Linas "WHAT DID YOU DO!" Linas turned to look at Christ was too late Chris died from blood loss and Paul died the same way too they lived together and died together in the same truly friends to the END
[Boy wake up one of you at least WAKE-UP!]
What happened where am I?
[Finaly you one of you woke up]
"W-what are you weres your body? your only darkness this cant be WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU"
[Am clad you asked am the dark power one of you will get since you woke up first you chose]
"What do you mean?"
[Since your new let me two died by that freak of nature you call Linas do you recall?]
"Killed by Linas? AH yeah i do that bastard LINAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!"
ok ok, chillax your ok now your safe name is really complex for a human so you can call me THE LORD OF DARKNESS HAHAHAHA]
(Not this shit with the too complex or long for humans) "ohhhhhh edgy I like that"
[ty ty ty you're too kind. Let me explain now because you managed to call the cops with pure willpower "God" decided to grand your biggest wish]
"you don't mean"
[yeah you and your friend will be reborn to the world of high school dxd now we need to give you a power so one of you will be having my powers and one the other will have my brother sword of the dark lord]
suddenly a something was cut then a sword came out[yo, so dark who am I getting?]
[I don't know bro he chose' you know what ill tell you a secret the one how chose's me will have nightmares live his life in fear of me getting control over his body and more]
(so you're telling me that one is like hell for stronger power and the other one is like do I do)
Chris looked at Paul making up his head "ill take the dark lord"
[are you sure you did here what I do to my users]
"yeah, I did I chose you because of the two of us only I can take you and it won't be easy to win me LORD OF SHIT!"
[AHAHAHAHAHa YOU HAVE BALLS ILL TELL YOU THAT KID.Well,Bro it seems that you'll take little Paul ther]
[Yeah ok see ya bra]
[STOP FUCKING SAYING BRA it's NOT COOL]
[So kiddo now that alone will tell you something, if you can keep your sanity for a week then you have my full respect, you will go through the seven sins of judgment]
Chris woke up in a park and Paul was knocked out "Now now let's get down to work PAUL!" Chris got a BIG ASS SMILE LIKE A HE WAS ABOUT TO RAPE SOMEONE YEAH THAT LOOK
"Now now this(*smach) is for the time you stepped on my foot you broke my nail and this (*smach) is for the time you took my money I couldn't by shit that day because of you AND THIS (*SMACHHHH¡!¡)IS FOR THE TIME WENE WHERE KIDS ABOUT 6 YEARS OLD YOU TOOK SOMETHING REALLY IMPORTANT TO ME MY-MY-MY-MY BANANA YOU I hare but let's save them for later"
(Yo dark lord what do I do now?)
(Am I doing it right,the sacred gears speak don't they? if dark lord)
(hel-)
[Look kid,let me clear something up ok, look not that I have something with you but its a waste of air to talk to a low life such as your self in other words, until you survive the 7 days of nightmares I won't speak to you unless I want to]
(Ok first:rude)
(second:fuck you but ok)
[Whatever kiddo]
"FUCK YOU LORD OF SHIT!"
Chris didn't notice that he was screaming out loud and that Paul had woken up
"aaaaa Chris... the fuck are you talking to"
"Your mom bitch BOOM"
"That's uncalled for fatass"
"BOI!.Dont make me roast your ass"
"Before your weak ass roast,one question k?"
"Ok"
"WERE IN HELL ARE WE?"
"The lord of shit said were in high school dxd world now take that as you want"
[Fuck you as well]
"Ok now what?"
"What do you mean what?"
"DO KNOW WHAT KIND OF SHIT WERE IN?.IF WE ARE ON THE DXD UNIVERSE THAT MEANS WERE ON JAPAN WE DONT SPEAK FUCKING JAPANESE"
"Don't worry the demons have a language translation"
"Oh yeah your right Chris were good we just need to find Rias and all will be alright (*smach) ARE YOU STUPID WHAT IF WE DONT BECOME DEMONS DICK HEAD"
"We will chill don't be fucking Vegeta CHILL YOUR SHIT"
"Oh am sorry it all weird since I was REBORN INTO A FUCKING ANIME WORLD AND DONT KNOW IF AM JUST A HUMAN OR HAVE A FUCKING GEAR OR SOME POWER"
"Ok first:stop screaming"
"Second:you have a gear but you'll find it by yourself"
"Now Paul let's start we need to find the school"
"OK so to where now?"
