"Where's my fucking socks?" shouted Shadow, angrily putting his fist through a door.
"Whoa man, calm down! There's no need to take that attitude, dude. Just chill out," said Sonic, smiling calmly in an effort to kill the tension.
"Shut the fuck up and give me my socks, you twat!" Yelled Shadow, angrily putting his fist into Sonic's face.
"Ow! Hey, that's my eye, man! There's no need for that. I don't know where your socks are, dude!" Sonic replied, holding his hand over his swollen eye.
"You've hidden my fucking socks!" Accused Shadow, gripping Sonic around his neck and pushing him against the wall. "Give me back my socks or I'll kill you in the fucking face."
"Dude, I haven't---" Sonic began, but couldn't finish because Shadow was punching him in the face. Sonic fell to the floor and Shadow proceeded to kick him in the head and chest areas until he stopped moving, aside from a few unconscious groans.
"Fuck off," Shadow spat out, speeding off around the house. "Oh you bastard!" He exclaimed, returning to the room with his own pair of shoes in his hand. In his other hand was a pair of socks. "You hid my fucking socks in my fucking shoes you fucking twat."
"Uuuuunnnngh" Sonic replied, slowly regaining consciousness and realising he was paralysed from the neck down.
"I'm really fucking angry now!" Shadow yelled, burying his foot into Sonic's face until the spiky blue hedgehog stopped twitching.
Leaving Sonic's bloodied corpse in the main room, Shadow stepped out into the kitchen to put his socks on, but soon returned, angrier than before.
"You fucking prick! These are YOUR socks! You're a fucking sock sniffer, you fucking homo!" He yelled at the lifeless hero of Mobius, before urinating on him.
Cream saw the whole thing and died somehow.
Shadow got a new pair of socks out of the drawer and went out to buy some bleach, and other cleaning products.
Amy died somehow too.
The End.