Based on a conversation I had with my awesome pal, the user SpicyTomato.
Warning for
-Extreme Crack
-Mentions of incest (Duhh! lmao)
-Terrible Puns
-Majorly OOC
-Character death (?)
Not for those who get offended easily !
Nevertheless, ENJOY! 3
CanadianCutie Added Im_the_hero69 To Chatroom
Im_the_hero69: Yo man, whats up?
CanadianCutie:DO ME !
Im_the_hero69: DUDE WHAT
Im_the_hero69: WE'RE LIKE RELATED
CanadianCutie: I DON'T CARE.
CanadianCutie: DOOOO MEEEEEEE !
Im_the_hero69: CALM THE FUCK DOWN
CanadianCutie: HAIRDO
CanadianCutie: ME.
Im_the_hero69: oh
Im_the_hero69: OHHH
Im_the_hero69: I THOUGHT U MEANT
CanadianCutie: What ?
Im_the_hero69: jfc
Im_the_hero69: NOTHING
CanadianCutie: OH.
CanadianCutie: YOU.
CanadianCutie: DIRTY.
CanadianCutie: BITCH.
Im_the_hero69: NOOOOOOOOOOOO
CanadianCutie: I AM DISAPPOINTED IN YOU.
Im_the_hero69: IM SORRY, BLAME ARTHUR AND FRANCIS
CanadianCutie: AND TO THINK I WAS GOING TO INVITE YOU TO A GANGBANG
Im_the_hero69: wait what
Im_the_hero69: AND IM THE DIRTY ONE?
CanadianCutie: Yes
Im_the_hero69: u need help bro
CanadianCutie: No.
CanadianCutie: You need help.
CanadianCutie: You need, DICK
Im_the_hero69: oh i got that
CanadianCutie: Oh really?
Im_the_hero: trust me ;)
CanadianCutie: Where can I get some ?
Im_the_hero69: ur the one going to gang bangs
Im_the_hero69: u horny fuck
CanadianCutie: Shh
CanadianCutie: I'm pretending to be innocent
Im_the_hero69: just remember, u cant go wrong if you shield your dong XD
CanadianCutie: Thanks.
CanadianCutie: I always forget.
Im_the_hero69: Cover your stump before you hump XD
CanadianCutie: ALFRED WTF
CanadianCutie: DID YOU COME UP WITH THESE?
Im_the_hero69: Sex is cleaner with a packaged wiener
CanadianCutie: ALFREDDDDDDDDD!
Im_the_hero69: I HAVE MORE MOFO
CanadianCutie: OMFG
Im_the_hero69: IF YOU CANT SHIELD YOUR ROCKET, LEAVE IT IN YOUR POCKET XXXXXD
CanadianCutie: AGHHHHHHHHHHHH
Im_the_hero69: COVER YOUR PIPE YOU ASSWIPE
CanadianCutie: ALFRED PLS
CanadianCutie: i bet you never wear a condom omg u dirty fuck
Im_the_hero69: DONT BE A FOOL, WRAP YOUR TOOL
Im_the_hero69: of course i do
Im_the_hero69: how dare you
CanadianCutie: AL FUCKIN FRED
Im_the_hero69: alright alright ill stop JFC
CanadianCutie: GOOD!
CanadianCutie: Seriously though.
Im_the_hero69: WAIT WAIT
Im_the_hero69: I GOT ONE MORE
CanadianCutie: NO!
CanadianCutie: DONT YOU
CanadianCutie: FUCKIN
CanadianCutie: DARE
Im_the_hero69: AWW COME ON
CanadianCutie: NO
Im_the_hero69: HE WONT GET SICK IF YOU WRAP UR DICK
Im_the_hero69: AHAHAH
CanadianCutie: AGHHHHHHHHHHHHJDKSDNHKJNANKAJDNIA
Im_the_hero69: u love it really
CanadianCutie: ABOOT FUKIN SHTITT
Im_the_hero69: 3
CanadianCutie: Fuck you.