"Anywhere is better than just staying here"
"So do we split up"
"Have you seen horror movies wanna die? remember we have Gears you never know wene a fallen angel come's out and bend's us over"
"Ok IT WILL BE SUPER EAZY TRUST ME WELL FIND IT IN NO TI-"
after 3 hours of good walking,they gave up "well find it in no time huh Paul?" Chris said "F-fuck you Chris-kun"
"KUN,KUN,KUN,DID YOU JUST SAY FUCKING KUN.Wait let me look up what kun means on my SAMSUNG GALAXY 5,ok now..."
"Aaaaaaa Chris are k man what happened"
"Masaka"
"Stop with the anime shit man"
"My-my-my phone has no single I can't do shit"
"Ok now let's get back to looking for our school"
"Were all dead we have no reason to live why don't we just kill urself's"
"(*smach) did I slap some sense into you fatass come on we may just have a haram like issei"
"dude i don't care about harems that much"
"Dam I only brought up the harem idea just cause you liked them so much"
"Dude first: I liked them don't want to be in one. second:don't you fucking lie to me I know you since we were 4 years old and I think you want that harem"
"N-NAN-"
"Shhhhhhhhh, let's get back to work Paul"
As our heroes walked and walked and walked they finally got to the school "FUCKING FINALLY WE FOUND IT FINALLY AHAHAHA AM CRYING IN JOY" Paul caught up with Chris and found the school "Chris is this?" Chris nodded "THANK YOU LORD JESUS CHRIST AND EVERY THINK LORD AND EVERY SINGLE DEMON" suddenly Chris had a flash "Dude I just thought of something"
"Yeah?"
"What about Issei?"
"What do you mean?"
"If we're in this world then he should be with Rayner now, right?
"Yeah what about it?"
"Jesus get with the plot shouldn't we help Issei not date her or at least help him?"
"No dude we cant change the plot"
"Ok ok Chill your shit its not like I want to chan-"
A scream stopped them Chris ran to the park almost 100% sure it was issei getting fuked he watched dxd so fucking much that he knows issei's screams "Chris don't help him you dumbfuck" Chris didn't give a fuck or didn't hear him he still went he was hiding in some bushes waiting to see what happens as expected issei was getting bend over by Rayner "DAMMMMMMMMMM he's getting fucked huh?" Chris didn't say anything we was just sitting there watching his 2 favorite characters in all anime getting fucked "Paul we need to help him"
"You crazy?"
"I cant just watch issei getting killed it was sad in the anime and even sadder here"
"Then don't watch"
"I can't stay here knowing the character that invited me to anime dying in real sorry Paul am going in"
"Wait my god you're so dumb"
"Hey you fallen bitch come get me" Chris said distracting Rayner so Paul can save Isseik, but Paul didn't help Chris was about to go and kill him but he saw a red circle forming behind Issei "Hey fallen bitch how about we play a game how many shots can you throw until you hit me " Rayner took an exception to that and started throwing a lot of them I mean a fucking lot one hit him in the foot "fuck an arrow in the knee :))))" Rayner started charging a huge as ligth spear Paul rushed to help Chris but Rias crabed him to save him from the attack but Raynare wasnt aming for Chris she tunred around and fired it to Rias "NOOOOOOOOO" Chris screamed as a dark smoke got out from Chris's body and went to them it formed a dark circle protecting them after seeing this Rayner disappered and Chris lost contiousness because he used much of his life form you learn later
Chris woke up on a full white bed (This is too good to be true that next, a girl is going to be beside me on the bed?) little did he knew he is in the dxd world the perv things always happen. So like a fairy tale a girl was beside him she had hard hair and a surprisingly very very soft body and two other things if you know what I mean I think you already know who she is "No fucking shit no way such a soft body only one person has that in this anime" yup it was akeno (now every person would go back to sleep but ill wait until she wakes up) after 1 hour past akeno was still sleeping holding harder on my arm then Chris heared a voice like a laugther "kukuku" (hold your fucking phone shes awake let me see) Chris got closer to almost kissing her then he backed away because it was acuard and youll find out leter why after 10 min "My my Chris-kun you can wait along time huh?" Chris wasn't expecting it he fell from the bed and was holding his head from the pain and looking up at the naked akeno now he had to hold his nose because of the bleeding "Jesus, first I fight that fallen angel now I hit my head" akeno was looking at him with confusion "So you know that she's a fallen angel"
"Well yeah I was calling her fallen angel bitch after all didn't you get that memo"
"And how can a 14-year-old boy like you know about those words?"
