Dislcaimer: (I'm a rebel! Stupid me... ) I don't own the Smashers, but I do own the flood!

Wet Season!

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The night was old as Young Link snuck into the kitchen; he snickered while putting in a mysterious black object that was slender and meowing and a cat.

The next day The Smashers were all up and having breakfast, Marth went over to the cookie jar to sneak them in for breakfast.

Opening the light blue jar, two evil scary green eyes stared back at him, "NUUUUUEEEEEZZZ!1!" he screamed, falling to the floor, the scrawny cat jumped out and landed on his stomach, it smelled his face, "RAPE! RAPE!" he screamed in horror.

Young Link burst out laughing, splattering himself all over the room, Dr. Mario sighed and fixed him up.

"Ha! I'm keeping him!" Marth said and picked him up, "He will be called Phlufferz!" Phlufferz stole Marth's nose and trotted off, holding it in his mouth.

"COBE BACK PHLUFFERZ!" Marth screamed and followed.

Silence.

"Rape? More like Crape!" Ness joked.

Nobody laughed.

Ness stared angrily, "At least one person thought it was funny!"

"Your welcome." Nobody replied.

"Hey, doesn't that mean no one heard you 'cause no one said anything?" Ness joked again,

Everyone laughed.

"Nobody!" Ness exclaimed and ran off crying.

Silence.

"Who was he talking to?" Zelda asked.

"Nobody!" Link said, made creepy ghost noises, and ran off.

In the arcade room Marth was cooing at his cat to come out from behind a machine when Link ran in and scared Marth with the ghost noises.

Yoshi, who was playing 'House of the Dead 2', got really scared with the noises; he spun around and shot at Link with his light-gun. Link dodged the nonexistent bullets with some Matrix moves and escaped out the exit.

Jigglypuff and Kirby were in his room, arguing over chess, "OH YEAH?" Jigglypuff said,

"What, NURD?" Kirby replied,

"THIS!" she yelled and opened a backpack, a herd of scary chickens raved out and chased Kirby out of the room.

Since she was wrong and he was right, she changed the pieces so she was right.

Roy walked into the living room and noticed Phlufferz, licking its butt on the large TV, "EWWWZ…" He then noticed a pair of glasses behind it, picking it up, the pyromaniac realized it was one of those glasses with the fake noses on them.

"Wow that's realistic."

"That's because it's my nose!" Marth yelled and put them on. He yanked his cat off by the leg and stomped off.

Roy shrugged and turned on the television to see 'That 90's show'.

"Lol, all 90's." Roy said.

Pikachu was reading a magazine when Peach came in and stated, all 90's.

"NUUUEEEEZ!" Pikachu cried in horror,

"JUST KIDDING!" Peach screamed and ran out, all 00's.

Luigi and Mario were putting together a 100,000-piece puzzle, Mario was inches away from placing the final piece in when Pichu ate the entire table and ran off laughing, "LAFF OWT LOWD!1" he laughed,

"WHY JOO LITTLE-" Luigi yelled and the two chased him.

Bowser, Ganondorf, Samus, and Mewtwo were in the second living room (OMG) when Kirby ran in screaming, he slammed the door shut.

The door began shaking.

"WTF?" Mewtwo said.

The door burst open and a pile of chickens fell in, staring and stuff… oh and raving.

"OMG chickens." Game and Watch said, coming in.

Fox was walking down the long path to get the newspaper when it started raining heavily, he started running, suddenly a tidal wave splashed up at the top of the valley their mansion was in, the water came crashing down, flooding the valley, "AH!" Fox screamed and ran back inside.

Fox leaned against the door panting,

"What's your problem?" Captain Falcon said, "Stupid, didn't get the paper…" he opened the door into the lake, "AH!" he yelped underwater and ran back in as a school of tiny fish tried eating his face off.

"XOMG." Falcon said,

"What?" Popo and Nana asked at the same time, "SHUT UP!" the two said to each other at the same time.

"XOMG." Falcon said,

"What?" Falco asked,

"XOMG." Falcon said,

"STFU AND TELL US ALREADY!" Donkey Kong exclaimed,

"Heh, you told him to be quiet and talk at the same time." Link said, finally not making creepy ghost noises.

"What was that ominous wet sound?" Master Hand asked, the others behind him,

"We're trapped underwater!" Falcon said dramatically.

"K." everyone said at once.

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Ha Tiki! I decided to do it! Like you care...

LAWL PHLUFFERZ.

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