CanadianCutie: I HAVE NO BROTHER !
Im_the_hero69: DUDE
Im_the_hero69: IM HURT
Im_the_hero69: :(
CanadianCutie: GOOD
CanadianCutie: GO PUT UR DICK IN SOME BRITISH ASS
Im_the_hero69: MAYBE I WILL ;)))))
CanadianCutie: Wait wait,
CanadianCutie: What if I wan't British ass?
Im_the_hero69: THE FUCK U SAY
CanadianCutie: WHAT
CanadianCutie: IF I WANT
CanadianCutie: BRITISH
CanadianCutie: ASS
Im_the_hero69: GUESS I GOTTA USE MORE MUTHAFUCKIN PUNS
CanadianCutie: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOoo
Im_the_hero69: IF YOU GO INTO HEAT, PACKAGE UR MEAT
CanadianCutie: ALFRED I S2G
Im_the_hero69: U ASKED FOR IT
CanadianCutie: HOW?
Im_the_hero69: STAY AWAY FROM ARTIE, THAT HO MINE
CanadianCutie: I ASKED FOR BRITISH ASS
Im_the_hero69: NEVERRRRRRRR
Im_the_hero69: Go blow Francis or someone
CanadianCutie: ok
CanadianCutie: I MEAN..
Im_the_hero69: uh
CanadianCutie: If he's available
CanadianCutie: Sure why not.
Im_the_hero69: …..
CanadianCutie: Yeah
CanadianCutie: I think hes got a bigger dick than you
Im_the_hero69: EXCUSE ME
Im_the_hero69: HOW DARE YOU
CanadianCutie: To be honest, everyone does.
CanadianCutie:Your dick is tiny.
Im_the_hero69: IM 27 INCHES
CanadianCutie: WTF
CanadianCutie: NO YOU'RE NOT
Im_the_hero69: THATS RIGHT BITCH I AM
Im_the_hero69: WANNA SEE?
CanadianCutie: NO!
CanadianCutie: Ok.
Im_the_hero69: WHAT
CanadianCutie: I MEAN
CanadianCutie: EW NO
Im_the_hero69: Sending me mixed signals here
Im_the_hero69: u wanna see or nah
CanadianCutie: Sure
CanadianCutie: Go for it
Im_the_hero69: *Takes pants off*
Im_the_hero69: SHARING MY GLORIOUS DICK WITH THE WORLD
CanadianCutie: MY EYESSSSSSSSS
CanadianCutie: IT BURNSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
Im_the_hero69: UR JUST JEALOUS
CanadianCutie: UH NO
CanadianCutie: MY DICK IS FINE THANK YOU VERY MUCH.
Im_the_hero69: Sure, whatever ya say princess
CanadianCutie: Princess
CanadianCutie: MOTHER FUCKING
CanadianCutie: PRINCESS
CanadianCutie: ARE YOU KIDDING ME ?!
Im_the_hero69: WHAT
Im_the_hero69: U LOOK LIKE ONE
Im_the_hero69: HA
CanadianCutie: WOOOOOOOOOAH
CanadianCutie: DID YOU REALLY JUST GO THERE
Im_the_hero69: I JUST WENT THERE BYOTCH
CanadianCutie: YOU MOTHER FUCKER
CanadianCutie: *RIPS OFF SHIRT* LETS GO RIGHT NOW YOU SON OF A BITCH
Im_the_hero69: #UWANTAPIECEOFME
CanadianCutie: Ew, no thanx.
Im_the_hero69: not in that way
CanadianCutie: oh
CanadianCutie: THEN YEAH
CanadianCutie: GIMME THE MEAT
CanadianCutie: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Im_the_hero69: First, put your shirt back on plz, I think I just got eye cancer
CanadianCutie: WOOOOOOOW
Im_the_hero69: WAIT WTF
Im_the_hero69: WHAT MEAT
Im_the_hero69: WHAT DID U MEAN ?!
