I don't want to add anything like that 'thoughts' or stuff. Takes too much time. Figure it out yourself.. First fic. YAY.
Err... I have an OC that is mines and mines only. Thankyou. She doesn't like appearing for some reason. she will come out whenever I say so... which isn't much. BELIEVE IT!

First fanfic and songfics. YEA!

Warning: If you like Sakura, watch it cause I don't like Sakura and I WILL place Sakura bashing here and there! Not everywhere, but more than half of the time 'cause I'm being nice and GENEROUS for them Sakura lovers that think that this story is good, which is not likely. Sasuke will have it minor because he's gay. Sorry. It's just cute when he's gay. Temari and Ino hates each other. You don't like to see what's up with them... do you? Random OOC

DISCLAIMER: Fruitsryum doesn't own a single thing. Except this fic and her precious OC that she hopes isn't a Mary Sue.

(Important Edit: I am putting these chapters in order from KT, then Kaka and Obito, then the rest in the canon order, then others end.)

Meaning:
KT goes first.
Then, Kaka and Obito!
Next is canon related chapters
Lastly is oneshots or anything else.

Latest Update: Chapter 5: Kaka and Obito! Age 5

KARAOKE TIME:.:.: Sasuke- Happy Song
Naruto and gang were walking aimlessly around Konoha until…

"It's… KARAOKE TIME!" yelled our favorite hyperactive ninja.

"Hn," Sasuke grunted. Sakura squealed. Ino made a face like this -.- . Shikamaru said, "Troublesome." Chouji ate more chips. Hinata blushed. Kiba said, "Hell yes." Akamaru barked in agreement. Shino was looking at some bugs. Lee was talking about the flames of youth and his sexy eyebrows showed off. Tenten agreed. Gaara, somehow forced to be there by Naruto, and his siblings didn't respond. Everyone else also stayed unresponsive.

"Okay. Let's go! Sakura-chan is paying!" Naruto said.

Sakura tried to bash Naruto on the head, but since Sasuke is gay, he told and stopped Sakura from smashing his head. She squealed because he talked to her. Naruto thanked Sasuke and Sasuke welcomed Naruto. Sakura got jealous. Inner Sakura was all like, GRR.

They reached the karaoke store. It read in big bold letters -The Karaoke Store! The best in Konoha! - Then in small letters, it read –no demons allowed-.

Everyone went in except Naruto and Gaara. Sakura screeched at them, "What are you guys doing out there? COME ON IN! BAKAS!" Gaara's eyes glowed dangerously at her.

Sakura peeped, then took Naruto by the ear and dragged him in with him complaining. Gaara's eyes flashed dangerously some more at Sakura.

Sakura peeped again and dropped Naruto and ran yelling, "Sasuke-kun!" to her beloved Sasuke-kun.

Naruto ran to Gaara and thanked him a lot.

The gang came back after realizing that Gaara and Naruto weren't there.

"What are you guys doing?" Sasuke asked, "Come on in!"

Gaara and Naruto followed, but when they reached the register to go in, the people who worked there showed eyes of hate, distrust, and fear at Naruto and Gaara and showed eyes of kindness and respect to everyone else. Sakura hit Naruto on the head for no apparent reason and yelled at him to get out.

Sasuke and everyone else kicked Sakura out on the butt. Literally.

The karaoke working people apologized to Naruto and Gaara. They thought demons were evil, but… NAH, huge foreheads and pink haired people were worse. Especially the huge forehead, ultra-uselessness, and pinkness.

Sasuke then thought that he was a little too self-centered. (A/N: Okay, so he is self-centered a lot. Just as big as this rock... Oh? You can't see it? Sorry.) He will change that for his precious blond. Yes, Sasuke loves his beloved little Naruto-kun a little too much. Not that he's like Sakura, of course. (A/N: She is obsessed with Sasuke.)

They went in and had no idea who went first. They thought and thought and thought.

Sasuke was thinking about killing mutated forehead people and Naruto.

Naruto thought about making a jutsu called Kawaii No Jutsu. Sadly, that story is taken in the awesome-est way possible. But he still has the technique.

Sakura, who wasn't there, thought about killing Naruto ugly self. As if she's not ugly.

Hinata was thinking about killing the mutated bi-. She doesn't think that evil. Sorry, Hinata, although that would be cool if you did!

Kiba thought about his kicking everyone's superior asses. Especially Sasuke's ass.

Shino thought about bugs. Bugs, bugs, bugs. And his teammates safety. See? No bugs.

Ino thought about that sand slu…uh… slut. At least to Ino it's a sand slut. And her Shika-kun.

Shikamaru thought about err… clouds, shougi games, and two certain blonde girls. And "Troublesome."

Chouji thought about chips. Ahh… chips. I can see why Chouji eats them all the time.

Lee was thinking about his all-time favorite teacher, Gai-sensei! Why did he leave Lee alone? And the power of youth.

Neji was thinking about fate and how Naruto (hint hint) stopped him about believing fate all the time.

Tenten thought about weapons and killing Sakura.

Gaara was thinking about his mean bijuu.

Temari thought about that leaf whor…or… whore. At least to Temari it's a leaf whore. And her Shika-kun. (A/N: They might as well become a threesome XDD)

Kankurou was thinking about his doll…s. I mean puppets.

And so, no one was thinking about who goes first to sing.

Sakura came in walking and yelling, "SASUKE-KUN! IS THAT BAKA ANNOYING YOU? I'M ALWAYS HERE TO HELP!"

