I sat at the computer, banging my head on the keys in frustration. This science project had to be the stupidest thing since Kevin Federline…I let my mind wonder, thinking about my fan fictions and my friends New Year's Eve party coming up. I suddenly new what would cheer me up. Typing a hilarious fan fiction. I thought of my ideas…maybe ALL my favorite book/TV show characters all at the same mansion; were they cause their own trouble and mischief …maybe even fall in love. I smiled. Perfect! I was already laughing. Well, enough with my boring drabbles of introduction. Let's just start the story…

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I sat on the couch watching TV, there was nothing good on MTV, or Stars, or Nickelodeon, or Disney channel, or…well, you get the point. That annoying commercial for that piece of shat called 'FLOAM' when the doorbell rang. I yawned and walked from the family room to the door.

"Hello?"

There were 3 kids standing there, a tall girl, a boy and a baby in his arms. I didn't get a good look at them, for they ran inside with out invitation and closed the door.

"Sorry," the boy apologized, "we had to get away from-" The older girl covered his mouth, "no one," she interrupted.

I stared at these strangers. The boy had brown hair that stuck out at odd angles and large glasses. The girl could only be his sister. She had brunette hair as well, and wore a totally AWESOME purple and black dress. The only one who was blonde was the baby, who bore unusually sharp teeth.

OH. MY. GOD.

I know these people. How could I not? My nickname was based off a name in a book series all about them. And of course I could recite the film-adaptation from beginning to end.

"you're the B-Ba-Baudelaires?!?"

Violet and Klaus looked at each other in disbelief. "How do you know us?" Violet asked. I wanted to faint. These were NOT REAL people - so how in the name of all cakesniffers are they in my house?

Before I could reply we heard another knock on the door.

"GET BACK!" Klaus said, "It's Count Olaf !"

"how can you tell?"

"How can you not tell? That tall shadow through the window…the raspy noise of breathing…that fowl smell…"

"Klaus," I said, "I don't smell anything…"

"Oh," Violet said, "then that must be Sunny."

Klaus' face turned red at that moment. "Oh….uh, sorry…that was uh…"

"KLAUS!" Violet shouted, forgetting all about keeping quiet "DID YOU EAT THOSE BEANS AGAIN?!?"

"Sh!" Sunny piped up, and we all looked towards the door again in horror. Count Olaf was pounding on the door now.

"RUUUUUN!!!!" I screamed, and we wasted now time in running up the stairs. We ran into my bedroom and shut the door. We all crouched in the corner like morons until we heard nothing but silence…then the sound of the front door creaking open. "Oh no," Violet said, "What do we do?"

"Follow me," I said as I pulled a hockey stick, baseball bat and plunger from my closet. I handed the bat to Klaus, the hockey stick to Violet and I held on to the last weapon - the toilet plunger. I opened the door and crept down the hall.

At the first glimpse of movement I pounced.

"AURGH!"

The following noise startled me the most. A strong sound like wind, the splashing of water and….a battle cry?

After a few moments the stranger's voices were clear.

"Katara, look out -"
"AANG!"
"Toph, do something!"

Once again… OH. MY. GOD.

The cast of Avatar is here too!?!?

"HOLY CRAP!!!" I shouted, jumping up from where I fell flat on the floor. "YOU GUYS ARE FROM THE SHOW AVATAR!!!"

Toph, Aang, Sokka, katara and the Baudelaires all stopped moving. It was silent once again, all the surprise building up in the room.

The silence was interrupted by another one of Klaus' farts.

"EW!" we all screamed in sheer terror, until Aang was able to Airbend the smell out.