Pairing(s): Harry/Draco, Ron/Hermione, Neville/Luna
Rating: M for Mature because we all know how DRUNK TEXTING ends up
Genre: Comedy
Pre-Reader: None
Summary: Based off of a Tumblr conversation.. Cell phones do not exist in the wizarding world, nor do text messages. So when certain male Gryffindors are deep into the firewhiskey, a Patronus will have to do!
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