CanadianCutie: I don't know what you're talking about.
Im_the_hero69: DONT PLAY DUMB MOTHERFUCKER
CanadianCutie: YOU'RE THE DUMB ONE
CanadianCutie:AND FAT
Im_the_hero69: WOAH
Im_the_hero69: RUDE!
Im_the_hero69: I ain't fat! I go to the gym, workout and stuff
CanadianCutie: HAHAHA SURE THING
Im_the_hero69: -_-
CanadianCutie: ily
Im_the_hero69: DONT BE SILLY, PROTECT YOUR WILLY
CanadianCutie: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOo
Im_the_hero69: *wink wonk*
CanadianCutie: where did you find these
Im_the_hero69: THE SEX BIBLE OF MEN
CanadianCutie: OOOH
Im_the_hero69: ONLY FOR MEN
Im_the_hero69: YOU WOULDNT BE ABLE TO SEE IT
CanadianCutie: FUCK ME IN THE ASS
CanadianCutie: BECAUSE I LOVE JESUS
Im_the_hero69: what
Im_the_hero69: what kind of dumb fuckery was that
CanadianCutie: Jesus
CanadianCutie: Christ
CanadianCutie: Want's me to have an active sex life.
Im_the_hero69: We're related u ball sack
CanadianCutie: You and Jesus?
Im_the_hero69 ME AND U
Im_the_hero69: OMFG
CanadianCutie: No.
CanadianCutie: You're wrong.
CanadianCutie: I HAVE NO BROTHER
Im_the_hero69: :(
Im_the_hero69: AT LEAST I DONT HAVE HERPES
CanadianCutie: WOOOOAH
CanadianCutie: WHAT MAKES U THINK I HAVE HERPES?
Im_the_hero69: WHO KNOWS WHAT KINDA SHIT U GOT FROM FRANCIS
CanadianCutie: EWW
CanadianCutie: True
Im_the_hero69: THAT HO CRAWLING WITH STD'S
CanadianCutie: Yeah
CanadianCutie: He's such a slut
Im_the_hero69: *COUGH* SAYS YOU *COUGH*
CanadianCutie: WELLLLLLLLLLL
CanadianCutie: IM INNOCENT!
Im_the_hero69: riighhhhttttttttttttttttt
Im_the_hero69: and I'm jesus
CanadianCutie: you are?
Im_the_hero69: NO U DUMB FUCK
CanadianCutie: Wow! Uncalled for.
CanadianCutie: REPENT THY SINS
Im_the_hero69: Hey Matthew, I sincerely apologise for earlier, you're a very dear brother to me.
CanadianCutie: Oh, I appreciate that.
CanadianCutie: Thank you.
Im_the_hero69: PSYCHE! U BELIEVED THAT OMF
Im_the_hero69: AHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAAHAA
CanadianCutie: I FUCKIN HATE YOU
Im_the_hero69: loseerrrrrrrrrrr
CanadianCutie: I HAVE NO BROTHER YOU SON OF A BITCH
Im_the_hero69: COULDNT CARE LESS DUDE
CanadianCutie: GO FUCK URSELF
Im_the_hero69: alright
CanadianCutie: IM GONNA STEAL ARTHUR BTW
CanadianCutie: JUST SO U KNO
Im_the_hero69: WHAT
Im_the_hero69: DONT U DARE
CanadianCutie: YEPP
CanadianCutie: IM GONNA WINE HIM AND DINE HIM
CanadianCutie: AND BED HIM
CanadianCutie: JUST LIKE HE WANTS
Im_the_hero69: I WILL STICK CARROTS UP UR ASS
CanadianCutie: OMFG
Im_the_hero69: I hope someone kicks you in the dick
CanadianCutie: Thats mean.
CanadianCutie: I need to use it
CanadianCutie: On Arthur
CanadianCutie: Slap him across the face with it.