"hey am not 14 am 18 I just have some high issues"
"I see so it isn't legal too..."
"Am sorry what?"
"Nothing sorry let's get back to your friend"
"Oh yeah, i forgot Paul shit."
"But first"
"What?"
"Pls put some clothes on"
"But telling from where you were looking and that nose is bleeding I think you like it"
"Hey a am just a man, I can't help it their huge"
"I can say the same for you"
"huh, what do you mean?"
Chris looked down seeing that he's naked too"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA" He was so red like a tomato and covered up his 'man parts' if you know what I , the put some closes on and went to the meeting room there was Paul and Rias sitting about the power that Chris used to protect them " Hey, Paul Lady Rias" Chris said while walking in the room " My man hard the new's " Chris punched Paul "What do you mean" Paul looked at Rias and said "my Lady you tell him"
"You Chris Sakakibara and Paul Kenichi are now part of my team Chris is the new rook and Paul the new knight"
"Its an honor my lady in return let me tell you what our gears are"
"am full ears"
"Great, first in Pauls its called the [The all slashing sword] and mine he gave himself a name [THE LORD OF DARKNESS]"
"Well I see now I have hared the first one but your's Chris I have never hared it"
"Yeah well it said his users never survived 7 days or more so yeah"
"And you?"
"Me I don't know but there's one thing I do know I will make it past 7 days even if I have to kill brake myself"
"Great now akeno will you bring the other members in pls"
"Of course my lady"
"ama go make some tea be right back"
"Ok well just sit here"
"So dude how was akeno?"
"What did you do?"
"Well Rias was about to sleep with you too heal you but I stopped her and send akeno to sleep with you because if I remember akeno is your favorite character am I wrong?"
"(*smach) you dick she saw my donger ;("
"Oh shit am sorry"
"Whatever wanna play some UNO?"
"OH SO YOU WANT TO CONTINUE OUR LITTLE MATCHES AGAINST ME DIO"
First: your not dio second: yes"
"THEN WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR COME AT ME JONATHAN JOESTAR"
"Ok stop that"
"MUDA MUDA MUDA MU-"
-after 10 min they played 19 games-
(Well fuck me I have 10 cards and he has 2 but my cards have 9 skip cards [let me explain if this card is played the next player skips his turn it means it doesn't play his turn but if there are only 2 players it skips the enemy's turn making you play again])
(Am sorry Chris this is the end I have two cards but you have 10 mhamhahmahmahmhmawmham)
"Well well, you seem to think you can win huh?"
"Well yeah you have 10 I have 2"
"How foolish never underestimate your opponent"
"AAAAA Chris-kun what are you guys doing" Chris didn't notice akeno,Rias,Koneko,Kida,Issie waiting for them to end
"this is the end Paul am sorry take THIS!"
NANI"
"NOW TAKE MY 9 SKIP CARDS"
"NO STOP YAMERO!"
"MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA!"
No am done for he won"
"done. the score is 19v19 its a draw you lucky bastard"
"Ahem"
"A shit Rias,akeno how long have we been playing?"
"Aaaaa about 10 min"
"Well it was a good game tho"
"oh and how is it played" akeno said while pressing her boobs against Chris "ill explain later"
"akeno come out with me for a bit I need to tell you something"
"Of course my lady"
"Were dead Paul"
"Yup"
"Don't worry Rias is really good even more to the new people of our club" said Kida to make them fill better
"Yeah what-"
[Arent you going to introduce me to your new friend's kiddo]
"Oh yeah, you're here wait where were you?"
