A/n: this is something a bit different from what I normally do, it is comedy. Enjoy and review pls!

Kitai was running through the woods. All he could thing of was "DENIED, SIT DOWN!" playing againa and again in his head. He vowed not to cry, for his father and for the sake of his survival. He would be as a strong man so he could finally become a ranger after all those years. There were big monkeyes chasing him and he was scared.

But then he got away ad was going to get the bacon. "Take a knee" said Cypher rage and jade did. But wen he looks down at the dirt, he sees the corner of a recungle sticking out of from the dirt. He picked it up and brushes dirt of of t.

"Dad?" kite said and looks scared because of what he saw on the case,

Cypher ridge sighs and said "I didn't think u would ever find out, my son" The dvd was french prince of bel air on vhs.

"Dad" Kitai said with tear in hie yes "Why didn't you tell me you were will smiff"

"II'm sorry son i had to save the earth from the ursula"

"Tell me everything"

"Kitai—"

"TELL ME!"

Will smith sigh. 'I am sorry kitai. I didn't want u to find out because i though it would hurt u."

"Why re you keeping secrets from me dad I love you"

"Because I cgave up that identity years ago when i learns how to go ghost"

Kitai shoved his cutlass into his asshole and vowed not to cry.

"I have something to tell u son"

"What"

"U r Jaden smif"

Jaden start to hyperventalit. all the trees around him begin to turned blue. He felt his eyes, they were gone. they were not real. jade sniff realize he is forever a meme.