Im_the_hero69: I WILL EAT UR PANCAKES
CanadianCutie: Hey that's not cool
CanadianCutie: bro thats not even funny
CanadianCutie: I'd die.
Im_the_hero69: IM ALREADY HALFWAY THROUGH
CanadianCutie: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
CanadianCutie: OK THATS IT
CanadianCutie: IM GONNA MARRY ARTHUR
Im_the_hero69: PROMISE TO BACK OFF ARTHUR
Im_the_hero69: ONLY THEN WILL I STOP
Im_the_hero69: OTHERWISE, IM TAKING ALL THE MAPLE SYRUP TOO
CanadianCutie: *GASPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPS*
Im_the_hero69: As for the moose
CanadianCutie: YOU WOULD'NT DARE
CanadianCutie: NO
CanadianCutie: NONONO
Im_the_hero69: THE MOOSE ARE MINE
CanadianCutie: NOOOOOOOOOOO
CanadianCutie: ARTHUR IS MINE
Im_the_hero69: NO WAY
CanadianCutie: YES WAY
CanadianCutie: HE LIKES ME BETTER ANYWAY
Im_the_hero69: GIVE HIM BACK OR IM SELLING THAT FUCKIN BEAR U ALWAYS HAVE ON EBAY
CanadianCutie: That's ok.
Im_the_hero69: oh
CanadianCutie: He's kind of a dick.
Im_the_hero69: I'M STEALING ALL UR ICE HOCKEY STICKS
CanadianCutie: NO
CanadianCutie: I'M SO GONNA BANG ARTHUR
CanadianCutie: AND MAKE YOU WATCH
Im_the_hero69: :(
Im_the_hero69: but hes ma bae
CanadianCutie: He's your bae?
CanadianCutie: Woooooooooow
Im_the_hero69: Well more like my sex slave but same thing
CanadianCutie: WOOOOOOW
CanadianCutie:So you're keeping him against his will?
Im_the_hero69: HEY ITS CONSENSUAL
CanadianCutie: Psshh yeah sure
Im_the_hero69: NO, HE FUKIN LOVES ME
CanadianCutie: YEAH RIGHTT
CanadianCutie: PROVE IT
Im_the_hero69: We were gonna have babies and name them all Alfred Jr.
CanadianCutie: WHAT
Im_the_hero69: DIDNT HE TELL U
CanadianCutie: How are you supposed to have babies?
Im_the_hero69: uhh idk
Im_the_hero69: he's into some dark magic shit he'll figure it out
CanadianCutie: jfc
CanadianCutie: I better bang him b4 he gets preggarz
Im_the_hero69: I WILL CHANGE UR NATIONAL ANTHEM TO JUSTIN BIEBERS BABY
CanadianCutie: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
CanadianCutie: IF YOU DO THAT, IM GONNA MAKE IT A THREE-WAY
CanadianCutie: ME, FRANCIS AND ARTHUR
Im_the_hero69: NEVER
CanadianCutie: ARTHUR IS SANDWICHED IN THE MIDDLE
Im_the_hero69: U KEEP STD FACE AWAY FROM ARTHUR
Im_the_hero69: AT LEAST MY JOYSTICK IS CLEAN
CanadianCutie: What
Im_the_hero69: My dick, princess, I meant my dick
CanadianCutie: WHATTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTtt
CanadianCutie: THE FUCK
Im_the_hero69: *pOinTs GuN aT rAnDoM mApLe LeAf*
Im_the_hero69: say goodbye
CanadianCutie: nOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
CanadianCutie: I WILL SHOOT ARTHUR
Im_the_hero69: you'd do that ?
Im_the_hero69: WHAT KINDA SICK FUCK ARE YOU
CanadianCutie: Nah I wouldn't really i'm too sweet and perfect.