Itachi walked in wearing his Uchiha shirt and pants, hearing about the karaoke time. So did Kisame except Kisame wore a pink apron and the regular clothes and Akatsuki uniform.

Itachi brought his right hand up lazily and greeted lazily, "'Sup?"

Shikamaru responded to that action with that action and said, "'Sup."

Naruto also responded to the action with that action and greeted, "'Sup."

Neji did it too and said lazily, "'Sup."

Gaara, too, brought his right hand up lazily and greeted lazily, "'Sup?"

Shino, of all people, also did that gesture lazily and said, "'Sup?"

Sasuke nearly died at those gestures. Sakura was crying, "Don't die Sasuke-kun! I will save you!" Everyone else sweatdropped.

Then…

"WHAT'S WITH ALL THIS NONSENSE? IT'S SUPPOSED TO BE KARAOKE TIME!" said someone with barely any tact, like Naruto, at the door.

Everyone looked at her. She had the hair length of about her shoulder. She also had blonde hair parted to the right with the same shade as Naruto and had the same blue eyes, the same ones Naruto had. She looked back unnerved and asked, "What?"

"Who are you?" asked Naruto, obviously confused.

She looked at Naruto and answered with a fox-like smile, "Uzumaki Ayame at your service, otouto!" (A/N: I know her name is the same as the Ichiraku waitress's, but the two Ayame's know that. They're smart. Err... This story isn't all dramtic and angsty and stuff.)

Everyone had a question mark on their heads except Sasuke and Itachi with swirly eyes. Ino and Temari didn't like her because she seemed like she had the same bossy attitude that their Shika-kun might like. Sasuke thought that she was different from Naruto's Orioke no Jutsu. Sakura just thought she was a bitch, as if she wasn't a bitch herself.

Ayame raised an eyebrow. "Isn't it Karaoke Time?"

Itachi lazily answered with a yes. Shikamaru wanted to be best friends with him… but Chouji will always be his best friend.

Naruto yelled, "Dattebayo! It's KARAOKE TIME!"

Sakura hit Naruto on the head, but didn't make it seeing there's Naruto's older sister by 2 years and Sasuke loved him and Gaara's automatic sand.

Sakura screamed and got kicked out, again, for excessive loud noise.

"Okay, let's see who goes first. BY POLL." Tenten finally said.

"Err… Naruto?"

Sakura put her hand up for her vote in Naruto going first. How she got back in, the world will never know.

"Okay, Sasuke?" Tenten suggested.

Naruto, Itachi, Neji, Lee, Tenten, Gaara, and Chouji raised their hands… lazily.

Tenten looked around confused. She's the only girl?

"Alright. Now… Ayame."

No one. Odd. Wait, there's… Ino and Temari.

"Neat, Shikamaru?"

No one. Everyone must love him. The world is in his hands. Not.

"Right. So… any other suggestions?" Tenten asked, not wanting to say the names.

It was so quiet; everyone can hear crickets.

"Okie Dokie! Sasuke goes up! Who wants to choose his song?"

"That I'm too Sexy song!" Sakura squealed. Everyone was all "-.- no."

"Hmm… That Happy song!" Naruto and Ayame suggested.

Tenten liked that choice. The Happy Song by Liam Lynch. She wanted to see Sasuke sing it, too.

"Alright. Sasuke the Mofo, go upstage! You shall sing the Happy Song by Liam Lynch!"

Sasuke thought, 'Fuck no!'

Then, he decided to go up there before they choose any other stupid song. "Okay." Sakura thought her heart was fluttering for some odd reason. Think she was hyperventilating.

The music started playing.

"I am really special cause there's only one of me
Look at my smile, I'm so damn happy, other people are jealous of me" Sasuke smiled for extra effect.

"When I'm sad and lonely, I like to sing this song
it cheers me up and shows me that I won't be sad for long.

"oh oh oh I'm so happy, I can barely breathe
puppy dogs and sugar frogs and kittens, baby teeth
watch out all you mothers, I'm happy, it's hardcore
happy as a coupon for a $20 whore
ha-ha-ha hah

"I'm really happy, I'm sugar coated me,
happy, good, anger, bad, that's my philosophy

"I can't do this, man. I'm not happy." Sasuke became unhappy.

"I am really special, cuz there's only one of me
Look at my smile, I'm so damn happy, other people are jealous of me" Sasuke became happy.

"These are my love handles, and this is my spout,
but if you tip me over, then mama said knock you out

"I am special, I am happy, I am gonna heave
welcome to my happy world, now get your shit and leave
I am happy, I am good, I am..." Sasuke turned angry and serious and inferior. Stupid inferiority complex.

"I'm Outta Here! Screw You!" Then Sasuke walked off the stage.

Everyone laughed and clapped at Sasuke's performance. They even saw him smile! Now that's a bonus!

"Okay. Who's next?" Tenten asked.

Itachi laughed at his little otouto's stupidity and naive-ness.

Err... Yeah...

If you don't understand it. OH WELL

I hate Sakura. Sorry. I do, in fact, love Ita-chan. I don't like Sasuke. Kakashi is just ignorant... I didn't add them yet! I will next chapter. So yea... Review. My first time. I know I deserve criticism. Flames and constructive criticism. I can handle it. Hmm... Story is very beginner-ish. Sorry if most of it isn't singing-ish. Just tried to get in a prolouge and song at the same time.