This is what happens when I get bored. I write weird things. I think I might write another fic thats the same, just in normal format. I hope you get what the heck I'm writing. Its crazy and I have no idea how I was inspired. Oh well, I hope you like it. I shall try to make this an ACTUAL story.

Read and review people, read and review.

Disclaimer-I don't even own 639.I DO own Mei Young. Young is actually my own last name. So, take that.

Diary entry on July 1st, 2006

12:00 pm/am?

I, Mei Young, had gotten tired of my neighbor having several men over at once. And talking for long periods of time. They arrived late, and left early. And I'd hear things like 'What the Shell?' where'd I mutter to myself 'Hell' or 'Fuck'. Oh, and not to mention when they jump out of the window. In fact, I'm sitting on mine, just waiting to hit them with a rolled up newspaper. Oh yes, I will extract my revenge. You see, they lean out, check below, then jump. They forget that someone lives right next to Miss O'neil.

Ohooo. I am indeed evil in my mind. Haha.

Unfortunately for me, I fell asleep. Don't worry, I fell inside my room. Perfectly almost safe. How do I know this? Why, I woke up in my bed and a note with a happy drawing of a turtle on it. Cute!

Diary entry on July 2nd, 2006

1:00 PM

Listening to a mixed CD. UnderOATH and Muse rocks. Totally. Maybe I should turn it down, people in the library are staring. Hm…the librarian is coming over.

1:07 PM

I have been tossed out for disturbing the peace. Hm…maybe I shouldn't be writing this on the ground. I could bet stepped on. AHH! People in horrible rock clothing are coming! RUN LIKE HELL HAS BEEN RELEASED!

2:00 PM

I have been kidnapped and I'm still listening to UnderOATH. Yep. ACK! Some guy just got thrown in next to me. He's out cold. Oh well. He'll survive. Wait, that means the doors open. I'm so stupid. AHH! Another man's in here! OHMYGOD! YAY! The evil-people-with-bad-hairdo's-and-Tattoo's are getting their ass' kicked by these people in green. Ooer.

2:30 PM

Only until now have I noticed that they have these things on their backs. And there's one with an orange…thingy around his head that's trying to read what I'm writing. Its kind of hard to think while he's doing that. Oh, He's told me that they're…pardon me for sounding insane…turtles. CUTE! Lets see if they can go into they're shells!

No, it didn't work. I poked the one that's wearing red and he nearly killed my favorite pen. Mr. Penny pen pen! NOOOO! HE BROKED IT! I'm using a pen now from the one wearing blue. The one in red decided to snap Mr. Penny Pen Pen when I poked him again for revenge. NOOOO!

Oops. I did that out loud. Woopsie. Oh well.

2:58 PM

I'm sitting across from this large, human sized rat whose name is 'Masta' Splinter. I can picture him in Gangsta clothes all rapping about the underground and how hard it is to be a rat.

Dude.

I cringe at their diet. Its so unbalanced, I'm surprised they're alive at all. AHHH! BEGON PIZZA SLICE FROM HELL! NOOO!

Sorry about that, Michelangelo just force fed me a piece. It tastes good, I'll give it that much, but Pizza will be the end of me. Ahh, salad. Did I really just write that? Ohmygod! Nooo! Give me a sec.

Okay, I've given up. Donatello just put my CD in the stereo. Unfortunately for him, Michelangelo had it turned up all the way. Oh yes. Headbangers unite! Oh yes,UnderOATH totally rocks the song 'A boy Brushed in Red living in black and white'. Shake it like a poloroid pictcha! You know that's how they say it. Gotta go, I have a 'meeting' with Masta Splinter yo! Peace out my homiez!

July 3rd

Well, I'm officially stuck here in the…sewers I guess. Hm. I had to eat fish last night. I hate fish. And then when I asked what was what, they told me I just ate shark. I ran to the bathroom so quick, I swear to god…Shark is my Amakua! a'ole! NOOO! I ate my Great grand father! Woe is my poor family! NOOO! And then they all started freaking out cuz they thought I was allergic to it. I barely escaped getting my stomach pumped.

July 4th

Just. Sat. Through. 4 hours. Of talking. Michelangelo said that in the first hour, my face did all sorts of facial expressions then… it just stopped. And then I stopped blinking for like ten minutes a blink. Donatello didn't notice before his back was turned to me while he was doing…something. Aren't I lucky?

Ack! Gotta go! Raphael came home in a puddle of blood! Shishkabobs!

July 5th

I'm sitting next to 'Raph' as he requested I say. Through his 'hazes' of 'tormented' pain, he heard me referr to him as Raphael. What a 'gastly' name for a turtle. Actually, I quite like it, makes him sound smart. Hehehee! I said that outloud! Heheheheee!

On a less happier note, I had to do a blood transfusion. Donatello freaked and couldn't think at all and Master Splinter was too busy trying to stop the blood flow. So, I did a rough sketch and made the other two search around. I am officially a genius and have been granted a lifetime of service from them.

Ooh yes, I am a smart person. And no one else believes that I have the brain capacity to think that much. Hmph! HA! Sorry, Raph just poked me with his 'Sai'. At least, that's what I think it is. Anywho, I took it away and is now sitting on a pillow on my other side. He can't reach it.

Have you ever seen turtle eyes? Oh wait, hold on, I need to get closer. Okay, I'm on Raph now. He's not aloud to move or else I get to hit him, so…alls good. Though, I'll probably get in trouble for sitting on him in the first place. Holy…shit…Wow.

I swear, I must've been staring at him for about three minutes. His eyes were beautiful. Wow. They were red/orange/dark yellow-ish and were just amazing. I've always loved my eyes but his…they make me wanna be a photograp-

Sorry, Michelangelo just came in and thought that Raph and I were about to 'Get it on' as he said. I had to remind him that a Turtle's anatomy and a humans are much more different, not matter how mutated to first one's is towards the latter. Then, I used big words to make him forget and he went off to find a dictionary.

OHMYGOD! 639! Masta Splinta got him for me! Oooh! My little duckling! Come to momma!

Read and review, I wanna actually do more chapters. TTFN!