Im_the_hero69: GIVE ARTHUR BACK AND ONLY THEN WILL I PROMISE TO LEAVE CANADA ALONE
CanadianCutie: OK OK FINE
Im_the_hero69: GOOD
Im_the_hero69: SIGN THE CONTRACT SO I KNO U AINT LYIN
CanadianCutie: *SPANKS THE BRITISH ASS*
CanadianCutie: OH
CanadianCutie: OK
Im_the_hero69: WTF
CanadianCutie: SOZ I HAD TO
Im_the_hero69: HE WAS HERE ALL ALONG ?
CanadianCutie: YEAH
CanadianCutie: NO I MEAN
CanadianCutie: HE APPARATED FOR A SEC
CanadianCutie: SO I COULD SPANK HIM
CanadianCuties: NOW HE'S GONE.
Im_the_hero69: WTF
Im_the_hero69: WHERE'S THE LOGIC IN THAT?
Im_the_hero69: YA KNO WHAT I DONT CARE
Im_the_hero69: JUST SIGN THE THING
CanadianCutie: ok
CanadianCutie: *signs Fancis' name* OK DONE
Im_the_hero69: ...fancis...
CanadianCutie: Francis*
Im_the_hero69: ur dumb
Im_the_hero69: LOL
CanadianCutie: NO YOU'RE DUMB
Im_the_hero69: NUH-UH
CanadianCutie: YUH HUHHHHHh
Im_the_hero69: YE WELL
Im_the_hero69: MY DICKS BIGGER THAN URS
CanadianCutie: Thats a lie
CanadianCutie: I'm the twin with the bigger dick
CanadianCutie: Everyone knows that
Im_the_hero69: NO WAY
CanadianCutie: Uh yea
Im_the_hero69: If I had your dick i'd cry because I don't wanna be stuck with that thing
CanadianCutie: Yea it is a bit too big
CanadianCutie: Fair enough
Im_the_hero69: I guess you just appreciate the little things in life
Im_the_hero69: HAH
CanadianCutie: like your dick?
Im_the_hero69: NO
CanadianCutie: I should appreciate your dick more
Im_the_hero69: uh
Im_the_hero69: moving on...
Im_the_hero69: SIGN THE THING
CanadianCutie: I did.
Im_the_hero69: WITH UR NAME NOT A MISSPELLED VERSION OF FRANCEY PANTS' NAME
CanadianCutie: You can't lecture me about spelling Alfred F. Jones.
Im_the_hero69: Shut up
Im_the_hero69: Im disappointed in u
CanadianCutie: i'm disappointed in your dick.
Im_the_hero69: Thats not what Arthur said last night
Im_the_hero69: ;)
CanadianCutie: Ew
CanadianCutie: TMI
Im_the_hero69: Whatttt
CanadianCutie: And Arthur was with me last night
CanadianCutie: Get it right
Im_the_hero69: dude
Im_the_hero69: I told u
Im_the_hero69: hes my bae
CanadianCutie: It was a gang-bang
CanadianCutie: Arthur x everyone else.
Im_the_hero69: U KNO WHAT FINE
Im_the_hero69: im gonna leave and ship myself with Tony or someone
CanadianCutie: Ok
CanadianCutie: I don't want Arthur anymore
Im_the_hero69: wow
Im_the_hero69: r u fukin serious
Im_the_hero69: i h8 u
CanadianCutie: Ditto
Im_the_hero69: you know what
Im_the_hero69: I think its time for another condom joke
CanadianCutie: NOOOOOOOOOOOoo
Im_the_hero69: Do u swear to back off Arthur 4 all eternity
CanadianCutie: Yes
CanadianCutie: I swear.
Im_the_hero69: WHOOOOOOOOOOOO !
Im_the_hero69: OKAY, we good
Im_the_hero69: I'm returning ur pancakes
CanadianCutie: thank you
Im_the_hero69: 3
CanadianCutie: gay
Im_the_hero69: +ﾟ*。:ﾟ+凸(◕‿◕✿)+ﾟ*。:ﾟ+
CanadianCutie: SO GAYYY
CanadianCutie: but ka-ka-ka-kawaii
Im_the_hero69: Kiku taught you well
Im_the_hero69: but you know who else is kawaii?