[i was sleeping]
"Whatever what do you whant"
[To let everyone know they should be keeping an eye on you because we don't whant you to go insane]
As the DARK LORD was talking Akeno walked into the room and Rias followed
[Oh and be very careful not to wake him up at night bec-]
"Hey guys what is that voice" akeno said
[JESUS FUCKING TITS WHY ARE THEY SO HUGE]
"Excuse me?"
"Akeno whats that voice screaming," Rias said as she walked
[JESUS THEY ARE EVEN BIGGER WHY ARE THEY SO FUCKING HUGE]
"LORD OF SHIR AM GOING TO KILL YOU"
"aaaaa Chris what's going on here?"
"That Rias is my sacred gear talking"
(fuck my life)
"Whatever Chris do you have any idea how you used that power to shield us??" Rias asked Chris but before he can reply the DARK LORD spoke for him
[No he doesn't because it was me he decided to use the gear so I help him and activated the ability for him but that ability is balance breaker lvl to pull of so I had to use some of his life forse]
"That thing"
"Well great we have 3 powerful sacred gear user's that don't know how to use them"
[Close enough Chris can learn really quick this gear basic power is the easiest to control out off all the gears but the hard stuff is wene he unlock's balance breaker]
"And what eexactly can he do"
[Well for starters he can cover his hand with dark power to punch almost as hard as that little girl destroy walls etc. second:he can throw a ball of energy that's covert by dark power. Now this is an attack that's for high lvl devils but he can unlock it he has potential he can create any animal part but one at a time they are hard as steal let's say for example he created a wing he can fly and have hard hitting ability that's all]
"We'll let's get real isse,Paul,Chris stand here and try to open your gears think of the spot in your body that's the hardest right now"
(Well I feel my Hart being the hardest part of my body) they focused Paul was the first one to make a long sword was in front of him I did it to but the only thing Chris had was a little dark circle down at his feet and up to he's knee's Issei couldn't do it
"aaaa I can't do it am sorry Rias am useless"
"Your not, your just a perv how about not looking at your bosse's pussy you focus on turning your gear on here this will help" Chris covered issei's face so he can't see perveted things, so issei pulled it off he opened the red dragon emperor
"You ther Koneko was it yeah am going to call you little sis from now on"
"Ok but how do you know my name"
"Shhhhh let's make a deal every time you see issei doing something pervi you hit him for every hit it's one chip,chocolate,sweet you name it I'll give it too you"
"SWEETTTTT"
"DAMM PAUL AREN'T YOU THE LUCKY ONE LOOK AT THAT SWORD IT BIG LIKE MY D"
"kukuku" akeno got closer to Chris almost too close "it sure is" akeno whispered (so you know that filling that something bad is going to happen and you have a shimmer down your spine that Chris has that every time akeno sayes something like that)
"Rias we're are we going to sleep"
"Good question" akeno jumped at the idea "How about they stay with me for a while" Chris turned red like the tomato he eat this morning "Are you sure you have enough room akeno?"
"Well one will have to sleep up stairs with me and someone down stairs" Chris turned even more red now like blood "Well boys?" Paul looked at Chris and holded the laughter "Am down"
"Well Chris?" akeno asked Chris looking at him with th face that says pls say yes "I don't know"
"Oh am I not good enough
(Fuck meeeeee)
"You know what fuck it yeah am down"
"Well ok it's all set you can go now if you please"
(Am not looking forward to this at all)
"Here we are my house"
Ther faces dropped as they saw the huge ass house that's . ... a hotel they got in and akeno was up wearing nothing well almost at least
"Now you choose how sleeps with me bye bye"
"Dude now?"
"What do you mean Chris you go get her tiger"
"Nonono you'll go up ther"
"Sacred gear PUSH"
What are y- wohhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!"
Chris smashed Akenos room door open as I said she was Wearing nothing well because if you really think about it SHES AKEN "Ok akeno one reques"
"What is it?"
"You wake me up every time ok?"
"Oh silly I will, now come here"
"Don't say it like that am sleeping in the bed next to you"
And like that Chris fall a sleep to fight the first sin
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