Im_the_hero69: NOT YOU
CanadianCutie: :'(
CanadianCutie: That hurts
Im_the_hero69: Wanna hear this condom joke I know?
CanadianCutie: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOo
Im_the_hero69: Especially in December, wrap ur member
CanadianCutie: FUCK YOU
CanadianCutie: FUCK YOUUUUUU
CanadianCutie: U KNOW WHAT
CanadianCutie: I married Arthur last night
CanadianCutie: I didn't wanna tell you
CanadianCutie: IM MARRIED TO YOUR BAE
Im_the_hero69: CHOOSE THE RIGHT SELECTION TO PROTECT YOUR ERECTION
CanadianCutie: GO FUCK URSELF
Im_the_hero69: Its fine, I got married to Gilbert and Francis in a three-way polygamist relationship
CanadianCutie: oh shit
Im_the_hero69: WE WERE WASTED AF
Im_the_hero69: DONT JUDGE
CanadianCutie: They were my side hoes :'(
Im_the_hero69: YEA WELL U TOOK MY MAIN CHICK
Im_the_hero69: SO FUCK U
CanadianCutie: Okay...
CanadianCutie: You can.
CanadianCutie: If you want to
CanadianCutie: Incest is Wincest
Im_the_hero69: no.
Im_the_hero69: .no.
Im_the_hero69: thats so wrong
CanadianCutie: but oh so right
Im_the_hero69: Wincest 3 from supernatural
Im_the_hero69: Sorry, got into fanboy mode
CanadianCutie: WHATS WRONG WITH YOU
Im_the_hero69: *Changing back*
Im_the_hero69: OKAY IM BACK
Im_the_hero69: where was I ?
Im_the_hero69: OH YEA
Im_the_hero69: DONT BE IN SUCH A JIFFY, COVER YOUR STIFFY
CanadianCutie: ….
Im_the_hero69: ….
CanadianCutie: I can bang Arthur whenever I wan't.
Im_the_hero69: Rub it in why don't u D:
CanadianCutie: We should fuck each others mum's~
Im_the_hero69: WHAT. IS. WRONG. WITH. YOU. GET. HELP.
CanadianCutie: IT'S A SONG!
Im_the_hero69: right
Im_the_hero69:also, it's mom
CanadianCutie: MUM
Im_the_hero69: MOM
CanadianCutie: IM CANADIAN U SON OF A BITCH
Im_the_hero69: THEY SAY MOM….right?
CanadianCutie: WE SAY BOTH AHHH
CanadianCutie: ~Its gettin hot in here~
CanadianCutie: ~So take off all your clothes~
Im_the_hero69: Is that another one of your weird songs ?
Im_the_hero69: and no. plus my pants are already off and its getting cold
CanadianCutie: too late *becomes naked*
Im_the_hero69: uh
CanadianCutie: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Im_the_hero69: nah.
CanadianCutie: uh yah.
CanadianCutie: Poutine, eh?
Im_the_hero69: No. I want Macdonalds
CanadianCutie: Ew, Let's get pancakes instead.
Im_the_hero69: NO
Im_the_hero69: I WANT A BIG MAC AND A SODA
CanadianCutie: I want coffee with maple syrup in
Im_the_hero69: You do that, but first
Im_the_hero69: can I ask a question ?
Im_the_hero69: if you say no, ill beat u
CanadianCutie: Okay….
Im_the_hero69: in u and Arthurs relationship
Im_the_hero69: who's on top ?
CanadianCutie: THATS NONE OF UR BUSINESS
Im_the_hero69: I NEED TO KNO
Im_the_hero69: FOR
Im_the_hero69: STUFF
CanadianCutie: OK OK
CanadianCutie: FINE
CanadianCutie: IM A BOTTOM BITCH
Im_the_hero69: HAH I KNEW IT
CanadianCutie: STFU
Im_the_hero69: MAKE ME
CanadianCutie: *KICKS U*
Im_the_hero69: OhMyfUkInG gOd
Im_the_hero69: THAT HURT
CanadianCutie: *kisses u ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)*
Im_the_hero69: *THROWS MOUNT EVEREST AT U*
Im_the_hero69: (I know thats not possible, just go with it)
CanadianCutie: *dies*
Im_the_hero69: LOL
Im_the_hero69: WAIT ARE U REALLY DED
Im_the_hero69: MATTIE SAY SOMETHIN
Im_the_hero69: maaatttttttttttiiiieeeeeeeeeee
Im_the_hero69: *pokes you with a stick*
CanadianCutie: *is dead*
Im_the_hero69: oh well shit
Im_the_hero69: I GUESS I CAN HAVE ARTHUR NOW
Im_the_hero69: WHOOOP
CanadianCutie: R.I.P MATTHEW WILLIAMS
CanadianCutie: WAS LOVED BY MANY
CanadianCutie: BUT KNOWN BY FEW
Im_the_hero69: loved by many ?
Im_the_hero69: yah right
Im_the_hero69: no one ever remembered him
Im_the_hero69: well except for me, but like, I'm such a hero so its my duty
CanadianCutie: But that'd be harsh to put on his headstone.
CanadianCutie: We have to at least lie.
Im_the_hero69: Oh okay
Im_the_hero69: fair enough
Im_the_hero69: WHO THE FUCK IS U THO
CanadianCutie: I am Arthur.
CanadianCutie: u wot m8
Im_the_hero69: oh
Im_the_hero69: I kinda killed ur husband
Im_the_hero69: my bad
CanadianCutie: Eh
CanadianCutie: Fuck him.
Im_the_hero69: eh?
Im_the_hero69: MATTIE IS THAT YOU
Im_the_hero69: I THOUGHT U DIED
CanadianCutie: No you wanker. It wasn't like an 'EHHH'
CanadianCutie: It was,
CanadianCutie: 'eh'
CanadianCutie: Alright hold on.
CanadianCutie Added Arthur_Kirkland To Chatroom
CanadianCutie Has Left The Conversation
Arthur_Kirkland: There we go.
Im_the_hero69: Uhh
Im_the_hero69: whatever
Im_the_hero69: WANNA BANG?
Im_the_hero69: LETS MAKE SOME YAOI
Arthur_Kirkland: Goodness me,
Arthur_Kirkland: Okay.
Im_the_hero69: awesome dude
Arthur_Kirkland: There is a slight problem however.
Arthur_Kirkland: I don't have a condom.
Im_the_hero69: O_o
Arthur_Kirkland: Oh well, too late to worry about that.
Arthur_Kirkland: Have to do it raw.
Arthur_Kirkland: Now then,
Arthur_Kirkland: FACE DOWN ASS UP.
Im_the_hero69: WOAH
Im_the_hero69: FORWARD
Im_the_hero69: JFC
Arthur_Kirkland: But sweetie pie, you love it like that.
Im_the_hero69: u bottom 2night
Arthur_Kirkland: Why?!
Im_the_hero69: why not
Arthur_Kirkland: Because, maybe I want my dick in your arse.
Im_the_hero69: fiiiiiiiiiiiine
Arthur_Kirkland: Yesss
Im_the_hero69: Hang on iggy, i'm coming over
Im_the_hero69: ;)
Arthur_Kirkland: I'll be waiting.
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What the hell did I just do….I apologise to everyone, this is what happens when I have too much free time OTL. I realise that the 'usernames' are awful, but I couldn't think of anything better at the time :/ I may or may not write a bonus chapter or a sequel involving some USUK smexy times because I'm such a perv ;) but for now I'll leave it marked compete, and sorry for killing off (?) Matthew *begs for forgiveness*. Thanks for reading! (^_^)
P.S. All the puns that were used can be found through various parts of the internet. (Definitely not the sex bible of men, does that even exist? lol)